Haven't listened to Less Than Jake in almost 20 years but I think they've influenced my taste in lyrics more than I'd like to admit

How much longer do we just scream into the void before we do something?

Shinobi for Genesis

Wish bsky had a higher percentage of fun/dumb shit

Listening to old Alkaline Trio in your 40s is funny because the songs are wildly melodramatic, too much so for my mostly stable adult perspective, but I like that stuff like this exists for hormonal young freaks who need an outlet

Gas prices up 50 cents in a week. Where are those obnoxious "I did that" stickers when you need them?

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

MFers throw out all of their social media etiquette and start dumping food pics as soon as they touch down in Japan. Nobody cares about your bowl of curry bro

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Just bought samoas from 2 girls scouts listening to Le Tigre

They Are Gutting A Body of Water

I wish I could play harmonica. Whenever I said anything pithy or funny, I'd play myself off like the end of a scene in Roseanne/The Connors.

Bring back palm muting!

Waited for Thai takeout next to John C Reilly

esos son Reebok o son Nike?

In my show-going lifetime the taboo against fans wearing a band's shirt to their show has gone away. Yet only in Japan do bands wear their own shirts at their shows.

People forget that Mickey Owen dropped that third strike in Game 4 of the 1941 World Series because he was distracted by the Andrews Sisters singing "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" in center field.

99% sure I once saw Billy Corgan riding a bike while wearing a cape.

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Project A-Co (1986)

The world ain't all bad when Alvvays is the type of band being played over the supermarket PA

a science fiction porn called the three booty problem

You think Enya and Kate Bush are homies?

Is it weird that I think Fugazi is underrated nowadays?

My tweet that may have inspired David's old article is long gone, but the sentiment still stands: Good Luck is the only noodly band that matters.

Shoutout the white homies, love it when y'all say "jalapeeño"

Keeping it a 100-thou-wow, most genres are ass except for the handful of acts and songs that transcend the tropes and trends. Why argue if it's folk punk or stomp clap when we can all agree it sucks.

It always feels like some stolen valor-type shit when people in LA and Brooklyn are cosplaying as railroad hobos with drawls and twang. Just my take on the discourse!

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Season 4 of the wire is incredible and SO. FUCKING. ROUGH.

Happy Diving was definitely ripping off Tony Molina, but then a million bands in the last 10 odd years have ripped off Happy Diving

i think i would like to invent something that makes phone use in cars impossible

The band name Shinobu is borderline un-googleable but at least we're not FYP

Sorry, but the country music revival already peaked in the year 2000 with Aiko's sixth single "ボーイフレンド (Boyfriend) youtu.be/9Jh-FBYGaU4?...

First song on the new MSPAINT record sounds like Rush "Tom Sawyer" and I ain't mad at it

The I will never listen to your band all stars

Band names aren't that serious but also why Michael Cera Palin?????

The new Walter Mitty and His Makeshift Orchestra album “Yikes Almighty” has been dubbed to a cassette and buried in a cave. If / when someone finds it, then I will release it to the world. If not, it’ll stay buried in that cave forever and I think that’d be pretty cool too :) youtu.be/UFulYJEh5to

Operation XIV

Which band has got you in temporal Stockholm Syndrome like all their new shit is mid or even sucks but you can't help yourself like it awakens some part of your dormant soul or drags you back to a special time etc

new MSPAINT record just got announced with a lead single convulserecords.bandcamp.com/album/no-sep...

I've had the same website for 20+ years and up until 5 minutes ago had 3 copies of this 7" for sale for $5 that had gone unsold on it for the better part of 10 years... To Discogs they go!!!

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Depeche Modem

..."thinking about the tour" @bobosoboboso.bsky.social @mikehuguenor.bsky.social Miss ya! Xoxoxo

TFW your coworker puts on the algorithmic NOFX playlist and every song is post-2005 with album artwork that looks like this

Ging Nang Boyz and Shinobu forever

Feeling like a dope I slept on the Ging Nang Boyz so long.