Sundays, amirite?

Workout schedule's been all over the place, but need to make it work. 😤

I need a warm hole for this

My skircle has the hottest boys. 😏

Recorded myself cumming and this was my face after. I'm dying at the look of disappointment. 💀

Hop in the spa with me 😉 #HumpDay

Arriving at work at 2 PM and acting like I've been there the whole time.

Rewatching Hill House and I need of another Mike Flanagan Haunted House series starring Victoria Pedretti, and/or Carla Gugino, and/or Kate Seigel

Perfect prompt post-tits day workout. 😋

How do we feel about the booty tho? (A lil late for #mcm but it's pride month so I get to do whatever I want)

Have not skipped leg day in 1 month. I wish my upper body grows a fast as my lower body. 😮‍💨

My discovery feed is back to showing boys. Happy Pride!! 🌈

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Watching Laid Bare cause I'm in a mood to see gay people pee pee.

POV: I'm trying to cruise in the shower but I'm awkward.

24+ hours with friends and their babies at home (still is). Need to see and do gay shit to recharge. 😭

Haven't been feeling great about my progress, recently. But, the PT at the gym was gassing me up, telling me I should consider working with them as a PT. Like, you're lying, but she kinda cured me. 👉👈

Men doing abductor/adductor machine exercises like this

I forgot that it was a long weekend!!!! Fuck the king, but glad it's his (not actually) birthday on Monday. 💗

Me after buying an extra firm mattress.

Where do we watch porn now, like an actual porn site that's not a subscription or here? I've only gone to cam sites recently, but I've got an itch I wanna scratch but pornhub search isn't giving. 😂

Anyways, working out with a boy really does make me go 10x harder. Plus gotta show him how good my form is.

Worked out with him again and it looks like he is at least gaining something from whatever the mentorship is, so I'm not gonna do it.

Men: wear sluttier shorts 🔫 NOW

Chat, he's a nice guy, how do I politely let him know that I think he's in a mentorship mlm.

I'm all up in my feelings since I've literally been playing The Cure on repeat since release. Had to sit in the parking lot of my gym for a lil bit cause I was actually teary eyed and emotional. 🙃🥲

Going on dirtyroulette/flingster so I can nut in 5 seconds. 😬

Who knew that "just go harder" at the gym will actually help. I hate it.

The straight boys only viewing my facebook stories when it's a thirst trap.

Wait. I think he might be trying to hook me up on a pyramid scheme or something. Let's see how this goes.

I'm now seeing more bare butt and nudes on insta than on here.

OMG work's been so busy today, a mf FRIDAY. 😒

ngl, as an introvert I've only made friends with people who were forced to be in close proximity with me (school, work, friend of a friend). So, idk how normal people make friends. 😭

Uh, I worked out with a boy (21-ish?) and he's asked me out for lunch. So, like, is this how young straight boys make friends? 😂

Had an assessment with a PT and I'm not feeling the vibe. How do I say I wanna go talk to the other PT? 😭

Morning workout feels great, today. 🙂‍↕️

I found a tailor in the Philippines that does ultra flashy suits. Now I have to stop myself from dressing like a male lead of an otome isekai for our wedding. 😂 (Derrick's outfit kinda eats thoooo)

Only picture I took today where I don't look super skinny. 🥲

The showers are kinda dated, but they have an open shower. 👀

Started at my new gym. Kinda embarrassing going around not knowing how to use equipments. 😭

Just got my screen replaced cause my partner reminded me that we have billzz to pay. 😒

Cracked the screen of my phone at the gym. I didn't wanna buy a new one, yet. 🥲

Ugh, our team's talking about working the two/three days in the office. Like, I mostly work with a guy in Wellington, how's me in the office better. 😒

It's #thighsday, baby

Back from the dead cause we found a new gym and getting a personal trainer. 😌

i think gays need to be less horny bc they ain't even using this thing right

Wait, they actually made the transphobic MC realize his transphobia? And he wants to do better??

The only people that I manage to converse with at the gym are <25 😭