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VAMOS VENEZUELA

Feel like I should go to a strip club just to gauge how much I would fall in love with a stripper. It's not a question of whether or not it would happen, it would happen for sure. I just need a benchmark for how bad it would be.

Friend just got back from San Juan and got me the team PR hat 🥳 Italy vs PR this Saturday boutta be a banger

Not sure why I was a hoping for a chill Chicago ayatollah who likes the White Sox

Baseball is so fucking back The WBC is so fucking sick

Annual reminder that we tried getting rid of daylight savings time in 1974, and after only a three month trial period, public support for it fell from 79% to 42%.

Me when my nonbinary roommate started talking about allowing girls to be in boy scouts and vice versa

If I ever get a drink at a bar when I have a tab open, I say "last name is Longstreth, L-O-N-G." It’s not uncommon for people to spell their name for a tab, though it's less than 50%, but people with the name "Ngyuen" ALWAYS spell it. It hurts me a little that they think I don't got it like that.

Dudes rock

Private chef is doing a St Patrick's Day pop up menu but staff forgot their serving plates and all we had was our plates from our great british bake off themed menu so for the first 30 minutes we were serving Irish food on plates with the Union Jack on it pic related

I started attending weekly Quaker services in the last year and have talked with the other attendees who have said that attendance has increased significantly since 1/20/2025.

As a Wisconsin resident, I am of course seeing ads for our state supreme court race. Gotta say, as a swing state voter, if a politician touched my arm like they keep doing in ads, I would say, "get the fuck off of me."

As a hockey fan, I can appreciate that this is an all time great game. As an American, I feel not great about it.

Man that's a fucking great game and I wish I was filled with national pride but I'm just not.

Had a dream I dressed like this for Halloween and told everyone I was sleepy joe and it got such a positive response im considering doing it

Not quite fifty years ago yet (but closer than some of you would like to hear), but been talking about Dykes To Watch Out For with my sister a lot and she keeps saying, "it's crazy how every problem we have seems so unprecedented and also we have had the exact same problems all of human history."

.........what the fuck?

Let a minor unit die like chapter 7 of Fire Emblem 6 not realizing that him making it through chapter 20 is a condition to reach the end game. I hate Fire Emblem 6 so fucking much lmao

did you know trans people are never on time to things? google trans late

I was watching a Nationals game last year and there was someone in the Reddit gameday thread who kept angrily asking where they could find a stream without any delay because they were upset they weren't able to bet on individual pitches. Completely lost to accessibility.

Green Bay Packers Quarterback Anthony Dilweg or US Senator from Arkansas Mark Pryor

Continuously amazed at how sickeningly evil these people are.

God bless the caribou

God damn I guess Im rooting for Puerto Rico in the WBC this year

Wanted to step off at work to extend my duolingo streak before midnight but the world doesn't work like that so I said I needed a cigarette instead.

Nothing sounds better to me right now than a sloppy joe with a significant risk of food poisoning

Do you think this betting leaked is why Bezos wants to kill print media?

So Jeffery Epstein was banned from XBOX Live in 2013 And xbox is owned by microsoft Do you think it's possible That when they were on the island together Jeffery Epstein asked Bill Gates to unban him?

Jeffery Epstein convinced Activisions CEO to add more microtransactions and was instrumental in both creating Call of Duty's in game purchases AND naming the credits "CP" so shoutouts to conspiracy theorists, turns out the elites WERE in fact leaving evidence of their pedophile crimes in plain sight

Someone please come foward with Bezos's connections to Epstein before the Washington Post has to shutter its doors forever.

Paycheck so fat that my boss just came up to me to make sure I wasn't overworking myself since he was doing payroll and "noticed [my] pay is a lot higher than usual this week"

Looked up the sales report. Did almost exactly 50% more the week after the announcement than the week before, and we were closed for a day. Also it was not above 15 degrees either week.

Staff party last night. Two bartenders called in today so i had a twelve hour shift and fight through it and as I was walking into work, I thought "this is something I can do at 25 and at pretty much no later point in mt my life"

Super cool to be a part of this but hoooly hell this weeks been hectic Down two bartenders and sitting at $1700 in sales before 9 on a ten degree wednesday in January and its only gonna get crazier Im gonna get PAID

Nailing the quicktime events at the social function rn

My parents cancelled their post subscription a few years ago and things have only gotten worse. Jeff Bezos is truly one of the most soulless, vapid individuals in history.

im washed this game sucks nobody cheers for me anymore

Independent of thoughts on the album as a whole, what are your favorite three track runs within a single album?

If the caveat of "fell off a cliff after" has to be included: Tourist History Beacon Gameshow (easily weakest of the three but still has some really good tracks and last full listenable album) ~~~ Attack and Release El Camino Brothers (I actually really like turn blue but pretty universally hated)

Thanks dad

Serious posting time but THE BAR I WORK AT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED AS A SEMIFINALIST FOR A JAMES BEARD AWARD LET'S FUCKING GO www.jamesbeard.org/stories/jame...

Why did I post this on Christmas?

patience…

If you were to type the Hollywood sign at the same size into a word doc, it would be size 39,031

No I haven't watched heated rivalry all the hockey I watch is gay hockey lets go caps baby

I want to love Fire Emblem 6 so bad but it just does not want to be loved.

Downloaded a sobriety tracker in December with the plan to reset it every time I get a parking ticket. It's dry January. I got a parking ticket today. I have now been legitimately sober longer than I have been fake sober.