God, I miss Almost Live! Look at baby Joel! And the King Dome! I have no idea who the lady is at the end, though.

I am not going to turn down a win on nothing but home runs. But next year, a team that doesn’t “live by the home run, die by the home run” and plays some fundamentals would be nice, too. #Mariners

AND WE ARE IN UNCHARTED TERRITORY!!!!! Seriously, if they can seal the deal for my birthday, I will eat crow for every pessimistic comment I’ve made about them. #Mariners #ALCS

I was a little early on this one! #Mariners

Whew. That was. That was. I texted a friend, “Are they gonna walk in our go ahead run?” And as soon as I hit send, Suarez hit the rounder. #Mariners #ALCS

Arozarena didn’t get the memo, I guess, but he wasn’t doing anything with that arm, might as well walk on after getting hit by a pitch. #Mariners #ALCS

Did Martinez yell at everyone to stop swinging at everything? #Mariners #ALCS

Big Dumper! #Mariners #ALCS

Never been a Verizon user, but if they’re trying to reach people like me, an ad campaign where the pro-Verizon people are stupid assholes yelling at minimum wagers ain’t it.

Team is being the #Mariners again, but it’s still within reason if they can stop swinging at everything racking up Ks instead of being more discerning. #ALCS

i imagine there’s about to be an influx of MAGA chuds spewing their bullshit but i really can’t stress enough that if we don’t give them oxygen, they’ll get bored and leave. block early and often.

But what about Thomas’ sugar daddy?

Anything to get out of that inning but WHAT WAS THAT HIT?!?!?! #Mariners #ALCS

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on. Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights. Block, and move on. This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.

EAT SHIT, GIMENEZ, YOU SMUG ASSHOLE! And that double play! Where has this team been? #Mariners #ALCS

Can’t help think the fascists are a little scared about tomorrow. This gov wide sign up for bsky accounts after their op-ed mouthpieces have been spending months trying to write us off as a “sycophantic echo chamber”.

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Gotta love it when the FS1 announcers are talking shit about Suarez and he just fucking clears the deck by miles. #Mariners #ALCS

WHAT A CATCH! #Mariners #ALCS

all those new gov accounts could have at least put on Halloween names.

Fuck this umpire again. That 3-1 pitch on Polanco was so far below the strike zone. Jesus. #Mariners #ALCS

Looks like it’s a full court press from the fascists to try and take over bsky. Seems like every department has created an account in the last hour and is just spewing anti-democratic and anti-Democratic bullshit. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Fuck fascists.

@homelandgov.bsky.social Get fuuuuuuuuuuucked.

Swear I just heard part of the score of #Thunderbolts playing at T-Mobile Park. #Mariners #ALCS

God dammit, I’m agreeing with Derek Jeter. “It’s not small ball - it’s good ball.” Stop swinging for the fences every at bat, #Mariners. Get guys on the bags and get them in. Singles, doubles, bunts… the runs driven in with those count the same as the runs from a homer.

Tubi ads are still ads and thus suck, but Tubi as a service at least seems to have a good sense for ad placement that is more on par with “ABC Sunday Night at the Movies” than YouTube’s “seventy breaks in a ten minute video randomly inserted”.

Since the original with KARLOFF isn’t available on streaming, I’m rewatching the 1999 “The Mummy”. Good time. But holy hell. The CGI has not aged well. And I still find it hilarious that they put Anak-Su-Namun in that fishnet and then covered her nipples with pasties. Choose a different costumes?

I knew Laurence Fishburne was cool.

No, insecure male response to female leadership tends to be violent, Tucker, ya fuckin goober. Inasmuch as you have any clue what the fuck you're talking about. Slack-jawed horse's ass.

I'll go him one farther. He needs to deny communion to unrepentant liars, rapists, and anti-Christs like Alito, Thomas, and Vance. Excommunicate them, even. I'm not Catholic, I don't know what the possibilities and roadblocks would be, but it seems like a start.

Photographer: Okay, great so for this shot - we’d love to have you both smiling if that’s okay? Mellody: Sure ☺️ George: Go absolutely hard and look like I’m in a death cutscene in the Arkham Games, mocking you for dying? Gotcha.

The umpire is truly garbage. His strike zone grows and shrinks in the most random ways. I thought maybe it was just FS1's on screen box, but no. The ump will call the same throw two different ways in two consecutive pitches.

I fucking wish George Soros was spending the money on Dems the GOP thinks he is. And way to make Jeffries' point, Davis, you shitstain.

Should be a dishonorable discharge to be that derelict in your duty.

As someone who has lived in Seattle for 29 years, I can’t believe I fell for it again. #mariners

@mariners.com this game is embarrassing. No way this poorly coached team should be playing in this series right now. #mariners won’t be getting a dime from me. Yall can’t even hit a base hit. Stop with trying to hit a home run EVERY BAT. #postseason

I love how #Mariners in trending, but if you click on it, you only get posts from 5 days ago.

There we go. We worked for a single run, so naturally we had to serve them a home run in recompense. #Mariners

Did I really just see a TikTok style ad for generic viagra during a MLB playoff game? I hate this century.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

They could not, in fact, do something with it. #Mariners

One more inning for the #Mariners to pull it together and I’m calling this anniversary dinner off. Way to celebrate our 27th, Seattle. Guh.

Scherzer has Tim Blake Nelson vibes, but not *fun* Tim Blake Nelson. If Tim Blake Nelson was playing a psychotic Tim Robinson character not for laughs. #Mariners

Look, the silver lining is, we're back to away-field advantage soon. #mariners

Line drives. Get on base. Stop trying to make every goddamned hit a home run. #Mariners

I don’t know if FS1 has messed up their on screen strike box but in all this post season I’ve yet to see an umpire and the strike box disagree as much as tonight. #Mariners

Sports is sports and I shouldn’t get too worked up about it, but if you’re going to smugly taunt the fans in the bleachers by waving at them as you round the bases, fuck all the way off with your “blow a kiss to God” bullshit.