cannot believe people are still talking about charlie kirk in a year when we lost DAVID LYNCH. upside down ass country with backwards priorities.

Our duplex was sold and the new owners said we have by Jan 31st to leave, ending our lease early. Join me in cursing them & their bloodline for all eternity.

Krampus (2015) is still one of my fav xmas films. I've watched it every year since it came out 🐐

Anyways, fuck landlords. Goodnight 🖕

I have no idea what the fuck a Nuzzi is

Missing out on Dynamite bc our landlord delivered us shitty new but a dick bite is nice 🤙

"The problem with the show is that the predators didn't face much justice" True, Chris Hansen shouldve shot em

"To Catch a Predator was entrapment!" ok but why'd they fall for the trap tho

"To Catch a Predator was entrapment!" ok but why'd they fall for the trap tho

more frog, again. seasonal frog

Relatable

I mean this with sincerity, people need to just stop talking. Lol really. Stop giving energy, stop engaging with every little thing.

Someone else said it but it bears repeating: "The Muppet Christmas Carol" is the best movie ever because Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow, human actors. "Muppet Treasure Island" is the best movie ever because Tim Curry treats himself as a Muppet.

Nuh uh no way they're coming for my bitch calibri

Never 4get

Heart palpitations so strong haven't gone to bed yet 🤙

That was probably one of the more precarious drives I've done ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️🚗❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️

It's so stupid, I love it

How do you do fellow domestic terrorisms

Not me thinking Paul Dano died 🥴

i am a smol account but with big b00b

i am a smol account but with big b00b

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

Maybe I should start watching AEW during down time in the lab 🤭

Bruh

It's always funny when public figures migrate from twitter to here and realize there are no blue checkmarks that will kiss their ass. Also is it hate? Or only criticism?

We are the daughters of the cats Alf couldn't eat

The Japanese commercial for Zelda 3 (SNES)

Sometimes I feel like the people on the horror reddit are kinda wimpy lol Clutching their pearls at films like The Coffee Table. Or maybe I'm just a sicko, but horror is supposed to force the viewer to confront the darkness in humanity...and also be funny

He is risen

Welcome to Derry is surprisingly good and uh, that last episode, that was Marsellus Wallace's soul in there right? 🤭

Mox vs Toni. Book it Khan. She called him a...sloptart??? There's no coming back from that #AEWDynamite 🤼🏻‍♂️

The 3D puzzle

GAY BOYFRIENDS WITH CHAINS ⛓️❤️⛓️ #AEWDynamite

Big fan. #AEWDynamite

WOMEN #AEWDynamite 🤼🏻‍♂️

So Mercedes winnin the whole tournament tonight right 😁 #AEWDynamite 🤼🏻‍♂️

How were the first 22 minutes of Dynamite I missed? #AEW 🤼🏻‍♂️

when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul

Watching this at work in the lab

lmao #AEWFullGear

KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨ #yakuza

1984 was the year of the flesh mass

1984 was the year of the flesh mass