Epic: youtu.be/ofyMOOj-qiQ?...

More of this coverage is welcome. ON's policies need to be exposed for what they are - anti-choice, anti-women. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

Quite possibly the dumbset demographics analysis I've seen in a while. It's based on totals. No kidding that what was a farm in 2014 and a suburb in 2026 has a higher birthrate. Biggest drop? A brand new suburb in 2014 which attracts new familys. Vacuous at best. www.theage.com.au/interactive/...

I did not have "Masturbating Bird of the Year Award" on my bingo list in 2026.

Christ. Just wait until Australian politicians get a whiff of this. #auspol

Unsure where I fit in the wider population. 🇬🇧 British Political Spectrum Quiz My result: Eco-Socialist Economic: collectivist Social: progressive Sovereignty: strongly cosmopolitan Military: anti-interventionist Authority: libertarian Constitutional: reformist Take the quiz: quiz.jmoxley.co.uk

#Eurovision Australia, piano looks like a toilet 😄

And surpise - it's not going to happen.

Lukewarm Chisel

Christ this is hard. Not being from the UK, I'm pretty happy with getting a bare pass. 🗳️ ConstituencyClick 330/650 — PPS 🟥🟨🟥🟨🟩🟩🟥🟥🟨🟩 play.jmoxley.co.uk

"The late, great Robert Fisk dismantles the trap question of ‘do you accept Israel’s right to exist?'" — Going Underground

1964. 5 years before men worked out how to use a toaster.

losing my mind over this toy and this commercial btw

How he did it? Running.

Haha... The US has better security when ICE arrest kids.

"Where in Australia do you live?" I live in Some Sheep, 200km from No Sheep.

Developments never look like what's on the tin

And by flattening, he means destroy

What a place to shop. 4 rolls of shit tickets and a saxophone. #Aldi

Here is an easy solution: Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves. Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled. Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

Change of labelling etc, drives up cost by $1.25 per bottle ongoing? Bullshit. If your business can't manage this you don't deserve to be in business.

#ScavengerHunt2 15 Body part (not heart or eyes) Another song that raises plenty of questions. But this time, I have answers: songpoemmusic.com/trubee.htm www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tWx...

Good to see the US feeling the pain from their high IQ president.

The amazing thing about writing is it's basically time travel and whenever I think about that it blows my mind. It's a genuine miracle. I mean, just think about it: a Chinese general from 2,500 years ago can point out the President of the USA is a fucking idiot. It's incredible.

"Working royals". Sure.

I think I've seen this somewhere else, before.

It wasn't supposed to rain today.

A VIDEO WOW!!

Is Alexander Downer okay? Sounds not alright. #savotes

Who wants to tell him?

I thought this was a selection criteria for a ON candidate.

"Great" to see China runs the show....

Fun Fact: CNN recorded their control room during major events for promo material. I posted and synced the full tape to broadcast here: youtu.be/q7xKnATJbKI

Reckon I'd wouldn't take the puppy to the Brazilian place & just leave it at home.

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I tried explaining to someone the other day that in the 80s, because it took so long (after the US) to release monies in Australia, we bought the movie novels before seeing the movie. It took some convincing.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

Pfft... Fixed, (And not remotely original)

Enid Blyton is at it again.

Epic.

Only Australia, Brazil and Iran have banned sunbeds entirely. They are proved to rapidly increase your risk of cancer, yet the UK and many others just ignore that.

At the drive-thru: "... oh and I'll also have the caviar nuggets, but I'll have that without the nuggets, thanks"

Ahhhh.... fuck it. He was a great bloke.

In Australia, the NFL Superbowl is just an excuse to start drinking at 9am in the morning. That's it.

This hits me in my nerd humor spot.

It's 40 degress in the shade, but what's it like in the sun? 52! #melbourne #MelbWeather #NotScientific

"Adults are workers. Children are workers too. Children are especially good workers because they are small. They can fit into places where adults cannot go, like factories with narrow gaps, crawl spaces under warehouses, and air vents where important listening happens."

Seriously #hottest100... you're testing me with the Like a Version shit