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It's lousy... Bruce Wayne's new dame! Bruce Wayne, Gotham's Playboy! Batman the... schmuck.

I said no one.

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Name a good choice.

Why does my dad have the worst taste....

No one's allowed to hit on my dad.

Stop hitting on my dad...

Ew don't talk to me.

BOY KISSER. 🫵

Harlot.

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Batman the harlot fruitcake.. With the worst taste!!!

"My dad is a harlot.. and a fruitcake!"

Packing his bags. "I'm going back to being an orphan..."

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Skeptical — quizzical, the boy's face scrunched up as he took in what information he could. Not on the origins of Kon himself, but why Superman was a frequent house guest. "Can't seem to make much heads or tails of it. Someone liking Bruce? Well, I guess they are good chums." ++

// life's hard when you're 13 and your dad is the biggest fruit in gotham and youre the only one who doesnt know

// hehehehehe

The moment Kon had mentioned he'd heard of Dick & he were famous, the young boy's cheeks dusted to pink. Bashful at the thought that in just a year's time of becoming Robin, people did know his name. "Shucks.." "Kon, huh? Conner. Superboy.. I didn't know about you before." ++

"New one?? There's only one Robin! That's me! The one and only— Batman's greatest sidekick!" Taking an immediate, combative stance, fists raised in the ready. "I take out the goons that think they can run rampant in the Gotham streets!! But you know Batman, you know the Wayne manor.." ++

// weekend to-do list My replies I owe Redo my Tim account Do something horrendous

"Makeup?? Gee whiz, you're a weird one! The influence of drugs on the youth is increasing, and it's sad." "Holy crackpipes, Batman!" The plate scraped clean — This kid had no filter.. "I am a regular kid. As regular as you can be when you're the one and only Robin! Boy Wonder! Who're you..?!"

Slow turn towards the — Wait, who was this guy? A hoodlum? Looks like angst and rebellion wrapped in one. Punk Superman? "They're nasty."

scraping a plate of Alfred's cucumber sandwhiches into the trash.

"Look up. It's- 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉!"

// the tuna at work today taste like cat food im ngl...

// so many replies to do across my accounts But i have 0 energy this week. Social battery is low too from work <\3

"Straightfoward sure is a nice way of saying you're an a—" "...A bully. There's nothing wrong with how I talk, it's just how I talk."

// I don't want to be at work. I want to be an annoying little lad.

He got scared because he watched Dracula last night..

I would tell him they're nasty because they're nasty! School's hard, I mean it isn't.. not the work. But the teachers! And some of the jerks have some kinda bone to pick with me 'cause I'm Bruce Wayne's kid. And if you get any calls just know it was well deserved...!

"Well, I don't normally pick fights with just anyone. But you're starting to be a real pain.." "But Batman says I'm not supposed to hurt anyone except the bad guys. You're not a bad guy, but you don't seem like a nice one either!"

// gn everyone <3

They're the worst, if I had to pick between Alfred's cucumber sandwiches and a plate of mud, I'm taking the mud..! Huh? Oh.. I don't have any. I mean besides you and Alfred! We're friends.

But I want ice cream.

Shoot. Guess I have no choice but to actually do the essay, huh?? Justice is served..and it tastes like a plate of Alfred's cucumber sandwiches.. blech.. [ Record scratch. ] Invite friends? ....... [ Pondering, pondering ] I don't have any friends.

Rats.. Outsmarted by the Batman again. I sure would hate to be a bad guy against you. Plans foiled again! There's no place to hide now, dastardly villain! Give it up! For Batman is on the move! BOOM! WHAM-O! KAPOW! Batman's done it again!

Or..Consider this! I vant to suck your blood..! Blahh blah..!! I am Count Dracula..!

No, you can't! I mean, you can't right now. Because uh. It's an essay! A long essay. Too long to read. But hey! I bet we can put on a good Halloween movie! I wanna watch Dracula!

"It ain't old timey..! It's how everyone talks..!" "Really cruisin' for a bruisin', guy."

My uh.. my. Yep..! All done. Every last bit.. Don't even worry about it.

I'm gonna beat up the Joker!