Pete Hegseth quoted Ezekiel 25:17 “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.” “Truly blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.” Bwhahahaha! Dickhead.

“Hey Siri, who was the energy minister when…?”

GAZ in Russia copied Ford's Cruise-O-Matic transmission from the '60s. Its shift pattern was Зх-Н-Д-П So not only was "PUT IT IN H!" right, it was a copy of an American transmission!

TACO Tuesday in the U.S.

Has anyone told crackheads that data centres are full of copper? Feels like that’d help this whole AI taking over thing.

The problem with being into classics that boomers like is that boomers can't take photos. See that '68 Mustang for sale? Could be awesome, could be shit, can't tell. They used a 10yo cheap android phone and didn't let it focus. Next up: pic of thumb.

Astronauts up there being relatable af

All of Aus BSKY was pissed that Albo said "Keep calm and carry on" in 3 minutes, while this shit happens in the U.S. I can criticise Albo a lot, but it feels like a once in a term "address the nation when it's hurting" for 3 minutes is a lot better than : 1. Holidaying in Hawaii 2. 19 minute ramble

We’ve got Two strong hearts Reaching out together like a RIVER TO THE SEA You and me.

BWHAHAHAHA! 1. How's those "satellite systems that will be ready in 5-10 years" for the past 20 years looking now US? 2. Wish you bought the Wedgetail yet you dicks? 3. So much for misunderestimating the Iranians

Unless you’re a dad. Let me translate dad. No means no. Maybe means no. Yes means maybe.

This is what you do when you’re definitely not at war

Or: Grok's climate impact is about 20 Pornhubs (I should make this a standard metric)

Has anyone heard from Phteven lately?

For some reason "AI is just like watching Netflix" is back in my feeds so I took that as a sign to update my data tracking for Netflix. The company's energy use rose 1% from 2021 to 2024. Compare that to: Google: 71% Nvidia: 88% Meta: 96% Microsoft: 119%

With the U.S. distracted and chewing through munitions in the Gulf region, China is watching the level of spectacular incompetence. If China decides to go Taiwan, imma get my credit card and go hoard computers and phones. Forget shit tickets, computers will suddenly be real hard to get.

I just saw an incident between a rAnger Raptor and a bike. Where the bike was actively at fault, and the Raptor was the polite one. There’s gotta be an angry former angel south of here, in a usually very fire prone climate yelling “WTF?!? SNOW?!?”

"Raising rates while petrol prices soar shows the RBA ignoring reality and basic economics" me for @thepointau.bsky.social thepoint.com.au/opinions/260...

If we’re panic-buying again, then I’m plumbing my AI bidet to squirt diesel up my freckle just for the lulz.

1. There’s a tram in Canberra. 2. In the not too distant future it will run past Parliament House 3. I can weld…

Just to add to this, diesel has a shelf life of 6 months, 91 has a shelf life of about 3 months. E10 is about a month. If you use fuel that has expired, you risk damage to high pressure fuel pumps, fuel rails, fuel injectors, EGR systems, evap canisters etc. Careful….

I think I need this

Until you can prove microsoft excel isn't conscious, we can't rule out the possibility How ironic that the left has now become theistic dualists, in denying the possibility microsoft excel is conscious If we can accept a mouse has consciousness, why not excel? Precautionary principle means we no

With the fuel crisis, I think it's time I bought a V8. The last of the Vee Eights? Phase Four heads...

If you are writing for The Age and write up a guy who went Brisbane - UQ - KPMG - Productivity Commission - Senate staff - Senate as some sort of existential struggler in life that's earthy because he once saw a cow just give up. Walk into the sea.

Did YOU feel the earthquake? Fill in a felt report! earthquakes.ga.gov.au

Hey @mark-carney.bsky.social can you give @albomp.bsky.social some pointers on how to tell Trump "yeah, nah" He needs to get far better at it.

Kyle Sandilands has always been a challenging wank.

All Americans in the Middle East are non-essential.

Breaking news: the CEO of BMW is leaving. He gave no indication he was leaving…

Can’t do that if your car has a carburettor…

Well! I just used the best EV I've ever interacted with! The Savic C-Series.

I think that’s where we all might be:

And now we even know who he was emailing

You know, America’s whole nightmare would end today if someone told Trump that Obama can hold his breath for 15 minutes…

One advantage of AI: When teenagers post videos of them or their friends doing dumb shit, years later when they try to get a job, they can just claim “wasn’t me, was AI” The kids will be ok. And they can be still chaos kids.

We're getting closer, but not quite there yet, to the nationalisation of the residential property insurance market www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

NO! Be unfiltered! Be unorganised! Be the unedited chaos you wish to see in the world!!

Here’s to Dissent