Antique shopping at the ol' Anal Stoners boutique...

Some day...

Aaaaannd cry...cry at the sweetness!

This is Cole. He is a deaf service dog at Dr. William Mennies Elementary School. He just turned 9, and all of his students learned sign language to sing him happy birthday at a massive party. 14/10 for all (IG: colethedeafdog)

They haven't followed the law from go so why would they start now? I'll gladly eat my words if anything good comes from this.

In case you missed it...😬

“I’m an influencer and crypto trader!”

hoping if I mute "to all who celebrate" it will get rid of the copious and idiotic to all who celebrate posts...

Hi. It's me. I'm here to gently ask if you've been giving yourself grace? Patience? Self-care? You've got this. You are enough, and you deserve all the good things.

Cosmos are still hanging in there... Maybe we'll try a sunny location next year.

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THIS IS YOUR REMINDER: PRETREAT YOUR FILTHY SHIRT

@shyyeti.bsky.social happy birthday Paul!

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Holy goodness... Friday

Like bad shrimp, we'll be coming back up... Soon...

LEGO posted this cute video for the launch of their first official #StarTrek set today #LEGO

No fall color this year locally... It's gonna be a brown and drop year. Oh well.

Happy birthday Jay! @hauntcub.bsky.social

If you don't know your election day location, FOX4 DFW also has a list of open polling locations by N. TX city on their website. Use that to find one, then call the location to verify (because FOX).

Tarrant County TX peeps: The Tarrant County website LIES. There IS more than one polling location open. Call your usual voting spot (elementary school, church, municipal building, etc.) to verify.

Good. You don't need to sequel everything.

I'm not sure what the Hand to Bush exchange rate is these days but I think we are getting a good return on our investment... #birds

How about less of the things I mute, instead of what seems like more.

That was probably the second deadest Halloween we've ever had. Second only to 2019 when we literally had zero t-or-t'ers.And it's a Friday this year. Guess we weren't the only ones not really feeling it. But I do admit it was nice just watching scary movies and handing out what candy we did.

Happy Birthday @sbamatt.bsky.social!

christian music at the car dealership...good thing I'm only selling. Otherwise I'd walk out.

Timeline cleanse: You've Been Hit By, You've Struck By An Orange Criminal edition

Can he and anyone giving him an iota of support just stop with the bull shit and announce that he owns the country so WE can skip the growing frustration, outrage and gut-wrenching dread we have for breakfast every morning and get to the revolution?

I'm playing this for the first time. It's a stunning game, a little on the nose at the moment... But stunning. #PS5 #TheLastOfUsPartII

Mmm . . . That was some damned good sushi. Now for some lovely Romulan Ale to round out the anniversary celebration.

From the day before our wedding to a glass stingray we found antiquing this year that has ties to our honeymoon in California, what an adventure. Happy anniversary to my amazing @tlbjames.bsky.social

Timeline cleanse: Tucker the Gentlest Tortilla Taker edition

the best experience

O' the WOE of he who is left home alone—FORLORN—while his pa-PAs have ventured off to the grocer's market without him, their dearest Maximilian.

@lolafaglana.bsky.social I'm sure you've been told but, that's not your name.

Shoes

The only redeeming feature of the Bradford pear we used to have in the backyard was its fall colors. (And, yes, I will use any excuse to whip out my favorite picture of Max.)

This is Cruiser. He's trained as a Community Resource Dog in Wrentham, Massachusetts. Last week he helped locate a missing elderly resident with dementia who had wandered away from home. For a job well done, Cruiser was rewarded with a hamburger. 14/10 (IG: officer_cruiser)

When someone's direct reply to your personal upset w/ the current US regime is literally "what can we do, we're republicans" and your answer is "don't do that stuff that hurts ME", & they say "no we don't do the stuff, we just vote for it" But also they very much do the stuff...That's a cult. 😐🤷‍♂️🖕

Timeline cleanse: Happy Gotcha Days edition (Via r/MadeMeSmile)

Timeline cleanse: Howloween Party edition (Via r/MadeMeSmile)

This is Biggie. He can't believe this was your pick for movie night. Gonna need a cartoon before bed so he doesn't have nightmares. 14/10 (TT: x_gzm0714)

Sorry to be me, but let's all calm down, we didn't reclaim the republic...

smoooshface😻😹

take the big crumb

Feeding the dog...

Art tomorrow...it's probably gonna be hot. And not in the good way...