I had a rough time at the jail yesterday that directly led to a rough morning at court so I am currently taking Floor Time in my office

Getting @moonyriot.dftba.social @straawbs.dftba.social and @thelastrachel.bsky.social to join the matching fund with me this p4a has been wonderful, with four people and two names hehe 🤭

and oh, the way your makeup stains my pillowcase, like i'll never be the same

Gonna have to make some changes to that old adage “a prosecutor could get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich”

Shoutout to the world market employee who saw my dachshund tattoo and stopped me to make sure I saw they just got a dachshund mug in stock today

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

This half time show whips so hard

This feels like a safe space to admit that I learned last year that the players completely switch on the field when they’re playing defense vs offense

Why’d Jon Bon Jovi introduce the Pats. Were Ben and Matt not available? Chris Evans?

Not them playing a kids bop sounding version of smells like teen spirit as the Seahawks walked out

where 2 cop an American idiot foam finger

Tfw you find a typo in a pleading you already filed

Ngl was not expecting my Alma mater /and/ current city being in the national news this week but

I’m in the preamble this morning explaining that there’s no “protest” exception to the constitution, despite what the Trump admin is doing in and to Minnesota. True of not just the first amendment but also … all the other parts too! thepreamble.com/p/the-right-...

tell me five classes you took in college Reinventing King Arthur The American presidency French literature from Middle Ages to 18th century Civil liberties and rights Europe: imperialism and decolonization

Devastated about Catherine O’Hara 😭 truly one of the best and funniest and brightest and in so many pieces of media that were so so important to me 😭😭😭

ICE deported a 5-year-old US citizen to Honduras, where she had never been, after holding her & her mother in a hotel room 80 miles from home for several days and not allowing them access to a lawyer www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I lived it: I said “you too!” to an employee when it didn’t make sense to do so

The new Tiktok TOS are not to be trusted. Share wildly.

Trump will now control TikTok. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

The hits keep coming yall I got all the way to my car before realizing I left my keys AND wallet in my office

Before getting this job, no one warned me for how much I would hear “you were on the news last night” 🫠

So about two weeks ago I lost an AirPod. I knew it was in my house but couldn’t find it anywhere, and I couldn’t use find my bc it was dead. Finally bit the bullet and ordered a new single AirPod. Not even ten minutes after I opened the new AirPod I found the old one 🤡

I hope people understand the burden they take on when they become a hockey fan. My dad watched an entire hockey season from the kitchen once because the red wings were only doing well when he watched games that way

This is for myself as much as it’s for anyone else, but now’s probably a good time to clean your reusable water bottle

We’re here because

2025 StoryGraph wrapped!

Found an autographed copy of An Abundance of Katherines for $6.50 at the used book store!!

Made it through Whamageddon 😮‍💨

Mailed two packages on Friday: one to Phoenix, one to Seattle (from Tucson). The Seattle one is out for delivery. The Phoenix one is somehow now in a city an hour north of Phoenix? Like it went to Phoenix and then LEFT Phoenix to go up to Prescott 😭

Pregaming for my coworker’s stepkid’s quinceañera (drinking a latte at 5 pm so I don’t fall asleep at 9 pm)

Chat I am facing a moment in my career I wasn’t ready for: due to an upcoming minor procedure, I may need to figure out an open toed shoe I can wear in court

So Waffles had back surgery 2 weeks ago. She’s feeling better enough that she really wants to fetch her ball But she’s not healed enough that we’re allowed to throw her ball. She is so pathetic. She just convinced Jon there was something she needed from under the couch. It was a ball.

Now that it’s on Netflix, if anyone sees this please send me the link thank you

Is that the— The Pride and Prejudice British Library Deluxe First Volume? Published for Jane Austen’s 250th birthday? Yeah, it is

Taking a break from the sickening tragedy to focus on the beauty for a moment. Rob Reiner achieved something so rare and coveted that artists and entertainers dream of and rarely achieve: cultural permanence. How many times have you made a reference to something going to 11? Shouted "Inconceivable"?

Netflix: anyone want a first class express ticket to whamhalla?

Has anyone made a fan edit of Josh O’Connor in knives out to father figure (George Michael) yet, asking for a friend

Stopppp waffles would look so cute in this why is it so expensive

I hate this year!!!!!!

every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard

Coworker said I look like someone who would watch family guy, I think I’m just gonna go home and call today an L

Ordered a latch hook kit to make a cute lil throw pillow!!! Watch this space

A lot of people are about to find out what the second act of wicked is like and to me, that’s beautiful

All hands currently on deck in the group chat to figure out a plan of attack for Hayley Williams tickets lol

face | scent (went w my current go to in my rotation)

Something something socialized medicine will be more expensive /s

“Let them eat cake” walked so that “don’t let them eat under any circumstances” could run I guess??? This is cartoonishly evil!!

I almost did it again (accidentally preorder two copies of the same thing, in this case a book, because I forgot I already preordered it)