One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

It makes zero sense but the Mariners have played a lot better when I haven’t been watching. So I’ve already changed it to the 49ers game. You’re all welcome

“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”

19.10.1942 | In Izbica, the Germans, led by SS-Hauptsturmführer Kurt Engels, gathered 5000 Jews on the platform. The transport was split into 2 parts: 2500 were deported to Bełżec, while the other group was sent to Sobibor. Approx. 700 Jews were shot dead on the platform in Izbica.

When you help platform an evil person then look around and say, “who’s doing this?” Then you are one of the stupidest people alive

Watching Toy Story 3 with Kikuchi Jr. Mr Potato Head gets probably the best line of the film so far, to a Ken doll: 'You're not a toy! You're an accessory!'

Love it!!

Wisdom from Schoolhouse Rock.

You’ve gotta imagine Seattle native Sir Mix-A-Lot is having the time of his life watching Cal Raleigh

FIVE MORE MIGHT AS WELL GO AHEAD AND WIN THE WHOLE FUCKIN' THING

Pedophiles get punished in a monarchy. Pedophiles get promoted in a democracy. Think about that.

I hate these announcers. It’s so fucking irritating how they’re so horny for the blue jays

I cannot emphasize enough the need to go immediately block these accounts. They will use them to scrape info off the platform. The more interaction they get the more information they will gather. Report. Block. Do not engage. #Block

Omg that was incredible!!! Cal is the 🐐

Good morning @thegreatbrianlast.bsky.social I just heard the music and wanted to congratulate you! I’m sure that more than makes up for the Mets

Hollywood casts WWII soldiers too old! I'm with @roberthutton.co.uk & @duncanweldon.bsky.social ( @warmovietheatre.bsky.social ) to discuss how older casting distorts our view of war. 🎧 Listen now: pod.fo/e/33dfc1 🔥 Live show tickets: www.iwm.org.uk/event... #WarMovies #WWII #IWM

By 2030 I predict 2/3 of my day will be spent unsubscribing from email ad lists I have no memory of subscribing to in the first place.

Royal Air Force Boulmer has announced the following: It is with great sadness that we announce the passing of Warrant Officer Alastair ‘Paddy’ McNickle. The entire of RAF Boulmer and the wider Air Command and Control Force extend our heartfelt condolences to his family, friends and colleagues.

US military as cooked as the Mariners 😩

Mamdani: "If you think that the problem in this city is that my rent is too low, rent for Andrew Cuomo. If you know that the problem in this city is that your rent is too high, vote for me."

I can’t bring as many signs for the ALCS as I would the regular season, but I am out here doing it. #GoMariners #SeizeTheMoment

Banger ass mail day alert! Alek black is 1/1! #cardsky

I’m buying a jersey when they’re 80% off soon!

I’m having no fun right now

Daaaaaaaaa blue jays don’t look great right now to be honest

Julioooooooo

A few days of mail of old friends #cardsky

The saucy juxtapositions

Three seasons in the Big Leagues for Patrick Bailey. Three nominations for the Rawlings Gold Glove Award 😮‍💨

OUT NOW! The Series 2 finale has landed. In this special Q&A episode, we tackle listener questions on everything from the performance of the Chinese Army to the sheer scale of American involvement in the theatre. A huge thank you to everyone who wrote in! #ForgottenWarPod #WW2History #QandA

Jorge Polanco of the Mariners is the first player in MLB history to have a go-ahead hit in the 5th inning or later in 3 consecutive postseason games.

Not enough people are talking about this trade. Incredible

Like this if your team is up 2-0 in the ALCS!

Julio Rodriguez 3-run homer in the first

Three batters into Game 2 of the ALCS, the Mariners lead 3-0. Julio Rodríguez took a hanging splitter from Trey Yesavage out into left field. A nightmare start for the Blue Jays. A dream continuation of last night from Seattle.

"Product of his time" harvest the fruit of the dick tree and choke on its fruit.

Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola. Fuck Columbus.

#CalRaleigh dumps the first #Mariners run of the #ALCS in front of Mr. ButtPlugTShirt, who goes from "hopeful" to "examining his life and where things went wrong". So, so sweet. Grats on the Game 1 win, Mariners! #MLB #BlueJays #BigDumper

Polanco is the greatest player in playoff history, not even close

Cal!!!!

I think if the Mariners win the World Series, I’ll finally get a shirt made with this pic

Greg Olsen looks like he‘s in the middle of pitching you a timeshare and he REALLY needs the sale.

MLB's final four has been set, aka the Henry Blanco gauntlet, named for the only player to play for the Dodgers, Brewers, Blue Jays, and Mariners

Need the Brewers to meet the Mariners in the World Series, Milwaukee is so much closer than Los Angeles.

The Mariners/Brewers World Series is going to be great!

Thorny still around and kicking?