Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

NUREMBURG ICE

Don't be scared. Be angry at what they're doing to our country. Don't take it lying down. Exercise your FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS, now more than ever.

DON'T LET ANYBODY FORGET

AOC: ICE has less accountability than virtually any law enforcement agency in the U.S., yet they are some of the most well-funded, operating with impunity—and we just saw them murder an American citizen in cold blood in the street.

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social HEY HEY, DONALD J, HOW MANY KIDS DID YOU RAPE TODAY?

Bring caning to the US but only for people who talk on the phone loudly on the bus

Pup cups for humans

When conservatives say they believe in meritocracy, they're lying to you.

Parents Really Hitting It Off With Daughter’s Emotionally Abusive Boyfriend https://theonion.com/parents-really-hitting-it-off-with-daughter-s-emotional-1851327818/

If you live in: California New Jersey New York Pennsylvania Virginia The deadline to register to vote in the November elections is coming up. Check your registration now: IWillVote.com.

I came to the library on campus to study for an exam I have tomorrow. I've been here for 2 hours now talking to Pearson tech support instead of studying. Can we PLEASE go back to physical textbooks and homework? Nobody ever had to call tech support for a physical textbook.

I shit you not whoever runs on this nationally is doing Reagan numbers when it comes election time.

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

#deer 🦌

I love Pearson because not being able to log into my homework is great, actually

Kamala 2028??? Fingers crossed tbh

I'm on the amtrak train and I'm on the xanax train ayy

Despite being best known for his humorous and satirical songs, Tom Lehrer spent most of his life as an academic mathematician go.nature.com/474SrkG

You ever just see some chronically online post from the fucking twilight zone and genuinely wonder if the person who posted it has ever been to a shop before, or a restaurant, or a park, or anywhere at all where they would interact with a person actually physically in front of them?

People exploding this false messaging that I voted for a bill + funding that I quite literally voted NO on. The threat environment this morning is scary. Doesn’t help anyone. Drag me for the position if you disagree but don’t lie. It’s out of control. Saying I voted for this funding is false.

Tfw you realize the only power your blood family has over your life is the words they say. That's it. That's worth celebrating

FUCK YOU IF YOU VOTED FOR THIS CREAMCICLE

Health insurance executives should be fucking nuremburged bc what the fuck do you mean MY DOCTOR NEEDS TO GET APPROVAL FROM YOU USELESS FUCKING MBAS BEFORE I CAN GET MY MEDICATION?

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Everyone A Damn Critic theonion.com/supreme...

Daddy's teaching me how to do enshittification ❤️

Mass Spec xkcd.com/3094/

Air traffic controller gave me his number ❤️ 😍 ✈️

THIS. This is the America I believe in. 249 years later and we still say NO KINGS.

A joy to march in NYC Pride with the people's champ Tish James 🏳️‍🌈

Bernie to Dems:

GET FUCKED CUOMO!!!

I leave the IE and then I can't stop posting about the IE

FUCK

Come on Orange Man, a taco sounds pretty fucking great rn

There's still a decent chance we don't go to war with Iran. It's more likely we do, but I'm not sure it's a certainty.

WE HAD A FUCKING NUCLEAR DEAL WITH IRAN AND YOU GOT RID OF IT, YOU FAT ORANGE FUCKING CRETIN

LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

I can't sleep tonight, Lima Since you died, you're always on my mind. I still cry myself to sleep, Lima. I wish you could hug me again. Nobody hugs quite like you, Lima. I'll never forget your voice. I'll never forget your kindness. I'll never forgive myself for losing touch. The pain is unbearable.

RFK JR munted too many whales or something

Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

This is Koda. He is approximately 70% fluffy and 30% floppy. An ideal ratio. 13/10 would pet enthusiastically (IG: koda_and_wrigley)

Me when I don't want people to vote for me

Oh hey Hulu released the new King of the Hill intro I boarded

There is a huge subset of the population that will not be educated, who are part of the MAGA movement. The best thing we can do for them is try and make them politically apathetic.