Play it fucking loud: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYvH...

Pete Hagueseth

ME:

patsy the whale mini golf, west main, hyannis port, massachusetts, [between 1972 and 2008]

We had a Beatles of the 90s… it was Nirvana. Having said that Wowee Zowee is Pavement’s White Album.

Uhhhh... Inspector General Deborah Witzburg... call me

Saw a sick Porsche 944 that was all kitted out with a dog crate in the hatchback.

geese was invented by the CIA to sew discord and prevent a general strike

Alien… watched the famous gut-busting scene in the reflection of the living room window. Scarred for life.

"The Pope's weak? You're weak."

Peter Magyar's Day

Lots of people don’t know this, but Target’s board of directors have a Terrible PR fetish. They can’t go a single quarter without the brand doing something catastrophic.

I can’t believe I’m writing this, but today is one of the greatest moments in baseball history history. It’s the 19th anniversary of the Fenway Pizza Throw featuring Don Orsillo and the late Jerry Remy with a guy who wasted a piece of cheese pizza.

LOL. This is how most guys get into Unwound.

Mostly Hitler is still a lot of Hitler.

TRUMP ANTICHRIST CONFIRMED

there's a pretty distinct difference between 'street teamers' and the kind of algorithm manipulation you can do when tiktok is (was? is?) the biggest driver in music trends. no one was tricked into -liking- geese. but if you got into them in the last 2 years you prob were "tricked" into listening

If you like Geese, you'll love the heartwarming tale of The Door Dash Granny.

Bummer news about Hampshire. It was a safe haven for a lot of trans/non-binary students. No grades. A total embrace of the liberal arts. Was it a little goofy? Sure. But the world is better off with it than without it.

Nipple Of Baby’s Bottle Pierced For Authenticity

Guess that just leaves us with Goose then…

22 Short Films About Springfield first aired on 14th April 1996, making Steamed Hams thirty years old today.

Lot of that going around lately...

We need a Mark David Chapman of the left.

the US Navy is "urgently hiring" morticians

Yoooooooooo

Everyone's freaking out about this, but look... if you could bring your best friend (who hanged himself in prison) back from the dead, wouldn't you?

This is pretty much the plot of Angels & Demons

Pope L.E.O.

The thing about Swalwell is that he looks like an absolute psycho.

Finally some bold outside the box thinking...

Incredible bit to have The Masters be your bugaboo forever and then win two of them in a row

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

“Blockading The Strait of Hormuz” aka World War III

Lil Marco is fucking hammered here

‘Desert Hearts’ absolutely rules

Me to Rory McIlroy at Augusta…

Why are you, a grown man, trying to get a high five from a professional golfer on the rope line?

Temporary Secratary

NGL the helicopter hoist of the astronauts seems needlessly risky

I bet bobbing around in the Pacific for an hour after you’ve been on the dark side of the moon is super annoying.

Al Franken wasn’t railroaded and he was replaced by Tina Smith – a far better Senator than he ever was.

“I knew this guy was a rapist for 10 years and did nothing about it” is not the flex you think it is

Do you think one of the astronauts is standing up in the capsule waiting to de-plane like people do after long flights?

Jamie Ding every night on Jeopardy... www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKL2...