Nicholas Grossman 2 months ago
How to Be a Real Man, 2026 GOP Edition:
-Drink whiskey, smoke cigars, make sure it's on camera
-Claim you'd kill for your kids, but barely parent
-Say you could beat up a bear
-Say an out-of-shape 80-year-old can beat you up
-Express pants-wetting fear of cities
-Be an asshole to women
-Whine a lot
add a skeleton here at some point