trump gonna claim america won the popeship and it's never been done under any other president

Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher Volunteer At Local Predator Shelter theonion.com/mila-ku...

The snubstance

Senator Mitch McConnell is not seeking reelection next year, per AP

Hearing Drake on “MEET YOUR PADRE” finally made me understand (10 years later…) all the One Dance hate. Never been so disgusted by someone just trying to wear culture as an outfit for a song. So disrespectful 🖕

Someone following up at 10:30 on an email they sent at 5:30 yesterday is actually so crazy

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really sick of being tired all the time no matter what I do and this shitty weather isn't helping anything 😖

Mood all 2025.

GAME OVER

Protests in Austin today 🇲🇽

Something poetic about Elon's army of zoomer enforcers challenging a Congress dominated by people over 70 busy doing things such as having cancer and falling down stairs

Imagine starting a business venture with someone called LEFTovers and then two years later being shocked that the person you started that venture with is a leftist 🤣

Violet Crown

Sunbathing

I thought I’ve had food poisoning before but this time I KNOW

A bill was just introduced in Texas that could lead to any form of birth control being classified as homicide

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Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment

ICE is the American SS

Hawai’i

Not finished with it yet but attack on titan might be the best show ever made

I’ve been checked out of politics for a little bit but I decided to open the inauguration live stream and first thing I see is Bezos standing behind JD Vance.

Why I’m always late to everything:

This really knocked my 100% polyester socks off

Biden could have gotten this deal done on October 8th be so fucking for real

me at 16: my stomach is an indomitable furnace on a steam engine anything I throw in there will be annihilated into fuel me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right

SSJ3 VEGETA

So homesick today I’m looking at Google images of Prospect Park

Me watching everyone hit sick alt art rares on Pokémon pocket while I get nothing better than 3 diamond card

Corporate media, a play in 3 acts

cannot believe they gave it to the funko pop game

stop the STEAL! sony rigged it

Never imagined to be mad at TGA but here I am

It's stuff like this the Biden administration should have been yelling as loudly as they fucking could!

I fucking love cooking

2025 will be my touch grass year

Not sure it matters what the shooter's political ideology is. What's more relevant/actionable is the fact that his rage was widely understood by Americans, who by the way just reelected Trump. Hard to convince voters of the stakes of preserving a system that immiserated them.

Bro I s2g if I ever go back to Uber driving I will never accept a fare from Austin Show

Dumb bitches will say movies are dying in a year where we got The Substance, Furiosa, Saltburn, Challengers...