"Suddenly, I feel a calming hand on my left hindquarter. I look down, and there’s Sam Neill. He smiled at me and, with a kindness in his voice unmatched by any other actor alive or dead, said, 'It’s ok. You can do this. Don’t act like you’re shaking the cup, shake the cup.'" 🥹

Mitch is alive and well... and in perfect hibernation 🎬 #filmsky #moviesky #cinema

No one can ever make the music that they imagine in their head. Even if they have endless talent and gear and minions, it’s always compromised or altered in order to enter reality. Sometimes it’s much better as a result. But the music you can hear is usually the sound of someone being thwarted.

Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.

On recognizing the humanity of immigrants 💗

“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas” Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.

Trump recently called for Democrats to be hanged, pardoned violent insurrectionists, mocked the attack on Paul Pelosi, and encouraged violence against his critics. The majority is sick of MAGA's bad faith bullshit. Don't give them an inch. Oh, and #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Ok ok. Reincarnate me as an eagle please

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Dear Dems: Zohran Mamdani has established that you can talk to the other side without compromising your principles. STOP throwing immigrants under the bus. STOP throwing trans people under the bus. Advocate for Medicare for all. Tell Russia and Israel to fuck off. Admit climate change is real.

I don’t care how urgent, world-shattering, or bog-standard important the information is, if you present it to me while holding a small fuzzy mic, I’m not going to listen to a single word. You’re not Ernie Pyle, clip the damned mic to your shirt or jacket. Sheesh.

They line up perfectly.

Killing people in detention camps. Killing kids through anti-vaccine terrorism. Killing poor Americans through starvation. Killing ACA recipients by making health care and meds unaffordable. This regime is a death march, full stop.

Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi

NYT: A wise and deeply moving letter to the editor from a retired history teacher Liz Zucker. “Ignorance is not bliss. It’s just ignorance.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/o...

Repost this everywhere you’re active on social media. Send to your friends and family who aren’t.

It’s beginning to look as though Ken Starr (an Epstein buddy, as it turns out) went after the wrong President for the wrong blow job. But what do I know?

[Enter two other Senators with a Messenger.] THIRD SENATOR Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files As full as thy report?

"A promise of a vote on healthcare"

we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse

Birds of a feather

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

Hold food drives as close to Mara Lago as you can florida.

Hey Democratic leadership. Here is the message, and it's the ONLY message. Full stop.

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

This Is It Top Gun Trump thought Kenny Loggins would say "I'm alright" having "Danger Zone" playing in a video where he turns a peaceful protest into Pooh Corner. That's what a fool believes, Donald. Kenny may have a footloose, but he doesn't have a screw loose. by Maureen Dowd

Alright, George. When may I expect my check? #nokings

ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown: tinyurl.com/37euaejk

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

O.M.G.

Don’t tell me I was the only kid that would put my tongue on a 9-volt battery to see if it was good. 😂

Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets. • Joy Reid • Don Lemon • Melissa Harris-Perry • Tiffany Cross • Jemele Hill • Marc Lamont Hill • Karen Attiah • Amber Ruffin

My dog suffers from Attention Deficit Disorder (that’s him in my profile pic). When he’s not getting enough attention, he’s disorderly. Correction: my whole household suffers from my dog’s Attention Deficit Disorder.

Lack of access to birth control and safely-performed abortions is the number one cause of Republicans.

Which?

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, put them in this van.”