If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Ian’s Shoelace Site Is Still The Best Site For Tying Your Shoes. However: “What is the point of adding value to the internet if it is only going to rob you? Why do research, make diagrams, and develop new knots?” [aftermath.site]

“inserting in a human”

The Pan American Highway: The Longest Road In The World Learn More about it: brilliantmaps.com/pan-ameri...

the mayor’s nice, my squagle’s square, it’s raining buckets, over there

significant quality of life update

I think the Bluey episode “Seesaw” may reference Le Bureau des Légendes?

Dr. Oz, I was put on this planet to watch television and like hang out.

💪 “Now, that’s what I call dating.” watching Love on the Spectrum with an early lunch

Taxi Driver (1976) dir: Martin Scorsese 📽️

Something random about childhoods before video games came with audio dialogue: we never knew how to pronounce things. Two kids, different states? Might pronounce “Celes,” “Riven,” “Raiden,” or “Hylia” totally differently. And will probably pronounce it their way even after they find out it’s wrong.

beverage spill!

penninaire

click-obsessed

“become ungovernable”

the ninja, manual, excerpt, sega master system (1986) www.smspower.org/Scans/Ninja-...

"When I'm in the field, I need access to a variety of reference information. Rather than haul manuals, or my laptop, Newton Press lets me access and retrieve the information from my hand-held MessagePad." #AppleNewton #RetroComputing Unboxing Newton Press research.reisen/txt/3/

“the face a query”

“ecumenical beer”

Americanflage

People whose religion is based on the Catholic Church’s religion which is partly based on a Jewish religious text yelling at other people about how their religion is made up Enjoy!!!

genuinely haunted by stickybear on the cd-i. this bear is so fucking ugly but he lives in heaven. everything is animated on 1s and this world knows no pain or suffering. i feel like i've seen something i shouldn't have.

Hackers Clip number 0025 #Hackers #hackbot #hacktheplanet

love the amazon reviews for this brand of potato chips that used to only be sold in prison

“Swampman is the subject of a thought experiment introduced by Davidson in his 1987 paper "Knowing One's Own Mind".”

48 beers specifically makes me think he crushed a whole case of Kirkland Light from Costco.

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imagining a friend calling Jean-Luc Picard J.L.

“wads of fat around the midriff”

“One mile on a bike is a $.42 economic gain to society, one mile driving is a $.20 loss.” “Which means that Copenhagen, a city of 1.2 million people, saves $357 million a year on health costs because something like 80% of its population commutes by bike.” #CityMakingMath Some costs are savings.

“Everybody making buckets right now.”

1990s VHS • Alaska Trophy King Lodge 60 FPS : 196s

Palace Preview Cassette : 586s

Nintendo Entertainment System commercial (USA, 1986) : 22s

abqclock_14-2-78 : 21s

watching lots of Bluey this week with Reika she became sick Monday morning, almost better now in the Squash episode, they’re sweating wrong for dogs only noticed cuz I’m reading “Born to Run” in my top 500 books?

I'm the only person on earth cursed with the knowledge of how to efficiently walk down a sidewalk; witnessing all of humanity bumbling around in blessed innocence is my eternal burden

“This… feels like… a robo-dream.”

i always thought we should try to run more folks with small online footprints in open seats as republicans, and then they get sworn in and just decide whoops i changed my mind about everything

Reminder that Klingons say TRANS RIGHTS BRING HONOR TO YOUR HOUSE

"the mystery of the person"

pokémon pikachu, handheld virtual pet, screenshots (1998) pikapics.com