"A promise of a vote on healthcare"

we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse

Birds of a feather

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

Hold food drives as close to Mara Lago as you can florida.

Hey Democratic leadership. Here is the message, and it's the ONLY message. Full stop.

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

This Is It Top Gun Trump thought Kenny Loggins would say "I'm alright" having "Danger Zone" playing in a video where he turns a peaceful protest into Pooh Corner. That's what a fool believes, Donald. Kenny may have a footloose, but he doesn't have a screw loose. by Maureen Dowd

Alright, George. When may I expect my check? #nokings

ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown: tinyurl.com/37euaejk

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

O.M.G.

Don’t tell me I was the only kid that would put my tongue on a 9-volt battery to see if it was good. 😂

Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets. • Joy Reid • Don Lemon • Melissa Harris-Perry • Tiffany Cross • Jemele Hill • Marc Lamont Hill • Karen Attiah • Amber Ruffin

My dog suffers from Attention Deficit Disorder (that’s him in my profile pic). When he’s not getting enough attention, he’s disorderly. Correction: my whole household suffers from my dog’s Attention Deficit Disorder.

Lack of access to birth control and safely-performed abortions is the number one cause of Republicans.

Which?

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, put them in this van.”

$50 says that’s Stephen Miller wearing his skin

Not sure Zelenskyy should commit to paying $100bn to the US for security garauntees until he's shopped around and seen if protection is being offered at a more affordable price by other players in the space such as the Cosa Nostra, the Crips or the Triads.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Just a song from 23 years ago that somehow remains as true as the day I wrote it, more's the pity. youtu.be/-ATN07XOGn0?...

sandwich guy got charged with one count of monte cristo

Time to revive this classic WAPO image, 2017. Greedy Old Perverts protecting pedos.

And like so many @anntelnaes.bsky.social is independent now.

Growing up, I attended Sunday school every week. My teachers were Bill Watterson, Gary Trudeau, Berkeley Breathed, Charles M. Schulz, and Gary Larson. The best part was being able to show up in my pajamas and eat pancakes during class.

I wish private equity could buy climate change so it would stop working

Dissent is patriotic. We have a right to disagree and dissent with those in power and demand a better world.

Good morning blue sky

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.