Terry.

His mobility would be limited, but Bruce wouldn't mind. The ingredients were close enough within his reach. "Sunny side up it is," he gave the boy's head a light pat before starting to get to work. First, the toasts and then the egg.

Bruce chuckled, ruffling his son's hair as he walked by. Bruce was more than willing to cook. Anything to make Dick not eat chips for breakfast. "Sunny side up? Scrambled?" he asked, opening the fully stocked fridge.

😮‍💨

✋😮‍💨🤚

It's been three thousand years.

🫩

🦇👩 🥬🥦🥕🫛🍅

// light day for dee

// thank god he's back to work

Cassandra heard that. Look what you've all done.

Small, yet unmistakable. For a split second, Bruce froze before gaining his composure. "Where did you find that?"

((IV...who did Mars get pregnant now...

...𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘴.

// one sec, my back huuuurts

"I know, chum," he chuckled, choosing to play along. "Hangover breakfast, then? Eggs and toast?"

"I'm sure you are..."

💭 This bitch.

Happily?

// 😭😭😭 Pierrot pls think about steveprime

// THAT WAS LEO OMGGFFFGGGG

// "but dee, you gave him full reign—" i'm aware of what i did and i won't revoke his access

// PIERROT DON'T DO THIS TO ME

// on today's episode of the atrocity Leo wrote that i didn't know

?

I tried eating it, and they put me in the hospital for a stomach wash. That's the day I found out...I am an omega...

[Blowing at a smoking gun. Putting it away before anyone can notice.] So sad. I will miss him.

The inexplicably pregnant part isn't pointed at all... [Slow stare in Tim's direction.]

Imagine getting shot in the big almost-2026. Next person to get shot or inexplicably pregnant is being removed from the will.

With me.

Damian.

🙎‍♂️

Dick has a point.

Yes, yes... We take you very seriously. I do.

Don't call me, I'm working overtime.

I heard Dick signed you up for classes. I hope you'll do better.

𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.

What I'm trying to say is that you 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 should be more 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 with your decisions and what you let the little ones do.

I took Dick in when I was young, but the circumstances were different. And I had help. A lot of it. Bringing another life is not a simple matter.

He has a point.

Lonnie is right.

// hold, gang. i'm still waking up

Good talk.

It has. You, in particular, just make my blood boil.

... I wish you'd stop talking nonsense.