I heard people were getting suspended for saying rest in p*** on here, are y'all actually having a good time over here or what

My deck on a run where I never found driver's license and had to settle for card shark smh

I inject testosterone but don't work out that's kind of crazy

Drafts on this app WHEN

Imagine being obliterated in a rocket explosion 11,000 feet above the Gulf of Mexico because you picked McNeese State over Gonzaga in the Sweet 16.

reopening my comms! (rts appreciated ❤️) 5 slots available 🎀 DM or email me @ [email protected] to inquire! 🧸🫖

I want to text my friend if he doesn't call me back this week I'm calling the police but that's a bit aggressive

I love being transgender and playing balatro

Side effects of testosterone: I want cheetos. I haven't eaten normal not flaming hot cheetos in years

I've been watching drama vids about a youtuber and it's so funny bc he shoots his content in front of a fan to blow his long hair around all while saying all this poorly researched nonsense

Someone following up at 10:30 on an email they sent at 5:30 yesterday is actually so crazy

I want to argue about trans shit in tiktok comments so bad 😭 but I won't because I shouldn't

This from the Times' newest "We didn't mean it that way!" article, seems to sum your points pretty succinctly

Honestly, I think this is true. Even some of the fake both-sides anti-trans "centrists" are sort of mumbling and upset with the way Trump is enacting the same policies they've been calling for for years. Trump just makes bare exactly what's behind anti-trans sentiment.

“we gotta confirm those officers are okay and eradicate that situation” [attemping to contact cop car being used as dance vehicle] “you guys okay?” “yeah we’re okay” [background noise of car swaying violently]

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

Super Bowl Confetti Made Entirely From Shredded Concussion Studies theonion.com/super-b...

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

What tab do y'all scroll on here? My following tab is like a straight up news injection but then discover is kinda eh, haven't really tried popular with friends

Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle. That’s why. That’s literally the reason www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...

We need a different word for dill heavy ranch because what is that

Paramus, NJ

If you go into an attractive trans person's tiktok comments there's always people saying I would have never known you were trans unless you said something. If I didn't care about my notifications being a permanent mess I would reply to all those comments saying so you think you can always tell?

It's crazy how my heated blanket has achieved total cultural victory over my weighted blanket

twitter just removed this design + locked my account for the next 12 hours

The characters in hello kitty island adventure are way too chill about this mysterious hologram talking to them. Also I've never watched Lost and I keep thinking the plot is the same as Lost

tattoo from today! partially drawn on, partially stenciled! merengue from animal crossing, my beloved! 🦏🍓🍰

Video clip of hundreds of folks leaving protest at DC Children's National Hospital earlier today. This past week the hospital abruptly stopped providing gender affirming healthcare for youth under 19 years old, to preemptively comply with the Musk/Trump Administration's illegal Executive Order.

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My joker set up for my first billion points hand and first time hitting ante 12. I used to pray for times like these

Funny things my mom asked: What are you going to do if you grow facial hair? (if it looks bad shave it off, if it looks good keep it) Does that mean your gay cousin is trans? (No he's just gay)

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.

Got tipsy and thought fuck it I should just come out. Called my mom and it went well! I've been joking with my friends for months that her reaction will most likely just be: Okay. The first word out of her mouth? Okay 💀 it took everything in me not to laugh

Bought the ingredients to make Moscow mules at home. Maybe I'll be a little crazy and buy hello kitty island adventure

From an idiot lawyer who walks the line a little too frequently: please be careful with what you post. Now is not the time to make an (ultimately useless) statement that can be used to do serious harm to you

NEW: In response to orders by the Trump admin, the CDC has taken down the Household Pulse Survey, one of the biggest and most important sources of Long COVID data in the world. The US government is literally erasing the existence of Long COVID.

I'm regressing to my facebook era ways, I've been arguing with people in tiktok comments like a dummy

Ken hustles at a level mortals cannot comprehend.

Second shot I did not feel faint or woozy during or after 💪🏼 It did actually hurt this time though, I think last week I had so much adrenaline going I didn't even feel it

Chuck Schumer, leaping into action

Soft blocking works here now by the way

The Atlantic right now.

If you are a straight, cis person and you feel that fucking knot in your stomach about what the administration is doing right now to trans people and trans children, you have to at the very fucking least say out loud in front of your friends and peers in real life "this is fucked up."

They specifically want certain women unable to find work, barefoot and pregnant. Meanwhile some women are letting themselves get convinced by divine feminine wombyn warriors on twitter and tiktok that hormonal bc is poison and IUDs are evil bc they hurt to get inserted

“Identity politics are hurting our cause—“ they’re blaming plane crashes and natural disasters on Black people, trans people, immigrants, lesbians, women, and every marginalized identity they can squeeze in. They rely on bigotry to cover up deregulation, climate change, and their other failures.

lmao

I've never been someone who's thought oh we'll be fine, it won't be that bad. In fact I spent years of my life not transitioning because I was afraid of the direction this country was going. But even I'm shocked at the speed of these back to back EOs

The memo directs people who have questions to contact [email protected].

You could directly quote the executive orders regarding trans people and someone will say you're fear mongering