Me n gang

Orange wasn't considered it's own color til the 1560s. Before then, it was just considered a bright shade of red. What do you think is gonna be the next color?

BRADENS RISE UP

Shiiiiiit man this actually would go insane as a tattoo.

If I had a nickel for every time I hurt my shoulder because I hit the caramelldansen too hard at a rave under a tree with twelve trans lesbians an hour into pride month I would have five cents.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!

Faces of Fernet

Bringing fernet to smash camp and watching smashers experience what the internet assumes a 14th century peasant would go through afterdrinking a red bull.

the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind

Is the University of Maryland's Jim Henson bench hostile architecture?

Ron Johnson could never appreciate Tom Crabtree or Andrew Quarless.

Off to a slower start than I had hoped :/

Said this to a friend of mine over the weekend and they said, "you need help" and I said, "yeah dawg, we need starting pitching. We're running out Miles Mikolas." That's not what they meant by help.

Last year was one of the most difficult years in my life. And on top of all the horrors that happened in my life, it was also a nightmare season for my favorite baseball team. I thought, "despite it all, if they snuck into a wild card, I would have thought this was a pretty good year in my life."

The reason I still have long hair is because everyone agreed I looked like I was racist with short hair. A black woman at the bar asked what I meant by that, I showed her my freshman ID and she said I looked like an ambassador for Turning Point USA.

You can always like the punter! We’re giving your team the ball :)

Hearing Two Door Cinema Club in a Target immediately after getting nostalgia tripped into playing the Switch 2 display demo of Super Mario Galaxy my first real experience with "why are all my favorite songs on a playlist called 'songs for moms'?"

during the poetry unit in one of my high school english classes i would only ever write poems about the maury show

I think Kanye couldve become a Trump guy and have his reputation still come out fine. All he had to do was not spend a decade being the "I love Hitler" guy and he couldn't. Generational fumble for sure.

Mayfly is such a good name for the thing it is. Them bitches everywhere rn.

do you want to play a game with me its called strawberries and i always win

Honestly, maybe the biggest reason I don't do cocaine is that I'm already so fucking annoying sober. It would just not be a good quality trait for me to add.

Bossman threw on a "Cinco De Mayo Party Playlist" on at work and one of the first songs was "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira For reference: Columbia, Missouri ie closer to Mexico than Colombia the country is.

you know, there's nothing quite like baseball. actually, hold on. now that i think about it, softball is a lot like baseball. you know what, nevermind. man. what a turd this post turned out to be, huh

Why's it always Martin Luther King Jr Boulevard? Why is it never MLK avenue or MLK street?

Certainly never gonna do this again. 17000 kills on my rocket launcher. Hale's Own twice

So the anxiety dreams about not graduating high school never end, right? Like that's just something I live with till I die?

The thing I forgot about Netplay toxicity is how unwilling people are to commit. They'' intentionally try to troll you and then I'll do one retreating fair and they'll lose their minds and lolspam and character switch when I three stock them. I'm all for being a shithead but you gotta commit.

Fire Emblem 6, the game that dares to ask the question: What if Battle Before Dawn was 6 different chapters?

If April 20th is the weed day we should make August 40th the cocaine day

In a world beholden to capitalism, is there anything that can sustain any semblance of a feeling of hope in the face of insurmountable wealth, greed, and power? Yes: watching the Mets lose 11 in a row.

Todays view from the office + da homies

New bartender gimmick dropped

Drafts coming to Bluesky is gonna do wonders for my posting

Oh my god Taylor won Brown County by THIRTEEN? People really fucking hate the Wisconsin GOP I guess jesus.

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

For the 21st anniversary of the first game at Nationals Park, the Nats had a fan who was born the day the ballpark opened onto the field for a ceremonial first sip of beer

[the mushroom cloud grows as those around me pray and say their goodbyes] college basketball analyst: don’t need a three here

in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My P3NY5

Best day of the year, opening day! Greetings from Milwaukee on the happiest of holidays

A couple weeks ago a woman at the bar left me her number on a receipt, and today she was back in and talking to her friend about whether or not she was going to take the name of her CURRENT FIANCÉ

Didn't wash my hands before peeing after cutting serranos and am currently having one of the most excruciating experiences of my life

sometimes life feels like an illegitimate goomba stack... and buddy... we're all the 201st goomba.

do you think the amish have anything against bungee jumping. if anything i think they could incorporate it into religious ceremonies. really good lesson about faith there

It was not, in fact, wisconsins year

¡VAMOOOOOOOS! 🇻🇪 🇻🇪 🇻🇪 🇻🇪

Made red lentil gnocchi with blistered green pepper pasta sauce. Gonna eat up this Italian dish like team Venezuela ate up Team Italy tonight ¡VAMOS!

In nine months MLB owners are going to tell you they need to shut the sport down because places like Miami are small markets with few baseball fans

Based leftist poppa Longstreth

Vamos! Guy next to me is from Venezuela and reaaaallly wants to beat the US and we are having a blast.