There is something living in there

Oh man, if only getting out of bed was pleasant or desirable.

“…and Keir Starmer, who did NOT resign…”

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Cut a perfect hexagon to make myself feel better

#hourlycomicsday #hourlycomicsday2026 Tried to make a cutting board and it was a MASSIVE FAIL.

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AND I have to go to a drumming workshop today which isn't my idea of hell, but is my idea of sort of comedy hell.

WHO'S GOT TWO THUMBS AND HAS BEEN UP SINCE 5AM SYRINGE FEEDING A GUINEA PIG BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T EAT FOR A BIT THEY DIE

I don't know why we get nervous going to the vet given how we spend so much time here.

I know what my bathroom spider is eating, and when there was a sewing room spider she was just loving the clothes moths. Couldn't get enough.

What is my bedroom spider eating? She's been in that corner since before Christmas, and she's definitely alive. She did eat one other spider, but that was ages ago. I tried to get the clothes moths to go unto her, but was unsuccessful.

Just realised Hourly Comics Day is this Sunday!

I couldn't go on The Traitors because there's absolutely no way I would remember that many new names that quickly. People would be like "John's acting weird," and I'd be just nodding, thinking "okay, someone's definitely called John".

Who still has a car alarm like it's 1991 or something.

Realised today I'm maintaining glasses of water everywhere to make sure I actually drink. Like an elderly cat.

I ate your PLUMS and I cannot lie I'm guilty and I won't deny That when I found them kept in a pretty chilly place yeah I put them in my face and man, YUM, couldn't have enough 'Cause you know that my tum is stuffed, But you were breakfast saving, Your forgiveness now I'm craving

This is the stupidest start to a world war ever.

do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao

Trying to plan a one shot. So far this is the most developed part.

oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]

I'm not really under much of an illusion that the rules-based international order hasn't always really been what 'western nations find most in their self-interest, but with bureaucracy', but also, this alternative is not better.

So close to finishing this motherfucker. Now entering the sand/finish/sand/finish phase.

I don't know how long I've been playing DnD but it's a long time, at least 15 years or something. But MAN have I forgotten how to create a character sheet on paper. Having to google how proficiency bonuses work. 15 years.

Whenever it's the holidays and I have time to think I nearly buy a metal detector. Should I be finishing these woodwork projects instead? Yes. But can I justify it by using it to find nails I've lost? Also yes.

I just ate a MEAL which was NOT only pistachio nuts and I would like my MEDAL.

This weekend has been transformed by the knowledge that Screwfix deliver. I have actually made... progress on this project?

How do I not get into making dollhouses? It's been knocking at my mind for so long. Soon I will lose the battle, and I have so many hobbies already, and so much shit in my house.

What the absolute fuck am I up to

Just for laughs...

These penguins don't know about any of the other shit stuff on the world, they should just get to be outside and be penguins. 38d.gs/v4vs

If we don't hit our goal (which is looking increasingly likely), we cannot make season two. Even if you can't donate, a share or review goes so far. This is a project Fio and I are so proud of, and we really want to see it through to the end. Season one is already available for free online!

ALERT! SAW A DOG IN THE HOSPITAL! BEST HOSPITAL EVER.

Got bitten today. I swear to god if I become a zombie I am quitting.

I don't know what to put in this cage. I asked a pigeon to get in but he wouldn't.

Oh, I should have said - regret to inform everyone I'm getting extremely into historical costuming.

Having devoted literally days of hyperfocus to researching fabrics, techniques and archaeology, I have talked myself down from reenactment-level Anglo-Saxon and Viking outfits. I am settling for 'use the fabric you already have for the love of god you have so much fabric'.

DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’ Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’ DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’ Cat: ‘I do nothing.’ DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’ Cat: ‘I do nothing.’ DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’ Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’

No one thinks my scar is cool. Everyone thinks it is scary and upsetting, and that makes me feel like cutting my hand open was scary and upsetting :(

Cuckolding? You mean a rail-replacement service?

Doh!