We interviewed five of the dumbest 25-year-olds in the country and printed what they said in the newspaper for some reason...

Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable

The wildfire smoke is uniquely depressing and oppressive. After awhile you realize you're sort of short of breath, cuz you've been sipping air, so you take a big breath, and are instantly reminded why you were sipping in the first place.

"The month of July," as if July belongs to everyone equally. Some of us are managing seasonal trauma anniversaries and can't perform bookish leisure on command.

GEOINT #19283 from NROL-82 (NODIS) 1. Quasi-Reaper 2. Golden Couchfucker Cell 3. Clusterfuck Realm

There was a script about a particular period in the relationship of Georges Sand and Frederic Chopin. A prospective producer asked the writer if he could add in some scenes with motorcycle chases.

Joe Courtney is an underrated shitty Dem

Harry Pain

Good thing England put in their defenders

Put Don Logan in

Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood! / S02E09 The Deal

Finally!

Love living in a Denis Villeneuve movie

So, tell me, how is it that a man like you, so bald, and so quirky and funny, how is it you're not taken? / S07E15 The Cadillac (Part 2)

RFK Jr. unleashed the diarrhea lettuce in an attempt to boost the nation’s Strategic Diarrhea Reserves

take me down to the parasite city where the lettuce green and the floors are shitty

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

Everybody remains 12

On Bastille Day no less... LOL

Very funny that as these games have become more meaningful, the quality and excitement has plummeted.

Sacre Boooo

That Queen/Freddie Mercury biopic is the worst movie I’ve ever seen…

Ozymandias (2026)

The Big Clock absolutely rules. Total ripper. Nonstop suspense. It took me years to realize that the Kevin Costner picture No Way Out (which stinks frankly) was based on The Big Clock.

Leto II Atreides...

Sometimes I confuse Laura Dern and Laura Linney but it doesn’t bother me because either way you’re getting a mature intelligent performance from someone who is fine as hell

Have to actually work today during France-Spain...

Explosive diarrhea confirmed

People on here are addicted to saying that Trump won’t try to steal the midterms because it’s illegal…

GEOINT #557 from NROL-111 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Porkmaxxing Fabricator 2. Weed Gallery 3. Former Space

Sorry, but you can't be a MANLY MAN if your name is Poindexter. I don't make the rules. That's The Nerd's Name.

Intercept #1666 from NROL-111 (NODIS) 1. Karma Fishery 2. Stygian Bullshit 3. Vintage Sigils

My favorite Sam Neil (and John Carpenter, tbh) is In The Mouth of Madness… total freak show

Are people really claiming a 71 year old chronic alcoholic having an aortic dissection is out of the ordinary?

These are just hit squads now

me reading the news yesterday morning vs me reading the news this morning

Sam Neil. Fuck.

*Walter Sobchak voice* “AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!”

Does Lindsey Graham even have loved ones?

The gawd Tracy Letts!

Making fun of Graham for being a closet case is kind of like making fun of Hitler for being a vegetarian...

Not a huge surprise, but there's a lot of BlueSkyism going on around Lindsay Graham's death...

Lindsey Graham dying is like finding a $20 bill in your coat pocket

The good news is that Mitch McConnell is also dead, we just don’t know it yet

Torn between trying to get these jokes off and waiting for more people to be awake

Lindsey Graham died from the explosive diarrhea that’s going around