So fuckin' noisy.

Oh, what the fuck.

❓

🫩

What the hell.

I won't be answering any texts.

All bark and no bite.

I need Donna to beat you all up.

?

The

"Mami... I need... a custom... dagger..." Type type type type. "Infused... with... Green K... if that's... possible... folded hands emoji."

I'm losing my patience wallah.

INSANE.

Better than divorced three times without ever really dating, ig.

*Husband.

Once upon a time Dick forgot to pick me up from school because he was on a date with that bastard in Big Belly Burger out of all places and it was RAINING.

I can take care of myself, but that's sweet of you.

Die.

Roy Harper, how do you want to die.

C'mon, say it again.

Oh, really? Is that what we're going with?

What, like it's illegal?

Right. And you sound very nervous, husband.

Yeah?

Because I'm your husband? I don't know, man.

Would be weird if you haven't been ngl.

That's CRAZY WORK.

💭: I broke it.

// mind you i always say "mind the tags‼️" and he reads that with his own free will

Fucking hypocrite.

So glad I go to therapy.

It has a bomb wired in it.

What the fuck is this conversation.

🤨

What is this nerd on.

// dude

🫤

Yeah. It's in my office.

Who's going to tell them...

Exactly. It's No Noise November.

Stop this ominous talk and I might actually make creme brulee. 🤷‍♂️

In front of my fried rice?

Anyway.

NOT hearing all that.

// i left to get late lunch???? MARS????

𝘒𝘺𝘭𝘦. 𝘌𝘢𝘵.

Yeah, yeah. Shut up and eat.

Breakfast is ready, uh, babe.

Sigh.