The Monster Mash is not about a dance, it’s about an orgy.

This is really said in envy rather than criticism

Someone on Reddit spotted: A WAGON! www.reddit.com/r/CarsAustra...

“I can’t get help to find what I need” “I can’t even reach the shelf where the product is!” “The only checkout open is self-serve, there’s a big line because an older person is struggling to use the self serve till.” “I can’t find someone to take my money.” Feels more like “fuck this, I’m done”

I have a neighbour currently playing the bagpipes… that’s a lil odd in suburban Canberra. Not gonna lie, I like it. Keep suburbia weird.

Imagine being a 40 year veteran of the strongest military in the history of the world, having experienced multiple combat zones and administrations, built a career and then being told by a drunk weekend Fox news anchor to do the honourable thing and resign. Just woah.

Fuck. Poo was awesome. BSBD.

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself? "fork lady is eroding public confidence." "ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field." "lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability." that's what you sound like.

I heard a new job title today, related to @kels316.bsky.social former profession “Grand poo bah of blowing things up” I think that should be on her business card.

Do you remember? The twenty first of September?

EVIDENCE-BASED GOOD NEWS FOR YA A new report shows that a bunch of renewable energy companies have massively improved their human rights record. This is good! And important! @reneweconomy.com.au @business-humanrights.org reneweconomy.com.au/renewable-co...

Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

I didn’t think anyone could ever do a Tasmanian representation of Fox and Mulder but I was so wrong..

This sounds familiar...

Just drove the deepal e07. Lovely build quality, fast af, good stereo, it touched me inappropriately. It feels the entire 2440kgs in its handling. It does meet all of my requirements. Just. Only just. But… yeah. Pass.

True for all values of X.

How to trap an Australian:

I'm bored. So I came online! GAH! WHO BROKE ONLINE?!? MAKE IT GO AWAY!! I think I'll go back to being bored.

This… this is how Aldi is designed to work 🤷‍♂️

Husky lyfe

"You can have one nice thing in exchange for allowing one bad thing" is a pact we should ALWAYS REJECT, because the next one will be "you can one nice thing in exchange for allowing two bad things" (and so on)

ABC news (AU) has autoplaying videos, which seems like a bad accessibility choice. Today's autoplay includes footage of genocide. Wild editorial decisions at play.

This isn’t about the moon, you just wanted to go outside, didn’t you?

“Granddad, what did you do in the Meme Wars of the 2020s?”

Narrator: It did not in fact teach them.

I would love to see this! Here's who I'd love to see cut out of depending on the taxpayer: 1. Fossil fuel 2. Mining 3. Dual Cab Utes 4. Landlords and property investors Let's encourage investing in the arts, entrepreneurship and education instead of propping up the usual suspects! #dreaming

Holy crap snow traffic is infuriating. That left turn at Cooma couldn't come soon enough.

This is surprisingly not “Carty McDrunkTank the divvy van” but to honour the fallen officer Constable David Carty.

Bwhahahaha! www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...

The modern ALP are very very bad at institutional partisan politics. It is in their BEST interests to massively EXPAND open government through FOI and concrete it in, because they govern in a way that more harm will come to the Libs then themselves. Plus it's good www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Watching a dash cam video, I've found the best type of road rage. It's Ford rAnger on rAnger. Have at it fellas!

Can you IMAGINE the obscene jail sentences that would've been rushed through parliament in the space of hours, had climate protesters done something even close to this www.sbs.com.au/news/article...

Fantablack.

I really really REALLY hope the internal govt suspicion of AI and current ring fencing of it continues long enough to see the Big Collapse and we don’t have it ingrained into our critical stuff.

I will also do literally anything to get out of a 50-minute conference call www.cnn.com/2025/08/27/u...

I love it when people have a person qualified and experienced chime in to a conversation, but this is the quality of their reply. Fucking idiots.