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unraveled
about 9 hours ago
Hundreds of people have packed into Chicago's Thalia Hall tonight for a community listening session on CPD collaboration with ICE/CBP. Police district councillors who gathered petition signatures required to hold tonight's hearing are opening by thanking the community for showing out.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer
1 day ago
surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational
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Don't care what the feckless assholes in Congress are doing because they clearly can't stop anything bad from happening
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New York Shit Post
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2026 is the year to get worse
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This evil I cannot abide
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9 days ago
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Most historically literate lib voice:
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beetle moses
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I am gay, I am black, I am Muslim, I am Andrew Cuomo
9 days ago
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This doc is fucking crazy. I love the deep state!
youtu.be/LzrGCk-F7FY?...
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D.A.R.E. | The REAL Reason Cops Taught You About Drugs
YouTube video by CHUPPL
https://youtu.be/LzrGCk-F7FY?si=_l2Gj-DJbS6VbRXk
11 days ago
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈
12 days ago
Are we really publishing "why are people so mean to me" articles about people IN THE EPSTEIN FILES I THINK WE KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE MEAN TO YOU!
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In 2026 the Trump administration is making woke illegal while accidentally making it also mandatory
12 days ago
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈
13 days ago
It's very fascinating that the Yamaha DX7, one of the most over-manufactured synthesizers in history, commands a high price on the used market now almost exclusively because Nine Inch Nails single-handedly destroyed hundreds of them on the Self Destruct tour in the early 2000s.
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This country is ontologically evil and run by a bunch of fucking billionaire jug hooters
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So uhhh, Israel did it, huh?
www.jpost.com/middle-east/...
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Israel examines if Iran had role in killing of scientist | The Jerusalem Post
This is an assessment that has not yet been verified and is not supported at this stage by official findings from the investigative authorities in the United States.
https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-880573
22 days ago
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SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19)
about 2 months ago
JUST IN: USDA Confirms 6 House Mice Infected with H5 Bird Flu in Grant, Washington State Officials Investigating Potential Spread
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Matt Pearce
about 2 months ago
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
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This is how I feel about shitty shreddy lettuce both in tacos and on burgers
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about 2 months ago
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Lol, lmao even
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about 2 months ago
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trench collapse saboteur (ringleader)
about 2 months ago
I got to work this morning to find a close coworker weeping. They're in bad $ trouble bc of our bad pay & a weak social support network... $7 in the bank for a week. I told them I could help bc my people help. So I ask if anyone can spot $5 to my Venmo so I can transfer as a lump: @Kristofer-Nivens
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Max Read
about 2 months ago
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
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Jerry Chen
2 months ago
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
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Buying a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of booze like the dirtbag I amq
2 months ago
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈
2 months ago
Me: "Babe wake up they're doing phrenology again!" You: "You have to stop waking me up for that one, you wake me up multiple times a night every night to say they're doing phrenology again."
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What even is this?
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2 months ago
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Diedrich Bader
2 months ago
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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Why's like half my discover feed just horny gay guys?
2 months ago
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Ahhh yes, the baseball has happened
2 months ago
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Steve Hofstetter
2 months ago
Police departments paid out $2.3 billion in settlements in one year. We're not overspending feeding people. We're overspending beating people.
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Dave Karpf
3 months ago
HYPOTHESIS: repeat exposure to the LessWrong discussion boards is functionally indistinguishable from mercury poisoning.
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Jon Bongino, Dan Bonjovi
2 months ago
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My friends are absolutely un-fucking-hinged
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2 months ago
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You mean to tell me a jolly rancher shot these ropes?
2 months ago
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Channing Verbatim
3 months ago
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trench collapse saboteur (ringleader)
3 months ago
American right: shoot the wings and fuselage harder American left: we cunningly removed the wings and fuselage so that they could not be shot and thus increase effectiveness
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The dial on the Make-Things-Worse Machine only turns one way
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3 months ago
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Elizabeth Lopatto
3 months ago
goddamn is there anything Wikipedia editors can’t do
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/n...
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Wikipedia Volunteers Avert Tragedy by Taking Down Gunman at Conference
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/nyregion/wikipedia-conference-gunman.html
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Woke up from a gnarly intense dream. Someone halp
3 months ago
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Why is half my "discover" TL shirtless bears?
3 months ago
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Roxyite Fox Spirit
3 months ago
I have been unable to refill my meds because credit and other bills have eaten up what I've been able to beg or otherwise bring in. Thresholds: $500 to make next payment cycle, avoid dunning notices $1000 to also get psych bill current, refill meds Please help.
www.paypal.biz/elderkitsune
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Business Profile
https://www.paypal.biz/elderkitsune
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winter hater
4 months ago
CONFIRMED: ICE activity in Maplewood and North in Chicago’s Wicker Park / Humboldt neighborhood. Just saw a neighbor kidnapped.
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Tuesdays usually end up being food project days for me. These are the projects
4 months ago
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Some of y'all seriously need to get at least a little more noided. Jfc
4 months ago
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Venmo has been absolutely fucking me today. I'm literally just trying to get the utility money my roommate sent me and they can't verify ANYTHING?!
4 months ago
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So... This may become merch for my band lol
4 months ago
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Oh, you mean that guy who died on 9/11 Eve?
4 months ago
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Lucky_Bun
4 months ago
Crazy seeing the media try to manufacture sympathy for the right's least popular propagandist. Like, "America Mourns Goebbels Jr." no the fuck we don't
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