Do it

Well, this and the Catholic Church…

slothrop searching for his own name in the epstein files

Not an exaggeration to say the Epstein Files served as the candidate pool for this administration.

Looking at the list of 19 new CBS News commentators, the median number of times they appear in the searchable Epstein database is 2 and the mean is 100

Lutnick’s choice to list all the ages of the kids on the yacht is particularly unfortunate

Some rich person from Oklahoma City has the chance to do the funniest thing ever. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

God took the wrong Big Dummy!

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

Watched If I Had Legs, I’d Kick You… not at all what I was expecting! Unclear why it’s noted as a comedy/drama. Insanely intense film on the pressures of motherhood, that incorporates elements of Uncut Gems/Borges’ The Aleph, and Woody Allen’s Interiors. Rose Byrne is absolutely shredding.

STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely

Someone got me four fancy mustards as a gift and I can’t stop saying “Wow, it’s almost like those are my dipping mustards…”

My favorite Catherine O'Hara nugget is that both she and John Heard appear in the Martin Scorcese movie, After Hours. I like to pretend that that's where Mr. and Mrs. McAllister met.

Catherine O'Hara... jesus christ

fuck!

Jeffries: "We cannot trust the Department of Justice. They're an illegitimate organization right now under the leadership of Pam Bondi and the direction of Donald Trump."

I can't keep doing Stancil discourse. He's out there doing the work, which is great! But he's also a huge lightning rod, and so unlikeable that he got kicked out of a decentralized activist group, which is not great!

Ain't going away...

Mohammed bin Salman has a chance to do the funniest thing possible

ALERT: Per CBS News Feds have arrested Don Lemon

There’s going to be so much work to do even if the good guys do win…

Simple, but significant.

this better not be true. how much is one expected to take.

All Democrats born before 1983 know how to do is charge their phone, insider trade, eat Hot Chip, and lie

The crazy thing about parenting is that in theory you want the kid to be happy, but in practice 97% of what you're doing is making the kid miserable. I can't think of another activity where the day-to-day implementation is so at odds with the long-term goal.

it was so cold in new york today, the people in dimes square were cooking their coke into crack just to warm up!

“Not cool, man.” – Barack Obama

The Atlantic is six years younger.

Alex Pretti kicked an SUV? Why didn’t you say so? Of course he deserved to be summarily executed in the street!

*Donald Fagan/Michael McDonald voice* “PEG!”

It's happening

TCM's theme today is It Happening...

Defiant Minnesota woman who is under arrest... call me.

One of the best movies I saw last year is now streaming on Netflix. Secret Mall Apartment is a beautiful documentary about RISD students who... built a secret apartment in the Providence Place Mall. Part protest/part performance art, it's a strangely compelling project.

I could be wrong, but I have wondered if things might have gone differently if Pretti was carrying a long gun instead of a handgun…

In "A House of Dynamite," the worst movie I saw in 2025, President Idris Elba starts talking about a podcast he listens to moments before a nuclear missile levels Chicago and everyone in the theater laughed.

More like Paul Crazee

JUDGMENT AT NUREMBERG (1961) — 3:30 pm ET — 3h 10m (TCM Daytime: Holocaust Remembrance Day) Spencer Tracy, Burt Lancaster, Richard Widmark; directed by Stanley Kramer An aging American judge presides over the trial of Nazi war criminals. #TCM #TCMParty

So definitely abolish ICE, but also imprison every single Border Patrol agent.

Someone should really do something about all the problems!

CBP has today shot and critically wounded somebody in Arizona. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

You heard the man. Second Amendment is over, bitches!

I realize that the Dems have a weak hand, but, my god... reading Murphy, my own senator, just cope his way through this entire interview is depressing as fuck. newrepublic.com/article/2057...

Wow. Eva Braun is pregnant and you can't even be happy for her? Wow.

I don't want to rip on these guys, too much but... the movie was based on a book that came out in 1990 that was very dialed into the rightwing terror state aesthetic.