Summer with the Sounders is back. Last time we at least had that epic trophy.

Yeah, toothless sh*t!!!

Georgi is on fire!!!

Guys I know he scored but if the moose were truly loose he’d have 3 today. He’s on work release. At best on parole

2 (almost 3) points dropped again. At least we have a couple of soccer speed-dating events this summer at Lumen.

How is this neither a handball NOR a corner!?

I love this city

Conservatives: “I’m so sick and tired of trans people!” My man, you’re the only ones talking about them. All of my trans friends and students are just trying to live their lives and be happy. Maybe shut up and let them alone and you won’t find the issue in your feed all the time.

ECS is more than just a soccer supporters' group!

That penalty was not sparkling ice.

Hey now, only WE can talk shit on Nouhou’s maturity level, commentator.

Today was a good day for soccer.

I would have gladly swapped results with Wednesday.

Our section shouting for Cristian to take the penalty. Do they not know Sounders Trivia? 🤪

Those St. Louis Unis have the brown spot on the wrong side.

Not meant to be too critical, but it felt like the Nouhou <> Dotson sub moved too many pieces around on the pitch and we lost a little bit of the fluidity that got us the goal.

Link for Sounders Tigres: legally-coding.github.io/fox/watch/?s...

Read the whole article. I mean it. I promise it is worth it! www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

I thought that would qualify him to run for president!?

More money for NASA, less money for dumb wars

As a Mariners fan I know how to deal with this crushing uncertain bit of hope.

RFK Jr. spotted rushing to Walter Reed Hospital, carrying a severed raccoon penis.

If you are in or around Eugene Oregon, please help a friend of mine keep an eye out for his missing child: www.missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/...

M’s Run Short on New Ferry Food Trays, Replacements Expected by 2032: tinyurl.com/chuzr2bp

Do you tknow hat feeling when only a small part in your car gets repaired, but you feel like you're driving a whole new car!?

So much twinning!

The storied White House East Room has welcomed politicians, foreign dignitaries, war heroes, celebrities and elite athletes, but on Wednesday, it was the setting for an extremely robotic speech introducing first lady Melania Trump. https://cnn.it/4uX5kXQ

Which one is the Robot?

..... I know a bunch of people who I wouldn't mind staying on the moon....

I sense a theme ...

It's a slow news day. Our Orange Dictator must be golfing.

Back up MLS keepers barely get recognized. Thomas having a whole away stadium booing him by the time he makes his first appearance there as a starter means he is HIM

I get why, but I feel like Brian subbed out our momentum there in the second half :(

Antino is the better Timo!

You can't take the sky from me! We'll just animate it 25 years later! Someone call up AppleTV. #BringBackFirefly #Firefly

They did it. They're trying to bring Firefly back. #BringBackFirefly #CantStopTheSignal

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Keep it shiny and #BringBackFirefly

Since I can't promote Firefly on Instagram (don't use tools by Meta)... might as well say it here. #BringBackFirefly

#Firefly animated series set between season 1 and the film in the works! They're campaigning for a home. #BringBackFirefly

With a big assist from Jesus

I wonder what his brain told him when he saw lubricant and ponies on the balance sheet.

An electorate that largely can't be bothered to pay attention to anything happening outside its borders and that's only motivated by movements in the price of gas and eggs is going to be the end of us all

They couldn't pick the safe. Their Hail Mary went unanswered. Their German engineering fell short. (in honor of that awful announcing, 😂)

A bit of a missed opportunity to spell the V with his legs

Switching from a #SoundersFC game to a thrilling #F1 season kickoff is a big plus for #AppleTV

We have a phrase in German: "1 Euro in das Phrasenschwein." We'd be rich enough to buy another DP.

"You can cut the attention with a knife!" No, I wish we'd cut those vocal cords.