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Shame on the Canes for leaving a crying Carter Hart alone in a room full of men who want to hurt him

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

Where have I seen this before, oh right.

I can't stress enough that this is how is exactly how genocides are incited. They always use language to couch it in self defense to justify violence against their targets.

is this not obvious to everyone or am i just losing it? like, we know what’s happening…right? right??

This is what happens when you let a dude who bought a podcast mic run the nation’s premiere law enforcement agency.

The Senate GOP passed the largest wealth transfer in US history yesterday. It includes a $975 billion income tax break for the 1%, the largest cut to food stamps in history, and a 60% increase in the number of uninsured Americans. This is a dramatic escalation in class warfare.

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A huge blow was dealt to hurricane forecasters this week as a critical tool was abruptly terminated by the Department of Defense and NOAA. The immediate discontinuation of data from three weather satellites will severely impact hurricane forecasts this season and beyond. More ⬇️

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

“Meta does not indicate to users what their privacy settings are as they post, or where they are even posting to. So, if you log into Meta AI with Instagram, and your Instagram account is public, then so too are your searches about how to meet ‘big booty women.’”

BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

I actually can't articulate how angry I am at this very moment.

Our new feature is a robot voice that tells you you are a very special and good boy.

Trump is mobilizing 5000 military personnel in LA for at best a few thousand protesters. If a true uprising were to occur with tens of thousands protesters, there's no way they could contain it. They would need 100,000 troops to hold LA alone.

There is not a single good person who supports him.

🚨NEW: @cbsnews.com reports ICE is arresting people who can't even legally be deported and holding them without enough food or water in a federal building BASEMENT in Los Angeles. Families dutifully attending check-ins with ICE are being arrested and held for days, forced to sleep on the floor.

They genuinely are the worst people in the world.

“An analysis of the advertisements in Meta's ad library found that there were, at a minimum, hundreds of these ads available across the company's social media platforms, including on Facebook, Instagram, Threads, the Facebook Messenger application and Meta Audience Network…”

How about a policy position of having a spine and pushing for universal programs funded by taxing the parasitic billionaire class?

Because conservatives are incapable of governing.

The FDA has updated an ongoing recall of tomatoes distributed in Georgia, North Carolina and South Carolina to its most severe warning, saying there is a higher probability that potential salmonella contamination could lead to “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

Having, for the first time in my life, gotten a young guy as my doctor at the ER, I just wanted to say I’m so sorry to literally every single woman I’ve ever met.

didn’t we used to have a word for this

Furious that Yeti cancelled a bulk order from a conservative women’s group because now I have to go buy a Yeti

I consider it a personal responsibility to teach accurate anatomy

Looking forward to the response to this crisis from democratic “leadership”

I. Am. Deceased. There was a lady on TT who asked for the most out of pocket reasons people DNF'ed a book, and the top comment was: "Guy was trying to dirty talk with 'say my name' and his name was Greg"

no shit www.science.org/content/arti...

Remember to pray for the president, Psalm 109, 7:13

I need @thedemocraticparty.bsky.social’s messaging to be more like this

ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI

Oh thank goodness, Amy! I was worried we’d be burdened by something terrible like universal healthcare or student loan forgiveness.

"Stop asking why schools don’t have bullet proof glass & metal detectors at all the doors. Ask why schools HAVE to. That’s the question that needs to be asked”

One thing missing in the TikTok ban discourse is how it’s a cultural generator. You really think Spooky Lake Month or Dirt Man would have taken off on *Reels*? Be real.

I’m going to say this one time for everyone: 🗣️ SESAME STREET STILL AIRS ON PBS Their deal with HBO/Max was for them to pay to produce the show in exchange for nine months of exclusivity airing new episodes.

Come to Bluesky, where the people seem cool but no one sees your posts ✌️

Fascism was bad in the 1930s and 40s. Could it be better this time?

When people ask what Christmas parades are like in the south I just show them this picture I took at my first one

They’re all just…SO DUMB. Excruciatingly dumb. Impossibly dumb. Stunned their brain reminds their lungs to draw breath dumb.

This never would have happened if he’d just gone to Waffle House

(mournfully) Mamma mia

Please bro I’m begging bro

Yeah, I’m PRO LIFE. Pro: Paid parental leave Researching humane women’s healthcare OB/GYNs being fully covered Lactation support Increasing sick and vacation days Free, high quality childcare Expanding the Child Tax Credit

Believe it or not, jail, right away.

Normal people vs. Theatre kids

Nothing to see here, just the world’s richest man who spent $250 million to elect a dictator using one of his many children as a human shield