"We are absolutely going to have to figure out how our society adapts to *me getting insanely rich at the expense of everyone else*, but the answer is definitely not *stopping me getting insanely rich at the expense of everyone else*"

Already told my boy that if he gets lost he should go home with Legend

The Kirk misunderstanding always drove me mad. He was playing Kahn so that the latter would think the Enterprise was more damaged than it is and therefore not hurry to destroy her before she was repaired. Literally the first time we see Kirk after "KAAAAHHHNN" he's just eating an apple and chilling

🤯 One hell of an introduction to this piece by @rivkahbrown.bsky.social.🤯 novaramedia.com/2025/12/16/a...

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

AI continues to be amazingly accurate once again.

*It’s cold outside *Friends gather for a meal together *Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby *An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system Alien is a Christmas movie

I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.

Ah yes, here is more of that "too biased towards trans people" BBC content. Because if I were going to descrive Kellie-Jay Keen, I'd probably use a different description. Maybe the one Wikipedia uses, for instance. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Good lord. www.glasgowbell.co.uk/raise-the-co...

If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...

Open the page. Scroll down to the timeline. Go through the timeline. It’s… shocking

He didn't sleep very well last night. He's overtired and a bit cranky. We gave him some milk and are trying to get him to take a nap.

Hang on, this lad did 600 unpaid hours for Waitrose? Even at minimum wage that's over seven thousand pounds that he never received. Seems like there should be a term for that. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

what the fuck

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

Whenever Starmer mentions anything whatsoever to do with football (“half time oranges”) all I can think about is this

It would be so easy to start falling for left-wing conspiracy theories. They make the world seem more comforting. And yet...

Reading up on Groyper culture and things like that has made me feel more stupid and I can sense that my friends half think I'm talking nonsense or at least exaggerating when explaining it to them.

Ah yes if black and brown people throw a party we need to scan their faces. White supremacists organising a hate march do not need to worry about their privacy. The police have them covered. This btw is also why everyone arguing for digital id in this country is either naive or dangerous.

Oh no I have argued back against someone I follow on Facebook why do I do these things to myself?

And in the UK Labour are doing exactly the same thing with Reform, with exactly the same results.

My expectations of the New York Times are pretty low nowadays, but I thought they'd at least be able to tell what country Glasgow is in.

Graham Linehan once took issue with a sketch I did and tweeted about me referring to me not by name but only as to who my boyfriend was and called me an NPC ( non player character.) It was misogynistic and his “standing up for women” schtick is baloney.

Honestly the only good thing to come out of the news yesterday.

Can we not do the "everything a bad person works on must also be bad and have been bad" thing again? Because it's not true and it's damaging for future attempts to catch bad people. 1. Father Ted was very funny. 2. Toy Story is a great film. 3. Kevin Spacey is a great actor.

Me: Hmm, this seems like one of those typical conspiracy theory photos *checks who posted it* Me: I completely believe it!

"I'm just double checking to see if the non-white person living in Britain is actually British. No, I'm not racist."

American trying not to be racist keeps being extremely racist.

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

Okay, I'm going for a run, so no-one say or do anything interesting until I get back.

From this week’s Beano.

www.reddit.com/r/transgende... Guess what? The story about the trans M&S employee and the bra fitting is a pack of lies and distortions. Want to know what really happened and how colleagues stood up for her? Read her own account here.

Dropped the boy off for his first day of school, so I think that's parenting completed. ...there's more?!

Cheers, LinkedIn. I was going to go for a 200 grand salary but now I know better. Lucky escape.

Had someone on Facebook want to buy a cot bed I'd listed. Arranged to come over tonight. They sent a message asking if it was okay for their husband to come over "now". I said could they hold on 10 minutes because I was just eating dinner. And then they blocked me. I am very confused.

I don't normally get worked up by the papers, but their attempts to make Trump look statesman like and to present his barely coherent ramblings as pearls of wisdom have made me feel ill.

The Courier reports on Sandie Peggie's racist posts, where she used the term "p*kis" and said that, following devistating floods, Pakistan looked like a "giant bowl of coco pops". Sandie Peggie is supported in her case by Sex Matters. www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/politics/...

So, like, did no-one get a promotion after their shows ended? Surely Nog was a Captain within 5 years of the war ending.

Newsletter: This is the Hater's Guide To The AI Bubble: genAI is nothing like Uber or Amazon Web Services, there are no profitable genAI companies, agents do not and cannot exist, there is no AI SaaS story, and everything rides - and dies - on selling GPUs. www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...

Im going to liveblog a viewing of Braveheart, a film I as a Scot have a very weird relationship with. It came out in 1995 and for the first time people really voted for the Scottish National Party lol

About to go on the Octonauts ride at Alton Towers and I'm once again reminded that Kwazii has 5 confirmed kills.

Them (before): you've moving to Scotland? But it's colder up there? How will you cope? Me (now): Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha.

JK reading that article about Stephen Fry...

Okay, Like a Dragon was amazing but I'm having to fight the urge to go straight in to either Infinite Wealth or The Man Who Erased His Name as I know two Yakuza games in a row is too much. But I really wanna. I'm astonished they managed to replace one of the best characters in gaming with another.

As 'gotchas' go, "I willingly supported someone I knew was involved in major child trafficking crimes but actively kept it under wraps until now" is... an atypical approach, I'll say that much