Post-match team speech: "Well done, squad. You are on to the next round. Preparations will begin immediately. BUT first, begin countdown on the missle launch and bring me the head of 007"

I anxiously await the first time a conservative’s own little girl has her genitalia inspected by a gym teacher to determine if she is eligible to play girl’s sports. Let’s see how relatively important trans sports bans are then.

Enough with the hate. I've enjoyed every minute of this team and today they just happen to have run into an even more motivated and on point Belgium team.

Clueless crosses, little creativity in the box to get it on goal. Mexico tried the Germany playbook.

This game needs an Obed goal urgently!

It's so easy to hate Argentina's soccer team

I'll enjoy every minute of while this lasts!

can't help but laugh anytime a stutter step penalty taker misses

Scheisse!!!

Tah-Daaaaaaaa!!!

They do not do the players any favors with the mics during the national anthems ;)

Sounders season restarts not too long from now IIRC

"Agree to halt fighting 'For Now'" A promise I hear from my kids as well. Every single day.

Argentina getting kicked out in the round of 32 after penalties.

Hand in front of mouth communicating to an opponent (Reyna family - allegedly). Red card or not!?

Just saw a Walmart commercial ("Who knew...") and felt like checking on Nouhou who hasn't posted in ages. I am having Nouhou withdrawal symptoms.

A lot of Sounders fans are disappointed but Poch is doing the right thing not risking Roldan here. It’s a meaningless game and this gives him a chance to get healthy by the knockout rounds

Roldan being injured sucks so hard dude

Ahhhhh, Seattle, I love it here…

As a Germany fan I still LOVE this part

Messi: When would we face Mexico? Coach: We’re on opposite sides of the bracket, so not until the final. Why do you want to know? Messi: No reason. *eye begins twitching*

OBED…..!!

Attention. Attention. This is not a drill!

Hand in front of mouth. Should this have been a red? #porvsuzb

This referee may have just started WW III

@metaai.bsky.social is dumb as a rock! Added it to a group chat and it has absolutely no awareness of it and thinks we're chatting 1-on-1 while everybody can actually see the conversation in a group chat. Has anybody at Meta actually used this thing?

Full time. Egypt and Belgium play to a 1-1 tie in the first-ever World Cup match in Seattle. 66,775 pack it out on a glorious sunny day. Honestly, hard to imagine a better way to start this off.

Soundwave owns the house today!!!

First half: Meh! Second half: Fireworks from both teams. What a fun game!

Our Homegrown: OWEN GOOOOOAL!

I think the Belgium supporters need some tips from ECS. It's a bit quiet in here.

Sub in Klose already to keep that record safe

Last time we won 7:1 ...

I wanna see this Germany team combine against a team that's not parking the bus. It'll be fun.

Curacao is still better than Brazil

That referee is Curacao's best defender. Always in the way 😂🤣

Germany's B-Team is not doing so well.

I guess Qatar didn't pay enough to keep him out of the country.

VAR = Boss!

Look, as a German I know South Korea is good.

I'm done hiding, now I'm shining Like I'm born to be We dreamin' hard, we came so far Now I believe

jesus I don’t even know if I could name 22 specialists and I’m a nurse

$52 for an adult ticket. $42 for kids. I get that space is limited, but ... this is for watching it on a big screen.

Best advice ever!

A car on the lightrail tracks yesterday, a boat on 405 today... this doesn't bode well for trains near water tomorrow.

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Amazing that the cameras happened to be with him!

Did you know if you go to the volume mixer in Windows Settings you can set apps to use different audio endpoints? 👀

Schmetzer: “I’m more focused on why we couldn’t generate a goal after that strong half. We have to score to win games, it’s as simple as that.”

F*cking monsters! Pro-Life my ass!