Love a stupid sexy Northstar. Dudes an Olympic-class bottom. Put some respect on those maple cakes.

Birb.

in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...

Apocalypse offers to make Sunfire w/hole.

“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein

Going through the official 1957 NATO Cookbook (?) and there’s a section where they asked the various heads of state to contribute recipes. You can tell which branch of the Nassaus converted to Catholicism and which one stayed Protestant.

"You've got a natural feel for it" "Let me show you how to use your big sword" "I'll keep that in mind" I wish I was in any locker room even as remotely gay a straight men make them out to be.

Counterpoint: his grandpa won the presidency while high out his mind on couture meth and balls deep in half of America.

10: Hellfire Club inner circle Selene takes an Adderall, gets off one complete plan to take over the club by eating everyone. Immediately goes off her meds and returns to Nova Roma for her favorite comb. Does not come back for 18 months. Left all the taps running.

Counterpoint: you sold us out so you could go home for the Thanksgiving weekend. Fuck off and take Schumer with you.

"hey did you draw that Iceman needs to accept himself panel?" "Yeah, real sexy and pastel so the readers know he's a dreadnaught class power bottom, just like you asked."

If you see this, post your bird art.

I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮

Hey, I'm Ali. Hey.

It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not. If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.

I love how every two years some rich party insiders bamboozle a different person into primarying Ilhan, but never actually fork out the cash for someone who could win. What a tortuous form of money laundering.

No thoughts, just Greg Land Emma Frost.

"Additionally every Target customer will now have the right to invoke Prima Nocta on the first sales associate they see. "

Listening to @cerebrocast.bsky.social part 2 on Quintavius Quirinius Quire with @scottfree.bsky.social and feeling seen and held every time Connor gives a deep, world-weary sigh.

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People still constantly bring up my AI Statement page in the Scream zine. Some folks say it made them cry! I was going to be more eviscerating but instead felt the best way to make my point was just to be totally raw and vulnerable in a way AI can't be. sara-century.square.site

Jim Lee covers are just so good. I don't even like Wolverine and I'd have grabbed this right off the rack.

HAPPY NATIONAL REDHEAD DAY 👨🏻‍🦰

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

Oh fuck. It's the fifth of November and I almost forgot the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. James the I & VI is gonna be so mad.

Minnesota Capitol Mall, as seen from the State Capitol just now

We won! Thank you Ward 8! I am so ready to get to work

Oh cool. Who else won, infrastructure week boy?

@jasoncomix.bsky.social congrats to the win! Nice things are nice.

me watching the results come in

Called in less than 30 minutes after the polls close is crazy. Congratulations to NYC!

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Attention True Bluesky Believers show me The X-Men!

All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:

I am working with a team of scientists on creating a cigarette flavored low fat yogurt.

Former Teen Vogue politics editor Allegra Kirkland pays homage to ... what ... OUUUUCH: talkingpointsmemo.com/cafe/what-we...

In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

Today's perfection.. Gondolier's Siesta by the American artist John Singer Sargent. #Art #FineArt

Counterpoint: I hope his heirs are haunted forever by the generational trauma he caused for millions across the globe.

"I really hope their last thoughts of me are about how hot I was, and how my giant dong was barely hidden by some trees."~Joseph

Minnesota has same-day registration, voting is easy! It's fun! You get a sticker!

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Mojo has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

SPIT SPUTTER COUGH