Two women head coaches who made the playoffs being fired before the two most underperformingest men is INSANE.

If I get raptured at work I’m gonna be pissed. You have like twenty minutes @ God

I’m in the most unserious groupchat and @nottaylorallen.bsky.social is responsible for this.

Oh my god I am not voting for any of your kids for baby of the year leave me alone!!!!

I’m really just wondering where a lot of people suddenly found empathy???? Is it on sale or something?

On 9/11 at that!

I can’t take much more of this work shit. I need a sugar daddy with a boat IMMEDIATELY.

She was

I’m in a restaurant with Pat Riley????

8 hours in a car with @mskaelyn.bsky.social tomorrow do yall think she kills me yes or yes

But alas. We live to pray another day. Prayers down, outshallah, and all the rest.

The clemson tiger was at the Mystics game last weekend and I was DISGUSTED

BOOOOOOOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅

I’m so grateful for my people ❤️

My alma mater continues to embarrass me ❤️

potentially the funniest thing he’s said yet

I*diana F*ver fans smell CRAZY

The entire time I’ve been in Connecticut I’ve been like “where the fuck the function” because this shit is really in the middle of nowhere

WNBA trade deadline, Terry still not signed….

ADAM PETERS FIX IT RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO GOD

I was walking my dog and the fed ex guy made a comment about her weight and I had to explain that she’s 14 and sick and we’re putting her down in the next month and his face dropped. And that’s why we mind our business.

May he know no peace. May he live in shame, alone and destitute for the rest of his days. In this lifetime and the next.

If I didn’t already delete my Twitter, I would definitely have been banned tonight

Go read the comments on Jacy Sheldon's Instagram posts. They just prove our point every single time.

The team on the call FULL OF SHIT TOO. What Marina did (and Caitlin flopped) is not comparable to what Sophie did (by the rule book yeah ) but that lady meant to take her down by the head

R. Kelly is claiming that he must be released from prison, alleging that there is a murder plot against him and that he was intentionally overdosed. Prosecutors have called his filing ‘unserious.’

Everything is so fucking awful right now

good morning friends 💚✨

And I am officially done with men for the rest of this year no man talk to me until 2026. Thank you!

My sis is going to a bachelorette party where they’re doing a yoga class immediately after eating Mexican food and I’ve been cackling all morning 😂😂😂😂

W cut day is always BRUTAL

Let me make it incredibly clear: if you sat this one out, voted third party, or voted for that raggedy bitch, it’s fuck you. Today, tomorrow, and forever, you raggedy no account bitches.

reading the internet

Has someone tried unplugging the simulation, blowing on it, and then plugging it back in?

if you’re in line to join a pete hegseth signal chat stay in line

Foxtrot Delta Tango ;)

Y’all think the war group chat has a little photo to go with it?

I need Hasan Piker in a way that’s concerning to feminism

At the club in Miami day drinking listening to Benito I don’t think my life has ever been better

Anyway. Don’t pay for dick. The men are giving it away with wild abandon.

I love when horrible men lose their hairlines. Just warms my heart

Finally saw Jack Schlossberg on Raya pls pick me king 😭

It’s going to take decades (if ever) to undo the damage that has been done in the last 30 days.

The only thing I miss about Twitter is that I would tweet “I’m having a bad day” and this one man would send me money. Miss you Jake.

I love seeing Valentine’s Day posts from people that are cheating ❤️

There are a few deaths I’d be willing to do this for.

Uhm WHERE IS THE SNOW????

Bey. Respectfully. IS IT CRACK???

I will not be seeing Beyonce this summer thank u capitalism

I closed my exercise ring at 9:00 am that’s how insane this day has been already