By the Gods, so it’s true. Their aim is horrendous.

Ah! Well then dearest, I believe that’s to be expected when you sneak up on them. Now— was their aim as shitty as the movies show? ( 🤔 * )

even when you ran away, you did it with a smile.

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That’s not a lot but it’s concerning it happened twice.

Note to self, make sure to get another copy of the house key.

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⭒˚‧ ︵‿⭒ཐིཋྀ 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒

[ 𝘿𝘼𝙃𝙇𝙄𝘼, 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙀 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙍𝙄𝙏. ] ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ꜱᴏᴜʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ. - NO LEWD! - 18+ writer - Crack / Banter / Serious ʜᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ꜱᴏ ʙʟɪɴᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴄʏɴɪᴄᴀʟ?

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windy. one of these days im going to write him in the midst of work and thw only thing keeping him going and focused is repeating “i love my wife” and glancing at a picture of theseus the entire time

‍ ‍ I LOVED YOU LIKE THE SUN .ᐟ ‍ ‍

Blessing @forgivemedarling.bsky.social for the next 3 days. No reason in particular.

windy. SHE DEVATED SWIPING LEFT DIM GONNA

Hehehehe

( Oh how she teases him— he missed it. Recollect yourself Odysseus, fish those utensils out and offer one to your wife. ) And the table-desk is set, shall we dig in?

windy. I’m about to be SOOOO funny

windy. everytime i see it i freeze a bit

( He could feel it, her tone gives her away— there’s an amused huff from Odysseus’ lips. ) In that case, I’ll set up dinner. ( Moving for the Thai bag, taking out the separate containers. )

windy. NOT THE BIG BOY TJING AGAIN

windy. pluto laughing behind the screen rn

< ( His ears are burning! )

Yes, of course. ( He’ll set them aside for later, clearing his desk for the date. ) ( Faltering, ahem- ) I rather we sit together. I would like to hear about your day thus far, my dear.

windy. jokes on you i write a 4.5 b year old yearner, i got this in the bag

windy. THE SIDE EYEING HELP?

Thai— amazing, it sure smells amazing. ( His stomach agrees, FINALLY making complaints about his lack of nutrition today. ) ( Dinner date- his eyes lit up. ) Perfect, I would love to.

Yes, so very busy— ( Whoops! He should probably get to these.. later. ) So very busy I had forgotten about dinner entirely, where has the time gone? Apologies, T.

windy. remember when i said yearner

< ( Has unfinished paperwork, someone’s been too busy daydreaming about his wife. )

windy. teehees!

𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗹, 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝗜 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝗽𝘀.

windy. we don’t waste time here when we find out we won’t outlive the love of our life okay

windy. odysseus: oh! you’re immortal too? theseus: apparently!

windy. HE DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS ALSO AN IMMORTAL- he definitely wouldn’t have faked his death if he knew theseus was like him, guaranteed would have wifed her up on the spot, i’ll love you till the stars collapse

windy. I went from a favorite to a HATE HATE HATE 😔

𝓦𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓶𝓮 𝓾𝓹 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻. #RWBYRP / #MVRP Focused -All Volumes -Multi-Ship -Serious/Crack -Adult Writer

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windy. Account officially under new management babes 😚