Fire Larry Mantle

I love having to sign up for a new app every time I buy a ticket to anything. It’s way easier than printing a ticket. I also love that there is no scanning of tickets ever and they just ask you your name at the door. This is good technology

I don’t wish to vote or really be around at all anymore

We’re doing bioessentialism on June first in the b**zf**d office. Happy pride!

She circle back on my previous email til I touch base

Gifthorse’s Dentist: How often do you floss?

I’d like a burger/I’ll use apple pay I don’t know where my phone is

Kaseys Musgrave

Um...so I accidentally stumbled onto the UVA law library's collection of 6,000 drawings by courtroom sketch reporter Ida Libby Dengrove, who worked in NYC mostly in the '70s & '80s, & they're kind of...amazing..?? This one is tagged "Clown Attack" (thread) archives.law.virginia.edu/resources/18...

Meth Gala

Apparently passing so well that other trans girls feel the need to be rude to me

“Going paperless” is a myth

This American Dad

Drain-O)))

Your piss your piss is on my wrist

Is she… You know… 🫳🏻 💅🏻 A danger to herself or others

It makes me so sad when people say systematic when they mean systemic, because I used to do this before I figured out the difference. It is a failure of our education system, and a systematic issue.

BLOOD FACTORY

went to the store

[yelling over club music] I said sometimes love isn’t enough

Can I have a little self harm as a treat

This is why there is no giving a single inch on “AI.” I do not give a fuck if “it actually is helpful for some things.”

She Dillon my Dingler til I Hurter

I Parker Meadows til I Hurter

She Spencer on my Torklelson til I Dingler

ESOO (extra slutty olive oil)

No one: Public radio stations: give us your shitty car. You’re not even using it

Of course trans day of visibility is the cloudiest day of the year in Los Angeles

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

[asking if someone is gay] does he…🫳🏻you know… 💅🏻stay tuned after the show for a look inside the episode?

The bitches who need to shut the fuck up community is becoming so inclusive 💞

How long cook soup air fryer

uhh yeah he’s AFAB--A FAbulous Boyfriend

If someone left me a frameio comment that just said “good girl” I would cum immediately

Air fryer is the vape of the kitchen

The periodic element of tables

I don't think it takes a lot of time or skill to learn how to tell something how to do a thing. I do think it takes a lot of time to be able to evaluate if it is doing it correctly.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

The Ally Beardsley ruin my life challenge

Ok I’m starting breaking bad for the first time

[starting to lose a board game to my boyfriend] whoever loses has to top by the way. house rules.

not once have I ever needed a text message or email summarized in my entire fucking life

Unbelievable that we still talk about withholding HIV funding as a form of political maneuvering rather than an act of social murder, as if the 80’s + 90’s never happened and we didn’t lose an entire generation to this already.

Things are increasingly more so now than they used to be, due to reasons

windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares

Love Is Island

The world's richest man is broadcasting eliminationist rhetoric about a tiny, vulnerable minority, and virtually no one is going to treat it as a scandal. It's just normal now.

Ally Beardsley can do whatever they want to me

Get up stand up Standup comedy

Shout out trans boy septon