First trailer for the final ‘JACKASS’ movie, featuring: • A robot giving a rectal exam with its hand caked in peanut butter • A electric shock collar on someone's penis before hitting a metal pole • An escape room featuring an electric chair In theaters on June 26.

Lissa’s sexy golden knight ♥️ @chelleslilmuses.bsky.social

This movie is stressing me the heck out!!!

@chelleslilmuses.bsky.social BLESSED / STRANGER THINGS AU: Isabel had heard things about her new doctor but she was nervous about how he’d react, especially considering she’s showing a little earlier than usual. Was he nice? She thought to herself.

To be clear: season one of Welcome to Derry DID surprise me but Andres and Barbara’s other works will NOT and are NOT getting my support!

OH MY GOD FINALLY! The book FREAKED me out!

cop thrillers slash crime docs this week! 🍿

@chelleslilmuses.bsky.social BLESSED / STRANGER THINGS AU: Isabel had been a wreck the whole week. She kept having a peculiar dream of an angel leading her outside and then weeks after, she felt sick and pains.. horrible sharpening pains appeared in her stomach. She had taken the day off to see~

For Cedric’s eyes only 💋😘 @chelleslilmuses.bsky.social

@chelleslilmuses.bsky.social :

Looks like the magical lovebirds had a little photo session♥️

@chelleslilmuses.bsky.social : Grace is currently trying to relive tension with Danny since they decided to invite Lissa and her fiancé over for dinner. “Look Lissa says he’s a good guy and he makes her happy. Just get to know him. He’s.. he’s not like you know who.” “Who?” Bob asks curiously.

⠀⠀⠀⠀Married rich. ⠀⠀⠀⠀Picked the wrong card. ⠀⠀⠀⠀Played hide and seek with my in-laws until sunrise. ⠀⠀⠀⠀ I won. #readyornotrp #horrorrp

A springtime kiss between a warlock and his fiancée the songbird. @chelleslilmuses.bsky.social :

@chelleslilmuses.bsky.social It looks like Lissa is wearing Mother Earth today..

Watch the first trailer for #Clayface. The new DC horror film is in theaters October 23.

@chelleslilmuses.bsky.social : Isabel had a weird dream last night, involving a house with a stained glass rose window door.

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@chelleslilmuses.bsky.social :

Lissa’s dearest golden knight ♥️

Wow I knew it CLAYFACE looks siiick… horror vibes #filmsky

temp pin . The Amazing Spider-Man . ( JMS , vol 2 portrayal . ) -penned by ryu . -dm's open, mdni! -crossover friendly. -lit and adv. lit. - #marvelrp

@chelleslilmuses.bsky.social It appears Lissa went to a tasting for wine for the wedding next month. And also to grab some for their home.

@chelleslilmuses.bsky.social :

The ray of sunshine starring in your bad dreams..

OOOOOH REVOLUTION!!!

Yeaaah imma enjoy watching Heather’s downfall the most! Also her scenes with Buck.. 🤮🤮🤮

At least the governor lady seems nice.

Casually praying for the downfall of all of the players of Team Fisk as we speak!

I don’t blame Karen for being pissed off!

MOTHER JESSICA IS BACK!!!

// Lissa Russell in her Thunderbolts / Daredevil Born Again era

My only condition is that they cast Mia Goth as Sally.

Looks like a certain magic man got ahold of Lissa’s camera.. ♥️💋

New posters for ‘SPIDER-NOIR’. Releasing May 27 on Prime Video.

@chelleslilmuses.bsky.social : “I feel good honestly.” Isabel says with a smile. “Really good to be fair.”

#MCM goes to Lissa’s magic man and her sexy badass golden knight! 🥰♥️

@chelleslilmuses.bsky.social :

On the Criterion Channel, check out SWEETIE, one of Elisabeth's great Closet Picks! ✨

@chelleslilmuses.bsky.social Isabel’s ready for her checkup, curious about what to name her baby. Plus she gets to see Henry again.

@chelleslilmuses.bsky.social “It does sound wonderful..” Lissa is still in the throes of enjoying her birthday gifts when she’s told she has a visitor at work.

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021), directed by Dean Fleischer Camp; written by Dean Fleischer Camp, Jenny Slate, Nick Paley boxd.it/wMAk

A springtime bride to be..

@chelleslilmuses.bsky.social JEKYLL / HYDE AU: Lissa couldn’t stop thinking about her wedding. Humming happily on her walk, she stopped when she heard a twig snap. She froze before going on her way, going to tend to her children.

#SeductiveSunday; Light and darkness hiding within..