I'm out of town with my wife and one of my 19 year old twins sends this.....🙄

Chinless wonder.....

Watched "Puddles Pity Party" and "Weird Al Yankovic" with Shady at a show in Greensboro on Friday night. All I can say is if you have the opportunity to go to the "Weird Al" Yankovic: Bigger & Weirder 2026 Tour" do it as I would have to say its in my top 5 best shows of the past 10 years!

Flesh-eating screwworms confirmed in Texas. 👇

Tomatoes from the garden 😀.

Well, that was bizarre.... I was doing self checkout at the store and was carded (some dumb ass "new" rule). Then I was asked if I wanted the senior discount. Which was rude.

This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10 (TT: rhiannoninthe904)

Fukin chuds.....

Nice! Doesn't look like a Russian brothel anymore!

Nature at its best! I love this one! An octopus getting an UBER ride on a turtle!!🙂

This is fukin amazing! #joydivision #bobsburgers

The irony slaps......

The irony slaps.....

Well, I'm sure Trump has already sold the family silver and has an installment plan for new stuff......

I thought Maher was constantly felating him?????

We are making an effort to have weeds and pollinator plants in the garden again this year along with the veg and fruit 🙂.

He looks like a surprised golden retriever..... and probably not as smart.

Looks like me after my twins were born 19+ years ago 🤣.

My guess would be Diet Coke......

Like most wars?

Gaston from "Beauty and the Beast" vibes......

With $1 ramen noodles made extra spicy to dip the grilled cheese in!

"Fiddling while Rome burns" springs to mind. It's even funnier knowing fiddles didn't exist and we're actually kithera/lyres. Or in the case of the government "Lying while the USA burns"........

It checks out....

When the post is one character too long and you have to get rid of the Oxford comma…

Huh. Colour me surprised.

Ricky Bobby going full Trumpy Wumpy.

And if this was Biden, the media would have been baying...... The majority of the 4th estate are a bunch knee bending quislings......

Looks like its wearing a cloak!

Dr. Patricia Bath overcame sexism, racism & poverty and saved the sight of millions of people. She invented the Laserphaco Probe for cataract treatment, 1986; it was patented in 1988. She co-founded the American Institute for the Prevention of Blindness, 1976. She died #OTD in 2019. #WomenInSTEM

As seen on a wall in Mexico City…

Great film! The 2009 remake was pretty good as well.

2 of my sadly passed doggos. Baz Beagle and Spice Greyhound. 9 years ago today. They had been playing and were worn out!

The fact is that the most correct observation anyone can make about US politics over the previous decade is that voting for Hillary Clinton would have fixed literally everything you’re currently suffering from, and you only think this isn’t the case because of misogyny

My luck is I would only have impacted wisdom teeth regrow impacted......

Allegedly a $300MM gin palace........

whatever religion this is, i’m joining

Well, NJ is Mordor......

You know, there is a joke here but I'm done picking the low hanging fruit......

For fucks sake.....

Well, seeing the original sculptor had ties to the KKK this kind of tracks.....

Wow. Wonderful people helping!

This is really encouraging! I worked for several years at a startup developing a range of checkpoint inhibitor molecules that worked in in vitro and in vivo models but all unfortunately failed to show any efficacy in human subjects.

"WILL YOU SING AT MY FREEDOM 250 CONCERT?"

One of the worst airlines..... not that I have ever been given an upgrade.

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

This is so dumb....... How many businesses even take $50 bills.......

Very excited to see my doorbell camera caught a baby opossum this morning!

DOJ Launches Investigation Into Woman Whom Jury Found Trump Sexually Assaulted #Mediaite

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