If the caveat of "fell off a cliff after" has to be included: Tourist History Beacon Gameshow (easily weakest of the three but still has some really good tracks and last full listenable album) ~~~ Attack and Release El Camino Brothers (I actually really like turn blue but pretty universally hated)

Thanks dad

Serious posting time but THE BAR I WORK AT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED AS A SEMIFINALIST FOR A JAMES BEARD AWARD LET'S FUCKING GO www.jamesbeard.org/stories/jame...

Why did I post this on Christmas?

patience…

If you were to type the Hollywood sign at the same size into a word doc, it would be size 39,031

No I haven't watched heated rivalry all the hockey I watch is gay hockey lets go caps baby

I want to love Fire Emblem 6 so bad but it just does not want to be loved.

Downloaded a sobriety tracker in December with the plan to reset it every time I get a parking ticket. It's dry January. I got a parking ticket today. I have now been legitimately sober longer than I have been fake sober.

This is why those of us who live here keep telling you he cannot be our president. For every fun “anti-Trump post” there’s something like this.

I'm sure pretty much everyone who follows me here knows that the first video game Roy ever appeared in was Super Smash Bros. Melee, as it came out five months before Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade. What you might not know is that this is a special thanks message in the credits of FE6.

Lord I see what you have done for my dad and I want that for me

The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!" The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."

Usually I'm the most vehemently against harrasing athletes after losing big games, but Brandon McManus sexually assaulted two people and should have been incarcerated, so I'm fine with it today

There's a John Mulaney bit where he talks about the Catholic Church switching from "and also with you" to "and with thy spirit" and he says "cause the Catholic Church looked around and decided THAT was the problem." That's how I feel any time a Democratic politician talks about trans rights.

Several years from now, there needs to be another city that is as synonymous with criminal justice as Nuremberg is.

They call me the champagne of Marth players

My healthcare just went up $564 but we're also going into a new oil war so hard to say if things are going well or not

Every few months this video pops into my head and I grieve because the world truly wasn't ready for them. youtu.be/rQHx_GPKccY?...

So cringe, so free to the tune of so fresh so clean by outkast

Read this in the checkout line whilst purchasing fkd up novelty cheeses for my family for christmas

#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI

Anxiety dreams are coming back in a big way and I can't sleep anymore but don't worry it'd 10 pm and I haven't gotten out of bed today and I just spent two hours listening to black box recordings of plane crashes so I'll be good

went to a house show in the basement of an apartment just off campus on Saturday and it made me feel like I was in college again but I was just standing around thinking "man I wanna play pm right now"

THE BEARS STILL SUCK!!!

I keep talking about wanting to move back to the coast. I feel like an ailing Victorian era wife.

I hate to be this person, but people are posting "ditch spotify" cause of their embrace of AI and ICE ads and Trump donations, and like, those people aren't wrong, but also if that's how you feel, why are you posting this to instagram?

Trying to play music off my phone at work more so I can get these rookie numbers back up this year smh

Fun fact: Washington D.C. is the only city with a train!

they should put a panda express in the national zoo. just to raise questions

They call me chatgpt the way im telling people to kill themselves

In a much better mood than all mu coworkers recently and I realized I think it's cause im hanging out with smashers again.

Glad I found Love My Computer on my own, cause ninajirachi is the last artists I'm ever gonna be in the know on. The next time there's an artist like that that my friends like I'm gonna be such a boomer like "that sounds made up" but for one final time Im cool.

Great hair day in the new pride headband 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Cool to have melee back in my life in some capacity. Lost to two players Id not lost to before and didn't make it out of pools and didn't care that much cause I hung out with my friends and they're all the cooliest.

Was walking down the bathroom stairs at the hyperpop concert and thought for a second "am I in the right bathroom? Ill wait for someone to come out" and then someone did and I thought "I don’t know why I thought I would get any information from that"

Had the "teeth falling out dream" last night but had one brief moment lucid enough to force myself awake and when I came to half asleep and felt that they were all there I popped off.

The lion is not concerned with street cleaning enforcement

Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”

IT'S PRONOUNCED "YOU DOUBLE YOU" RAHHHHHHHHH

An old coworker just texted me to talk about how good this album is. The last time this coworker texted me was two years ago when she told me she never wanted to hear from me again. This album is insane.

I got so unbelievably hyped for the Danny Brown hyperpop album that I realized all it could do was disappoint me and I internalized that thought so much to the point that I believed it and it circled back around and it ended up being better than I could have imagined.

Bonus round

one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny

Owner of my job walked into his girlfriend of four and a half years in bed with another man on Saturday so bar manager and I are replacing all the polaroids she was in with ones of this nature.

Tonight, we are all Virginians.

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'. Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy. [ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]

I used to say that the difference between me and dick cheney is that I was able to finish my degree from the University of Wisconsin-Madison but now the difference between us is that I am alive.

This is maybe the greatest World Series ending of all time and the Dodgers are gonna win and I am never going to recover.

TIE GAME BOTTOM OF THE NINTH WORLD SERIES GAME 7 BASES LOADED AND A WISCONSINITE IS AT BAT