((Something about telling Mars she will cough blood in 3 days... From Superman's account, no less. Feels kinda like sacrilege.

𝑨𝒏 𝑼𝒏𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒆𝒕 𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅. ---> 𝘈 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘒𝘦𝘯𝘵 / 𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯!

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒖𝒏 ☀️. ---> 𝘈 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘒𝘦𝘯𝘵 / 𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯!

((Cheese omelette 😋

[Heavy sigh. Another nod.] Yes, Bruce. We're clear. Crystal.

((Okay, that planetfucker thing made me so distracted with the giggles. Let me lock in now

((I will play amongst Krypton's sands. I will be the ultimate planetsexual

((YAOI SLOP??? HELP. ME

((That's it, I'm gonna drop a planetsexual oc

((GUYS, I'M LOSING MY MIND

((Nevermind. It was a reddit ACCOUNT. not a community

((Bewitched by the dryads...I understand... I got curious and googled it and there's a whole damn reddit community dedicated to the term??

((Now I'm picturing that...I didn't know that was a thing... What do you do-? Dig a hole in the sand and stick your thing in it? Hump on rock formations-?

((Watching for Kal's reaction when he finds out Clark was married to this world's version of Agent Lane.

((I heard that in Gal Gadot's fucked voice, I need to be murdered

OKAY, HELL NO

((HELPPPP ME

Yeah, and after the redemption arc, there's usually the...fucked up romance arc

Superboy Prime...do not send out artistic renditions of my misery from the beautiful, wonderful comic Batman: Wayne Family Adventures and- Yeah. Go get yoinked.

((THAT PANEL IS FREAKY AS HELL LMAOO

[There was no argument to be made. All points were true. Nothing to do for it except to nod glumly.] Yes, yes. I understand. Nothing slips past you.

One moment-

[Wipes tears.] Darling Robin. [HIC-]

Ahem. It was a rampage. A stampede by Killer Croc, you understand. You were-hum, I'm actually not sure where you were. And he wanted 𝘺𝘰𝘶, you see. Wanted to speak with you. That is the backstory. With it being obvious I pretended to be you. So I needed the Batmobile.

❝ 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆. . . ❞

I'm bad at lying-? But I prepared a whole backstory and everything... (💔)

((I was gonna say something else but 7AM is too early to be vulgar. Check back later

((I could take him

((Halloween event: DEAD Clark Kent

Thank you, Dick...

Ahem. It was a rampage. A stampede by Killer Croc, you understand. You were-hum, I'm actually not sure where you were. And he wanted 𝘺𝘰𝘶, you see. Wanted to speak with you. So I...borrowed things. The damage isn't too bad. I'll help you fix it. Or pay up. Whichever you'd prefer.

Shh, Deathstroke. It's past your bedtime.

I- I did not realize you could fire me-?

I did. I'm terribly sorry.

Ahem. Bruce, 𝘐 accidentally crashed your Batmobile. I am sorry.

♇ᡣ𐭩 A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸 A minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain semi-lewd themes; multi-ship.

💭: Did Oliver call me pale? 💭: Pale like vanilla-?

((Cue Alfred coming in with a tray full of them

Batober... Is that like bi visibility week?

...what-tober-?

Ollie...?

ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏғ sᴜᴘᴇʀʙᴏʏ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇʀ ᴋᴇɴᴛ sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛʀʏ ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs

That looks lovely!

((Okay...that's all out of me for tonight...sleepy...Leo out 😴

Ahh, the youngest. He's a darling.