Defeat.

Getting electrolytes by drinking my tears

Ugliest white mfs are always culture vultures like why do u have that ugly ass mullet and GRILLS .. girl — 😭😭😭

Slow ass glacial ass dumb ass week

Leftist date idea: we buy guns together

Putting on my Sunday morning playlist for vibrational osmosis so I don’t feel like k*****g myself anymore

“My soul needs some soup” haha that’s awesome but personally my soul needs to be shot

Packing a to go lunch for the club bc i know im gonna get hungies

you wake up for the day and wish it was a different day

Packing a to go lunch for the club bc i know im gonna get hungies

As this country collapses I’m asking people for referrals to wherever they work bc I can’t afford to be unemployed. Lmfao. All of this is so shit.

The arrests of Don Lemon, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lundy are unacceptable and a clear violation of the Constitution. This is a dangerous abuse of power that threatens the rights of every single American. They must be released immediately.

Potato!!!:)

Puppies with the pearly whites like ofc I’m jealous lemme see them shits

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don't ever lol me unless it's an honest-to-god lol. you do me a great dishonor by deceiving me, by spending my cherished trust on something so puny and querulous as a cheap lie about whether thy laughter was freely given

Draped in gold.

“Funemployment.” Actually nothing about not being able to afford rent is fun.

Greatest mystery of all.

abolish the whole hydra. spend my taxes on healthcare and solar power

Kirkland Signature hard seltzers suck man idk

How to Normal

Realizing that your best is not enough is a tough one.

The irony of it all.

The sound of white ppl laughing ……. Awfully suspicious

who is j*e b*d*n and why am I censoring this bich

Thought this said “get busy luvn” and was like Hell Yeah So True

“racially ambiguous” whole time it’s just some italian

I understand many mixtures of foods and ingredients look nasty but I can’t help but think how bizarre it is that there can still be artificial dyes in vitamins and supplements. Lmao. No wonder Americans have such fucked up guts.

Supporting Dr*ke in the lord’s year of 2026 is lowkenuinely so i*r**li

Traumatized. I see a see a sentence start with “A” and I think yall are talkin about those clankers again. Completely and utterly traumatized.

There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good. This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it. A thread on how to do that 🧵

I LOVE BEETS

consider. knuck tats that read jeez. gosh.

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Is South Asia the Mexico of Asia

Not me doing my ducking recruiters job because 1. I’m desperate for a job 2. Bc she’s nice 😭😭😭

idea: knuck tats that read “fuck me:(“

Everyone sicky ! I go out once and now I sicky too for 3rd time in 3 months !! Don’t piss me OFF Sigh

U know what they say un tamal al día …….

Rabies

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

Top left wisdom tooth pain ab to take me out man my game is over

Top left wisdom tooth pain ab to take me out man my game is over

“Alcoholic” to everyone who doesn’t live in the city “just a silly lil guy who’s down to clown” to everyone else

“Love is having a moment! Yours could be next” do not make me find u and kill u

They don't tell you this but the most difficult thing about being non-binary is not having a part to sing in "Hey Ya!"