Now THAT'S the Coby Mayo I have grown accustomed to #Birdland

Only if they're willing to sign under the slot value.

Who else had "Leody Taveras will openly throw today's game" on their bingo card? #Birdland

They're going to find Don Cherry dead tomorrow after the no-call against Montreal for too many men on the ice.

Just keep drafting only left handed hitters. It's bound to work at some point. After all, with Tyler O'Neill from the right side, you dont even need any right handed hitters.

Glorious day for all Mike Elias' golden boys Gunnar and Holliday. So bad now that teams WANT to pitch to them.

I was thinking about this about 40 seconds before the walkoff HR just now.

Putting January 6 Defendant Keegan Akin into a 1 run game is basically the same thing as waving a white flag.

Find something to love as much as the Washington Post loves sane washing Nazi rallies.

Good thing Elias drafted all those under-slot college outfielders, right?

Gotta love how every major item is way higher than 3.8%, yet that is the number reported for overall inflation. Math never a strong suit of Republicans.

Say what you will about the NBA, but at least they dont have teams who finished 39-43 in the final four like the NHL does every year. Anyway, looking forward to people pretending like the next two rounds of the NHL playoffs are any good, when in reality games often suck because everyone's hurt.

Charlie McAvoy suspended 5 games for that Brayden McNabb hit.

Thank god for replay because the 2B umpire, despite having the best view of anyone in the world, defaulted to MLB's standard "give the call to the Yankees" option.

The fake critic David Manning loved A Knight's Tale faroutmagazine.co.uk/david-mannin...

Unfreaking believable that Basallo sits and Mayo is rewarded with more at bats. I dont even care if its a left-handed starter, its not like Mayo hits lefties anyway, and he's 3 for 27 since April 28.

With friends like him, who needs enemies?

The important thing as ever is that she got the Cheneys to vote for her. Was definitely worth ending a 250 year experiment and turning over to nazis.

That train is definitely going to derail at some point.

Imagine taking out Paul Skenes for Gregory Soto in a 1-0 game.

Where's Tom Hallion to get him out of there?

Thank God for the .66 runs of favor, otherwise this thing would have gotten out of hand.

Mike Elias only knows how to tank, that much has become clear. He needs to be fired immediately, and probably set adrift on an ice floe.

Mike Elias, just aces with that Lou Trivino acquisition. A true masterclass.

The manager thinks this team can win the World Series when they are too chickenshit to challenge a borderline strikeout pitch against Aaron Judge. Gotta save those challenges for when its 15-3 in the 7th.

What a delusional dope. They're basically a 75 win team since June 2024 with a sample size of 300 games. And he shouldn't make such proclamations right before getting swept in a four game series by a division rival. He's got no right to kick anyone off the wagon who lived thru 5 years of tanking.

Was a great plan by Mike Elias to piss away 3 whole seasons during a rebuild so we could have a series of 76 win teams. Can't wait for the 2027 lockout.

Just wait until that shit Jake Tapper finds out about this in 6 years.

Today i learned nobody has ever worn 47 for the Boston Celtics. Ditto for 48 and 49.

Don't worry. Hakeem and Chuck are working on a sternly worded letter to ensure that never happens again.

I think I might be in love with Blaze Alexander. Haven't felt this way since the Hanser Alberto lefty mashing days of 2019. Or the high points of Rougned Odor in 2022.

Yeah he might make contact every once in a while. But dont expect Cowser to bust ass down to 1B when he puts the ball in play, he's very tired from striking out all the time.

Sure, Colton Cowser is going to strike out 220 times this year. But where else are you going to find an outfielder who can hit 15 home runs? Huh?

Also applies when bases are loaded and only one out.

If Colton Cowser had 100 at bats with 2 men on base and 2 out, he would have a line of .000 average and 100 strikeouts, all swinging.

My Wilton Veras alarm just went off.

The Dodgers fan of fascists.

Dylan Beavers, valedictorian of his class at the O'Neil Cruz School of Outfield Defense

"Which has sparked criticism..." JFC, glad I unsubscribed to this unserious fascist-enabling rag.

Mark DeRosa: "We'll get them back in game 2"

Krusty apparently took great pride in his blintzes.

Can't imagine why your subscriber base disappeared with this level of fuhrer ass kissing.

Bringing a gun to a snowball fight?

Complain all you want, but after you win a gold medal in hockey it is an honor and a privilege to travel to the White House and shake the hand of a lunatic pedophile who has spent the last few months absolutely terrorizing people who live in the state that cares the most about hockey.

This will be upgraded to a warning if Latvia gets another power play.

We are officially on Dans Locmelis Hat Trick Watch.