Why are you giving them a platform? I thought you were on my side! How am I supposed to pay for my stuff now?

Great quote, quoted by someone with a great last name.

Outrageous corruption, and it looks like he was saved from prosecution for it by even more corrupt DOJ appointees--one of whom Republicans later rewarded with a lifetime judicial appointment.

Announcing something exciting! We can flip the Kansas First, and eliminate the GOP majority in Congress. Can you imagine a better or more important time to do it? colinforkansas.com

"A moment of silence, please." <silence> "NOW ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?!?!?!"

Monty Python’s Life of Gary.

I don’t know if you all remember, but Sharice Davids was reelected in Kansas even after the GOP gerrymandered her district…

The Health Patrol with Mitch Rangler: Seed Oils Are Killing Us All! "Seed oils must undergo a refining process, which includes bleaching, deodorizing, strip mining, and fracking, in order to improve their taste, color, and shelf life." www.knudsensnews.com/post/the-hea...

Seed oils are toxic and are snuck onto grocery store shelves by liberals in direct defiance of RFK’s edicts. Skink oil is the absolute gold standard for tooth detox, but in this economy, many of my patients have turned to the oils of members of the Squamata order. Curse those gosh-darned Tariffs!!!

Not a third-rate country if you just fire the guy who rates countries

Posted to Twitter ~5 years ago @grantritchey.bsky.social

Every day is Father’s Day when your kids are as amazing as mine!

Hush your mouth, Dr. Jones! My new laser isn’t going to pay for itself!

Our nightly patrol on @universityofkansas.bsky.social campus tonight revealed no squirrel incursions. Jayhawks can sleep warm and safe in their beds tonight, thanks to Tater and Junebug.

*CRISIS AVERTED* On a stroll through the beautiful, deserted @‪universityofkansas.bsky.social‬ campus last night, faithful guard hounds Tater & Junebug spotted a squirrel preparing to attack our Chancellor's House. Acting quickly, they treed the squirrel & saved the Hill (and maybe several lives)!

Can someone get that boy some ivermectin to calm him down please?

What's wild is the public facing rationale for this is their impact on the 'microbiome'. This is influencer-level logic. The gut microbiome and related metrics are not health outcomes in and of themselves (they're mediators of health outcomes). They're not even good surrogate health outcomes.

More Cardiologists Recommend Open-Heart Kinesiology Taping "According to Fishman, integrative cardiothoracic surgery combines traditional Western surgical practice with alternative approaches like open-heart taping, open-heart acupressure, and open-heart Reiki. www.knudsensnews.com/post/more-ca...

The newborn screening advisory committee was cut. These people are monsters. www.medpagetoday.com/special-repo...

Top to bottom: Gary: WTF is going on? Junie: I want in. Gary: I want out. Tater: WTF is going on?

Holy Woo Batman! Wait until you read this exposé on Joe Mercola by Jonathan Jarry. Worthy of a @60minutes.bsky.social feature, it outlines in excruciating detail the strange and nefarious workings of one of history's biggest alternative medicine grifters. www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/...

Washing (and vacuuming) the car with Tater and Junebug is fun but challenging.

I’ll see your Schmitt and Hawley and raise you Moran and Marshall.

I am working feverishly with my Canadian colleague @dentistbob.bsky.social to draft a joint Canadian-US bill to assure the citizens of both countries that as long as the two of us have breaths in our alveoli and pulses in our radial arteries, there will be NO tariffs on teeth!!! WHO'S WITH US?!?!

Remember when Lorne Michaels offered the Beatles $3000 to reunite on SNL? Maybe he could offer Putin the same amount if he turns over the dirt he has on Trump.

HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT? Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.

We drove hours to see our senator, and he didn't even stay an hour. He blamed his constituents for thinking of themselves as infallible, Biden for not supporting Ukraine, Zelenskyy for getting yelled at, immigrants for measles, and foreigners for USAID cuts. Arrogant, cowardly, and hypocritical.

Roger the cowardly bootlicker avoids his own constituents’ questions.

I don't know. The National Parks and Mandy come from vastly different backgrounds, but if it's meant to be, I think they have a chance!

After sub-zero temps in LFK last week, it was almost 70° yesterday, so I decided to take Tater, Junebug, Gary, and Gary on a walk!

Perfect response, Brooklynne! lol

When is Our Great Leader going to change the name of New Mexico to New America? It's long overdue!!

Tater and Junebug helping with snow removal.

This country really needs Up with People right now.

IT’S GAME DAY!! GO CHIEFS!! ❤️💛❤️💛🏈🏆

KC Licks! Right?

Come on, Mexico. You know you wanna...

More like Bidunka, amirite?? #RockChalk