— 𝐈 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐃𝐨 𝐈𝐭 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 ... A Bernard Dowd Solo;

"𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈."

Can you call me that one more time? I wasn't loved as a child so this is very sexually exciting for me.

Look at this idiot, man. Corny. (I love him so bad).

Look, man. I've been useful my whole life! While Tim's been out there risking his life for everyone since he was a kid! He means everything to me... And I know he's bound to find out and I know he'll be worried sick and pissed about it. ++

Exhausted & overworked, Beenard had finally taken time to himself in order to relax given his new ... lifestyle he'd taken up. His body sore & draped along his couch until the knock would pull him to his feet immediately. "Coming..!" An all too quick & nervous answer. ++

Look, I know it's bad but what was I meant to do? I've been training for years ever since my .. whole cult thing. I wasn't going to stay being the damsel needing saved by Robin and Co. I've handled it! Tim's benched and needs to stay benched! ++

Are you kidding me? You're kidding me right now? Jason Todd, Red Hood is scolding me???? This is going in my diary later.. [ A drawn out groan ] You're not— No! Absolutely not! You're not telling Tim about this, he'll flip out! No one can know...! ++

....... Anyway. Good talk, Jason! Good to see you're still hot. On that note, I have to go feed my codependent speedster.

....Virgin late night study sessions. They don't know I fuck. It's fine. Helping them pass biology. It's rough times in classes these days.

I think Tim would still hit me if given the chance and Thad would totally rock my shit in the not so fun way. He's cranky because I haven't been cooking ever since I started doing v— ... Longer study sessions for college.

REMEMBER SON... DYING IS GAY.

Hi, baby. I miss you.

Gonna touch his boobs ...

<— Ready to send Jason flowers

Another sleepless night for Bernard, exhausted & sore. A few cuts & bruises on his face but nothing a little makeup couldn't conceal ... & He could at least manage 30 minutes of sleep before his first class of the day ...

Always.

Nope, no one put me up to it. This? This is chemistry, babe. Happening in real time. It's okay if you're a bottom, I have a lot of experience in taking care of them. Wink wonk.

I ask myself that very same question everyday. He's put up with my nonsense so long, I tricked him into thinking I'm just that great. And oh, I know, pretty boy. I know. Look at you — tough guy exterior. But you take it like a good boy no doubt.

Well, damn. Leaving my with a broken heart. I could treat you right. I could take you away from here, baby. I could let you bounce on it crazy style.. Because let's be fair, we know you're not much of a giver.

Your twenties are for cutting out your parents and getting men pregnant.

I was thinking an outdoor wedding, small crowd. In the fall.

Jason Todd, we WILL be having babies.

And congratulations to Jason Todd for ranking 7 at Top Omega of All Time. 🥳

Are you shy, princess? Are you nervous? Come here. I'll take care of you. [ puckers his lips ]

He shuffled in place upon hearing the question. What did he want? What hadn't he wanted when it came to dealing with the person he viewed as a hero above all else. Hands stuffed into the pockets of jacket, his attention drawn to his feet while he'd think over his next move, next words. ++

That's fair. You're shy, I get it. No need to worry, babe. I'm not gonna rush you. We'll take our time with this, princess.

Kissing? With tongue?

We should come together.

// Mars loves me so much because she still comes back to me despite the things I put Jason through with this account

I came.

You came <3

It worked..

[ Wasting no time in grabbing him & kissing him ]

Couldn't sleep, made breakfast.

What flavor?

WHAT

...I am never letting them near you again.

Yes... Allow it to grow...

The mold disagrees... and soon we will all be one. Just wait.

I'm not damaged. I am liberated...

[ Disappears into the mold .. ]