Sometimes people get upset with me or are offended that I treat life as if it's all one big joke. but I feel it has to be, we piss and reproduce using the same organ, how could life not be a joke?

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CAT

Why use a URL shortener when you can use a phishy URL extender? https://phishyurl.com/ Keep your security people alert and awake, generate phishing-looking redirecting link #infosec

Me: why is everything so dusty? People who can adult: you have to dust. Me: what, like annually? Adults: no, more like weekly. Me: that can’t be right.

What happens if you try to lift me

Watch break - Kirr the townguard enjoys a peaceful evening sunset shining on his fur, resting his feet after a long day of standing around; he's simply enjoying the fresh evening breeze. #innomine #furryart

It's probably a bad thing I am seemingly reliant on melatonin supplements to maintain a socially acceptable sleep cycle.

Something I needed to hear, and I suspect you did too

Some thoughtful stuff about passkeys and the identity system, includes a few angles I hadn’t thought of: https://lucumr.pocoo.org/2025/9/2/passkeys/ #identity

As the great firewall of America keep closing in on us things keep getting weirder and weirder. We're on the verge of a digital dark ages. #mastodon #bluesky #privacy https://techcrunch.com/2025/08/29/mastodon-says-it-doesnt-have-the-means-to-comply-with-age-verification-laws/

So today I realized my dad never fully understood how the password manager I set up for him worked. He always insisted on writing down his passwords in a notebook and I thought he was just being a fuddy duddy but as it turns out... He was always inputting his passwords manually. I blame this on […]

You know for a spying machine you don't know me very well

The worst part of when depression eats you out is that you don't get to cum

I've created a new service for public use: a freshRSS instance for anyone who needs a rss reader that's hosted someplace that you can connect to instead of running it on your phone app or whatever. No need to ask before making an account (afaik, I havent tested that yet lol) […]

_sees a sign that says no trucks wider than 12 ft_ Oh my God they're fat shaming trucks in broad daylight!

Miles: Look Ezri. It is what it is. Miles: (Does not know what it is)

I swear the cruelest thing life ever did to me was make me biologically incapable of eating unholy quantities of ice cream after an exhausting day

[Dirty Joke] No, that would be choking lol

That's odd. I really enjoy my social media experience. So, clearly it *could* be fixed because good social media exists. https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/115021945100161721

[probably someone would be offended] A friend just called Cal Kestis the Ginger Jedi and Im fuckin crying XD

I'm so excited, I was originally having to wait until early October to get in to see a sleep specialist, but they moved me up to August 20th! Hopefully we can find real alternative treatments for my sleep apnea ​:neofox_happy_blep:​

An egg wash? In this economy?! #cooking

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ngl, "clanker" as an anti AI slur is very fucking funny

this toot was made in a **PEANUT FREE** factory

It's called C suite because they're not good enough for A or B

Never forget. #furriesmaketheinternetgo #Furry #fursuit #wolf

Dear Nintendo, Fuck yourself. Best, Stefen https://www.gamesradar.com/games/nintendo-forces-japanese-charity-speedrun-event-to-pull-its-games-from-the-lineup-after-claiming-unauthorized-use-now-organizers-have-to-ask-permission-for-every-single-game-in-the-future/

Odo: That’s the problem with space gods. Their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

[US Pol] There's no "coding error" that could cause this. They're trying to rewrite the constitution and think we're too stupid to notice. https://techcrunch.com/2025/08/06/key-sections-of-the-us-constitution-deleted-from-governments-website/

I'm depressed and the only thing that can save me is Olivia Newton-John & Gene Kelly's '80s/'40s Hybrid E.L.O. Roller Disco version of _Xanadu_ on repeat. Which isn't a phrase you hear every day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKSB2O2Shts

Was outside for hardly an hour today and my arms are sunburnt to fuck. I remember reading someone saying we're basically gaslit into thinking this is the best season of the year because its when we got all our time off as kids.

let's go bowling 🎳 🪡 Daley 📸 Finix #fursuitfriday #delaware #furbowl #furry #fursuit

You ever listen to your morning meeting at work and go "this place is kind of fucked up"?

How's work going today?

The more horny is stigmatized, the more I want to increase the horny.

I just had an idea for a Star Trek and Disney Crossover where Chaoktay and Timone sing about akoocheemoya to the tune of Hakuna Matata

_executes a single postgres query_ yeah I'm kind of a database master... ... ​:drgn_pat_blush:​

I think this is a nasty side effect of so much consolidation of Internet services. Why did cloudflare become such an internet authority anyway? https://www.techradar.com/vpn/vpn-privacy-security/cloudflare-cracks-down-on-uk-piracy-and-vpn-users-are-getting-caught-in-the-crossfire

To go with my previous superhero themed dragon character, I present a super villain! My fursona re-themed as a villain: Frost Fennec! An excellent ref sheet to match my previous one by my good friend Alba <3

I just realized why zen people are so well versed in self defense. Playing a "zen game" riddle with our D&D DM.... I'm gonna punch this character in the face if he keeps turning everything into nonsense lol

So while I was at the dollar store I saw these gallon jugs of Hawaiian punch. Naturally they were out of red but the blue looked good so I thought awww yeah let's be nostalgic! I took a sip and it was like diabetes. Thought to myself how am I going to salvage this...turns out it's pretty good if […]

So now that we're standardizing having the UI theme match light and dark modes automatically I was thinking maybe we can expand on that to a "red alert" mode which automatically turns on when something bad happens on the computer...and this will finally satisfy my inner Star Trek nerd since I […]

Ducks.

you ever listen to a song and wonder "how many people have fucked to this"?

Fun bit of trivia: it never occurred to me until today that the ISO numbers are just indices, assigned in the order they were created. Which implies the existence of ISO-1. ISO-1 is a standard adopted in 1951, dating back to at least 1931: when measuring the dimensions of a product, the […]

It’s time to get some meow meows :stux: :sleep: :nkoSleep: Goodnight my dear friends :mastodon: :fediverse: :blobcathearts: :ablobcatheartsqueeze: :blobcathugyou: