I’m itching for a fight! Someone punch me!

Mutant discrimination exists? In the big 2026?

What I am about to do has not been approved by the Vatican.

bros got a flaming frank

do you perhaps have an announcement to make ?

I've always been kind of a slut.

// leo takes “shitposting” TOO LITERALLY

you nasty fucks. YES YOU, THE PERSON READING THIS.

Ooo a campfire ! Anyone got marshmallows ?

i like to think it cancels out and acts like communion bread. totally tasteless with a hint of cardboard.

like that one ayesha erotica song

Thanks :)

Wallahi i’m cooked

Man. Horse. What’s the meaning of it all.

Respectfully, I’d rather give a blowjob to a cactus while suspended by live jumper cables.

Wanna make out ?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

ong ?

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doomed yaoi on the timeline

some kind of new levels of autism are being made here

ask my mun, idk.

or snort him

You did NOT say you like LAMEPOOL over there better than moi !!

I’ll be the first to say it. My mun can’t write me for shit!

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Excuse you, it took a LOT of people to stain this suit red, thank you very much. I like to think of it as ✨practical✨ rather than whatever insect thing you got going on bug boy.

The name’s Deadpool, nice to meet’cha!

Man I wish

Is there anything else you wanna add Dr Obvious?

[ EVENT STARTED!!! ]

Almost ! Good thing I’m flexible like that huh ? ( WINK WINK )

Unfortunate , but understandable . Totally didn’t get sawed in half , though that would’ve been wicked . Wish the fight was longer, but normal people are just so .. flammable :(