"I'm not bullying him. I'm literally a big fan. Trust me. It's not like I punched him the other day or anything."

“Superman is not who I am. It’s what I can do.”

I'm looking into this thing.

Sleepy.

Gotta love it when the biggest wife guy is giving advice to The World's Greatest Fumbler.

Also my puppeteer can't write bad guys. I'm unhinged at best. At my core, I'm a self insert and I'm an outlet for him to nerd out.

Nobody dies or Dee will kill Talon.

That other Bruce Wayne can't come to the phone right now. Dee's busy rummaging through different source material.

Anyway.

Cooler Kent, actually.

Aw, this one's not the Batman Annual origin.

𝐹𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝒊𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑟! 🗡️- An independent portrayal of ᴊᴀꜱᴏɴ ᴛᴏᴅᴅ, also known as the infamous ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴅ ʜᴏᴏᴅ 🗡️ - More information will be posted underneath.

Manwhore alert.

I AM Clark Kent, but not THAT loser Clark Kent, by the way.

Fine. &#*^! That passes the editorial.

I'm not telling you shit, dude. 😂

The skies keep agreeing with me. Feels good.

Who's gonna tell him.

Batman is a big fumbler.

Who's gonna tell him.

Bro. I was with Superman, like, yesterday.

The skies quoted me like a quote bot, dude.

Also, not that it matters, but I had a redemption arc and that's probably the only reason Dee has the balls to write me.

Sorry for crashing out when my whole world disappeared btw. 😂

That's my puppeteer.

Batman can suck eggs.

Villains Wiki.

Like you don't? lol

Just looked up my page at Villains Wiki. It's not even that much.

Dee said he doesn't know what he's doing with me. I said fuck it, we ball.

Man, you're telling me things I already know. What's new?

Alright, fast boy. Keep flexing.

I gave Jason Todd back to you guys, c'mon.

Aw. 🥺

Yeah, man. Sure, why not?

😂

Not trying to waste my energy explaining all that. Ask my puppeteer.

Cool.

Dog literally made me save the world and beat the shit out of that Knockoff Batman, I don't know what you're on about. 😂

Krypto. 🥲

Also my puppeteer can't write bad guys. I'm unhinged at best. At my core, I'm a self insert and I'm an outlet for him to nerd out.

THAT IS DEVIL INCARNATE.

"Look up. It's- 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉!"

Don't call him Tiny Taz-Mania.

Technically, I'd be Superman but it's whatever.

I SAID BYE, LOSERS.

Gonna go get some fresh air. BYE, LOSERS!