// Thinking that Vlad's Halloween event will be October 25th-26th

Long time favorites of mine.

Pumpkin Ass, the little pony. Very pleasant.

Oh you know.. Sparkle Dash, Pumpkin Ass. They are all so cute.

So, what you are saying.. Is that you hate me. Very well, I see. I knew this day would come upon us. The love of my life, my dearest Richard Grayson— shall drive stake through my heart by dusk. No more shall be of Vlad Tepes Dracula.

Pitiful. For now is the time to act, the month of the harvest is upon us — our harvest. The best time to blend in with little to no questions. We must act and we must feast. Give in to carnal desire and fill your ravenous belly with the lifeblood of the mortals.

I prefer Richard.

But I want some Richard..

Feast and be free.

A cup of Joe.

Drinking a cup of Joe.

// Named Joe

// yea soup 🥰

<— Very full of "soup".

I have a strange feeling someone, somewhere is mocking me. They will perish.

You've tempted them to sin.

// "Just Pyro" <\3

You SICK FREAK. You're paying child support.

// SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID

You're not allowed by Batilda. Harlot.

My babies will feast on the blood of the weak and innocent

😡

...Don't say that.

It is MY month!

Dick can't stop me from consuming all of you.

// Also also. Message to all my pals. There WILL be a Dracula Halloween event <3 A party. I have to work out the details but I am hoping to have it if not ON Halloween which is a Friday, then a few days before???

We shall drain the mortals from every last drop of their blood and reign supreme!

𝐈𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐓 𝐢 𝐦 𝐞

I don't like to leave me home because I don't want to expose my children to so many stupid, ugly people.

"Drat—!" He's spilled coffee beans all over the floor this morning , he'll just swiftly pick them up & ... "One..two..three...four.. five—"

A break? I suppose there's enough bottles filled there I don't need to act as...well — their juicebox. [ How the tables had turned in a twisted game of fate, to think he had come full circle.. but wouldn't change it for the world. ] I hate being away from them too long, though.

I, VLAD TEPES DRACULA, SHALL NOT BE SUBDUED!

Very well. I promise. 💭 no I don't.

Never. I enjoy ugly things and I also enjoy my incredibly attractive, supple, husband

I like ugly things.

The babies love them.

......150

It's only a few

Just a small collection.

I have been splurging as of late.. In Dick's absence I have begun a collection of these little creatures. It's quite a hobby. Very time consuming. They call them blind boxes.