holyyyy shitttt

girls love to be on a bus vibrating so hard it sounds like the announcements are being spoken through the back of a fan

Oh, Matt.

oh my fucking god my legs are so tired can they announce this already

hitting 22 hours awake and having a genuinely great time How is this happening Ok I understand clubbing now

Reparations is using the men's at the green party social because you can't be fucked to wait in the queue

It's a getting silly with kind of day

Doing some very silly things tomorrow

i am a genius

Mad that it’s one billionaire scumbag who’s behind these massive-scale evictions in London AND the mass closure of London pubs AND beloved institution the Prince Charles Cinema being in dire straits AND the high street being clogged with cruddy candy shops. A one-man enshittification engine.

God I can't fucking wait to be on stimulants, been trying to get out the door for drinks for an hour and keep getting sidetracked

Bectu Members - There is an entirely disingenuous AI survey sitting in your inbox. Make sure you let them/your rep know.

Excellent reading. "The reason I am writing this post is not simply to set the record straight on definitions, important as that is. I am writing it because the confusion between #expression and #identity is being used, right now, to deny life-changing healthcare to adolescents who need it."

can the weather get warmer now please

*touches earpiece* and finally tonight, a breaking story a new study has discovered that instead of relaxing or fucking our respective beautiful girlfriends at bedtime, we should be proteinmaxing as god intended *insert Network-style rant*

As someone who's got a private diagnosis on friday, I'm terrified of finally getting what I badly need and then having it ripped away from me immediately - there's no way I can afford private care permamently.

all of the managers in my department use chatgpt extensively and I feel like I'm going insane

Couldn't figure out why I am unusually anxious and stressed out today Then remembered I was sexually assaulted for the first time last night lol

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

yayyy first sexual assault 🥳🎉 airhorn noises

very happy that I got to the stage of transition where you realise nobody cis (brackets not woke) really gives a shit unless you change your name gave me permission to pick a fun new one (not that I needed permission but brain go brrr)

I don't watch Motorsport very often, but it seems like every time I watch the broadcast side has got measurably worse. Formula E: genai graphics can fuck right off

holy shiiitt diagnosis appointment booked

I don't actually ever remember feeling this nonfunctional. Stressful work day, hen night, second stressful work day, 11hr break, work day where I actually have to force myself do do things when my ADHD is the worst it's ever been have all just wiped me out

IOC: so we're heading up to the next Olympics and looking for some unique camera angles for the broadcast what are we thinking of for let's say... downhill skiing? Broadcaster: drones

wow filling in 36 questions about the inner working of my brain and then explaining to mum about how to answer 18 questions about the inner workings of my brain is kinda tiring huh

some reason I'm dreaming so vividly at the moment after months (years?) of barelky dreaming at all highlight of last night was working in a fish and chip shop, completely fucking up everyone's orders, but everyone loved it anyway and thought it was the best thing they'd ever eaten?

god 14/15 hour days fucking suck what do you mean ive got to wait 3 hours and then do it all again

for fuck's sake was my repeatedly bluescreening laptop fixed by 1 command. I was preparing to empty my bank account to replace the ram

Hey hmrc quick suggestion for next year: can the tax return deadline be a little sooner, all the adhd girlies would like to spend a little more than 2 months and 6 hours of the year not worrying about tax

So seeeepy

I swear to fucking god living in Britain is designed to give you an aneurism. If you know anything about how anything works every time the state dares enter your personal space it sits on your face, shits in your mouth and asks you for thanks, or if that's your kink it denies it out of spite.

Now thoughts are dumped, may I say that NHS waiting lists are not a fact of the system, they are a political choice. I am trans and probably have ADHD. The special doctor who diagnoses you with gender is entirely an invention of the NHS, and...

yeah maybe I shouldn't have left it 6 months without writing down the million things flying around my head

Neurodivergency does not deal well with people being mad at you for doing exactly the thing you were told to do

Podcasting soundboard but it's just made of the TfL bus driver recorded announcements.

Doing a big photo clear out and godamm I swear 10% of my photo roll is entirely consists of the Eos patch, merge and settings windows

going to start sharing some of my old photos here, just realising how happy I am with them

Found (some of because the website is terrible and it cuts off halfway down) it! Holy shit the council really hates @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social 's pub. (I know why it came in at the time but Hazel is amazing and it's silly for it to still be in force)

Gender affirming lasers are so fuckin cool girls

My normal one bus 45 min journey home is now on plan D, featuring two buses two trains and a walk down a dodgy alley I normally avoid at night. And it's raining and I don't have a coat, very much feels like the world is conspiring against me

transphobes should note that there's one weird trick to make a trans woman use the men's toilet in five seconds or less: give her gastric distress, and then ensure THERE'S NOT A SINGLE SCRAP OF LOO ROLL IN ANY OF THE THREE LADIES CUBICLES

Yayyyy ADHD costing me 90 minutes of sleep on a Friday morning I love it

After watching Burn After Reading all I want is a review of The Machine by @girlonthenet.bsky.social

opping for my largest ever audience tonight by an order of magnitude, wish me luck!

inject this into my veins

bought a nas and finally going for it re clearing out google but fuck me I've got a mess of files absolutely everywhere

i swear to god if this happens one more fucking time (solutions solving themselves immediatly after or during writing posts online asking for help)

If you want to know how fucked theatre is at the moment, walk into any mid-large scale venue and ask someone who's been in the industry for at least 20 years what 'the old contract' was like.