Honestly, maybe the biggest reason I don't do cocaine is that I'm already so fucking annoying sober. It would just not be a good quality trait for me to add.

Bossman threw on a "Cinco De Mayo Party Playlist" on at work and one of the first songs was "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira For reference: Columbia, Missouri ie closer to Mexico than Colombia the country is.

you know, there's nothing quite like baseball. actually, hold on. now that i think about it, softball is a lot like baseball. you know what, nevermind. man. what a turd this post turned out to be, huh

Why's it always Martin Luther King Jr Boulevard? Why is it never MLK avenue or MLK street?

Certainly never gonna do this again. 17000 kills on my rocket launcher. Hale's Own twice

So the anxiety dreams about not graduating high school never end, right? Like that's just something I live with till I die?

The thing I forgot about Netplay toxicity is how unwilling people are to commit. They'' intentionally try to troll you and then I'll do one retreating fair and they'll lose their minds and lolspam and character switch when I three stock them. I'm all for being a shithead but you gotta commit.

Fire Emblem 6, the game that dares to ask the question: What if Battle Before Dawn was 6 different chapters?

If April 20th is the weed day we should make August 40th the cocaine day

In a world beholden to capitalism, is there anything that can sustain any semblance of a feeling of hope in the face of insurmountable wealth, greed, and power? Yes: watching the Mets lose 11 in a row.

Todays view from the office + da homies

New bartender gimmick dropped

Drafts coming to Bluesky is gonna do wonders for my posting

Oh my god Taylor won Brown County by THIRTEEN? People really fucking hate the Wisconsin GOP I guess jesus.

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

For the 21st anniversary of the first game at Nationals Park, the Nats had a fan who was born the day the ballpark opened onto the field for a ceremonial first sip of beer

[the mushroom cloud grows as those around me pray and say their goodbyes] college basketball analyst: don’t need a three here

in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My P3NY5

Best day of the year, opening day! Greetings from Milwaukee on the happiest of holidays

A couple weeks ago a woman at the bar left me her number on a receipt, and today she was back in and talking to her friend about whether or not she was going to take the name of her CURRENT FIANCÉ

Didn't wash my hands before peeing after cutting serranos and am currently having one of the most excruciating experiences of my life

sometimes life feels like an illegitimate goomba stack... and buddy... we're all the 201st goomba.

do you think the amish have anything against bungee jumping. if anything i think they could incorporate it into religious ceremonies. really good lesson about faith there

It was not, in fact, wisconsins year

¡VAMOOOOOOOS! 🇻🇪 🇻🇪 🇻🇪 🇻🇪

Made red lentil gnocchi with blistered green pepper pasta sauce. Gonna eat up this Italian dish like team Venezuela ate up Team Italy tonight ¡VAMOS!

In nine months MLB owners are going to tell you they need to shut the sport down because places like Miami are small markets with few baseball fans

Based leftist poppa Longstreth

Vamos! Guy next to me is from Venezuela and reaaaallly wants to beat the US and we are having a blast.

Filled out my bracket. Surely this time.

This video is for like eight people in this world but I need people to know how I feel every time I wonder if Matthew Bellamy is one of the most underrated vocalists of his generation or if he sucks shit, actually

Coming soon....

VAMOS VENEZUELA

Feel like I should go to a strip club just to gauge how much I would fall in love with a stripper. It's not a question of whether or not it would happen, it would happen for sure. I just need a benchmark for how bad it would be.

Friend just got back from San Juan and got me the team PR hat 🥳 Italy vs PR this Saturday boutta be a banger

Not sure why I was a hoping for a chill Chicago ayatollah who likes the White Sox

Baseball is so fucking back The WBC is so fucking sick

Annual reminder that we tried getting rid of daylight savings time in 1974, and after only a three month trial period, public support for it fell from 79% to 42%.

Me when my nonbinary roommate started talking about allowing girls to be in boy scouts and vice versa

If I ever get a drink at a bar when I have a tab open, I say "last name is Longstreth, L-O-N-G." It’s not uncommon for people to spell their name for a tab, though it's less than 50%, but people with the name "Ngyuen" ALWAYS spell it. It hurts me a little that they think I don't got it like that.

Dudes rock

Private chef is doing a St Patrick's Day pop up menu but staff forgot their serving plates and all we had was our plates from our great british bake off themed menu so for the first 30 minutes we were serving Irish food on plates with the Union Jack on it pic related

I started attending weekly Quaker services in the last year and have talked with the other attendees who have said that attendance has increased significantly since 1/20/2025.

As a Wisconsin resident, I am of course seeing ads for our state supreme court race. Gotta say, as a swing state voter, if a politician touched my arm like they keep doing in ads, I would say, "get the fuck off of me."

As a hockey fan, I can appreciate that this is an all time great game. As an American, I feel not great about it.

Man that's a fucking great game and I wish I was filled with national pride but I'm just not.

Had a dream I dressed like this for Halloween and told everyone I was sleepy joe and it got such a positive response im considering doing it