You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.

"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Absolutely incredible gift from @grithokskulk.bsky.social the boarstie, by the bestie @onlytusks.bsky.social! Ascended Yd'Garr~

ydgarrwrites.carrd.co Ok!! Here's a (very) tentative launch, since reception was so positive!!

Who knew Enlarge/Reduce would also enlarge Bozorgs Virility rate...

I am opening commissions, 3 slots available. Info in the image and Dm if interested :>

hi can i get an iced latte with breast milk i mean goat milk i mean breast milk sorry i mean goats breast milk i mea

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

A close friend of mine and my husband’s recently suffered a stroke and needs help with the medical bills. Please, if you have the means to do so, donate to his recovery.

A close friend of mine and my husband’s recently suffered a stroke and needs help with the medical bills. Please, if you have the means to do so, donate to his recovery.

Daddy @gaur.beast.sex knows how much I love being marked~ 🖼️: @carloygm.bsky.social

World’s Okayest Dad (2024)

Tag: Corruption, Mind control

CW: Free use In a world where "biochemically enhanced individuals" fill the ranks of militaries and companies alike, the role of ordinary men changes. This helpful instructional pamphlet will get you up to speed! | #gayart | #nsfw | #bara |

"I can't brainstorm without ai" "I can't draw without ai" "I can't write without ai" "Ai summarized it for me cause it's too hard of a read" So what exactly /can/ you do? Because you sound fucking useless to me

float

🏊‍♂️Swimming lesson💦 K- You should open your eyes at least... Dont be scared im here!

Commission of a sultry clad Clive Rosfield rocking the ifrit co-toor 👠 🔥 😈 🗡️🖤💜❤️ thanks pika 🙏

Gravitational Lensing By @noswift.art 😸💫

charlie is dead

Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

This sums up this payment NSFW fiasco pretty well.

got some free time coming up, so time for another one of these 🐗🏖️ to enter, just be following this account, repost this post and reply with a 🐽 emoji to be added to the big wheel entries close on 9/1

Milk ain’t fresh? Bull brought the tap out

"Celica, you gotta learn how to wrist scratch if you wanna get good. You'll never clear those scratch sections otherwise. Have you ever tried power stancing like me? It really helps with being able to read the chart, and allows my hands to have optimum placeme-" "Shut the FUCK up Iroha"

Surprisingly, I haven't posted this here already but I don't wanna wait for Pocky Day to post it. Just shove Pocky in my snoot all year round.

I either need to be cuddled, knocked up, fed, or picked up and shaken. I’m not sure which.

Who Let the Dogs Out: A Ruff History of Pup Play (1/2) Based on research from @ponyhound.link

Who Let the Dogs Out: A Ruff History of Pup Play (2/2) Based on research from @ponyhound.link

History of rubber fetish. Thanks to @whiteoutrubber.bsky.social for latex history videos.

If you aren't ready to join @gaur.beast.sex 's Clan, don't worry, you will be

@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.

Another batch

To all the future professionals out there, here's my advice: don't become a teacher. You're welcome.

✨GOGO DANCER YCH FINI!!✨

GOOD BOY (not a real album sorry) the second werewolf addition in my submissive werewolf personal sketchbook art series www.revelionart.store/product/preo...

royal treatment 🐘👑🐯💦 patreon.com/dramamine

Javid inviting you to dive in~🌊💦 One of August rewards.

There isn't anyone faster than Splash, and when Kesper learned of this, it wasn't long before he invited Splash to "prototype" a new motorcycle suit. Now Kesper has a loyal delivery orca to handle those deliverables that need urgent, secure transport. Kesper and 🎨: @virnovigoratus.bsky.social

I found my inner monologue and it’s voiced by this woman who I can only guess is from the Northeast somewhere.

Time to go to the public pool! 🐗✨

In honor of Bowser Day, please enjoy these many photos of me as Wedding Bowser 💐🎩🍄

Can't stop thinking about this

He'll Change back... eventually...hopefully....maybe Did this for Hogust over on the Patreon where there are OTHER arts there