I wish I could play harmonica. Whenever I said anything pithy or funny, I'd play myself off like the end of a scene in Roseanne/The Connors.

Bring back palm muting!

Waited for Thai takeout next to John C Reilly

esos son Reebok o son Nike?

In my show-going lifetime the taboo against fans wearing a band's shirt to their show has gone away. Yet only in Japan do bands wear their own shirts at their shows.

People forget that Mickey Owen dropped that third strike in Game 4 of the 1941 World Series because he was distracted by the Andrews Sisters singing "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" in center field.

99% sure I once saw Billy Corgan riding a bike while wearing a cape.

Good morning! Cover reveal, & excerpt from my book on the great Asian Man Records now up on @stereogum.bsky.social!! Pre-order copies HERE: www.clashbooks.com/new-products...

Project A-Co (1986)

The world ain't all bad when Alvvays is the type of band being played over the supermarket PA

a science fiction porn called the three booty problem

You think Enya and Kate Bush are homies?

Is it weird that I think Fugazi is underrated nowadays?

My tweet that may have inspired David's old article is long gone, but the sentiment still stands: Good Luck is the only noodly band that matters.

Shoutout the white homies, love it when y'all say "jalapeeño"

Keeping it a 100-thou-wow, most genres are ass except for the handful of acts and songs that transcend the tropes and trends. Why argue if it's folk punk or stomp clap when we can all agree it sucks.

It always feels like some stolen valor-type shit when people in LA and Brooklyn are cosplaying as railroad hobos with drawls and twang. Just my take on the discourse!

My new album SURFING THE WEB WITH THE ALIEN is out now! I think you'll really enjoy it Thanks for riding this wave with us 👽🏄‍♂️🎸💚 mikehuguenor.bandcamp.com/album/surfin...

Season 4 of the wire is incredible and SO. FUCKING. ROUGH.

Happy Diving was definitely ripping off Tony Molina, but then a million bands in the last 10 odd years have ripped off Happy Diving

i think i would like to invent something that makes phone use in cars impossible

The band name Shinobu is borderline un-googleable but at least we're not FYP

Sorry, but the country music revival already peaked in the year 2000 with Aiko's sixth single "ボーイフレンド (Boyfriend) youtu.be/9Jh-FBYGaU4?...

First song on the new MSPAINT record sounds like Rush "Tom Sawyer" and I ain't mad at it

The I will never listen to your band all stars

Band names aren't that serious but also why Michael Cera Palin?????

The new Walter Mitty and His Makeshift Orchestra album “Yikes Almighty” has been dubbed to a cassette and buried in a cave. If / when someone finds it, then I will release it to the world. If not, it’ll stay buried in that cave forever and I think that’d be pretty cool too :) youtu.be/UFulYJEh5to

Operation XIV

Which band has got you in temporal Stockholm Syndrome like all their new shit is mid or even sucks but you can't help yourself like it awakens some part of your dormant soul or drags you back to a special time etc

new MSPAINT record just got announced with a lead single convulserecords.bandcamp.com/album/no-sep...

I've had the same website for 20+ years and up until 5 minutes ago had 3 copies of this 7" for sale for $5 that had gone unsold on it for the better part of 10 years... To Discogs they go!!!

@nicknickgoose.bsky.social www.instagram.com/p/DIuiSI1Tyl4/

Depeche Modem

..."thinking about the tour" @bobosoboboso.bsky.social @mikehuguenor.bsky.social Miss ya! Xoxoxo

TFW your coworker puts on the algorithmic NOFX playlist and every song is post-2005 with album artwork that looks like this

Ging Nang Boyz and Shinobu forever

Feeling like a dope I slept on the Ging Nang Boyz so long.

Shinobu/Ging Nang Boyz most incredible show of my life

Dog, Ging Nang Boyz put on the best live show I ever went to. Holy shit

Dudes don't even know.

Last night was the most fun I've had in quite some time. I could barely sleep I was so keyed up. Long live Shinobu + Ging Nang Boyz!

I had a dream that Ging Nang Boyz played first at Growing Up is Dumb and I crowdsurfed during the first song but ended up in a Walmart and couldn’t make it back to the venue before their set ended and I was sad.

New blog post! Wrote about new records from Dave Scanlon @shannonfields.bsky.social, Ging Nang Boyz @laurenrecords.bsky.social, Disaster Kid @disasterkid.bsky.social, and Theydevil @theydevil.bsky.social @deviltowntapes.bsky.social:

cool, now every dork who ever organized an "unofficial showcase" needs to start their own music festival props to Happy Daps and Growing Up Is Dumb

Look up my friend "Hank Richardson" on Spotify. I love his music, and so should you. Kind of like what I imagine James Hurley from Twin Peaks was going for

2008: You find yourself at the 23rd art show you've been to with generic Bill Murray fan art on display 2013: The emo band you're watching plays intricate arpeggios yet manages to fully avoid melodies and is named after a Chris Farley movie.

Everything that’s wrong with society can be traced back to the decline in popularity of point-and-click adventure games. None of this would be happening if there was a AAA King’s Quest game every five years

my god the 8th diners album has been recorded