leaving my introverted era

Faith not coming back for the BtVS revival is my 13th reason

😢

Bd wong? genuinely disappointing. I didn't see that one coming.

Kesha and Twice releasing albums this year with identical covers is frying me this wrapped

Okay well the morality police who know nothing about the pay structure of the music industry have logged on

Extremely proud you be one of the accounts that Spotify is losing money on. I spent $120 on Spotify this year and listened to 185 full calendar days of music. From real artists. That they will have to pay. (A fraction of a cent but still)

I was kinda just talking shit when I said this but my gym this week is much more crowded and a lot gayer???

Its that simple

Algo is now convinced I want trauma content. Every other post is captioned "nobody talks about how hard it is to go from this" with a dumb cut of the song "YMCA". But not all trauma is the same so some people are like "i graduated from college" and others are like "my wife's dead"

You know that feeling when it's been so long that you can feel your standards lowering in real time?

People out here writing novels worth of posts about how Ariana Grande's a bad person bc she's skinny and how Cynthia Erivo is a brute for trying to protect her friend. I know those ladies want this movie run to be over more than anyone

Attractive Australian man telling me I would do well in Australia? Fuck off. Fuck off right now. Dont play with me, I'll book a one way on Qantas right the fuck now.

Today on “Shoulda won a Grammy”

Replaying Tears of the Kingdom bc I had a week of time to kill in the burbs, and forgot how easily it is to go from "this game is so cute" to "fuck. FUCK FUCK" once those freaky-ass gloom hands start appearing with frequency

Is the free stuff worth the soul-crushing minstrelsy of being an 'influencer'

Straight gym resolutioneers start January 1. Gay gym resolutioneers (and straight fitness-oriented folks) start the day after thanksgiving. In this essay I will

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

yum fagslop

Saturday ass Friday

It's FINALLY DJ Play a Christmas Song season!!!!

I probably need to find another way to explain why I'm discouraged from planning anything for my birthday this year, bc saying "yeah I don't think anyone aside from my mom & dad cares enough to show up" isn't landing the way I want to

Love how in the past I could say to my phone "set an alarm," and it would set an alarm. Now it opens a chat dialogue with an AI-bot and/or gives an AI overview of "how to set an alarm" from various sources. It absolutely does not set my alarm. 😐

Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

well, what we really need is an eleka-nahmenon? a what?? an ELEKA-NAHMENON!!

Solo travel is fine and nice and Ive done it plenty, but I often wish I had a travel buddy

I'm usually pretty politically aware but the one debate I have never bothered to learned anything about is the NIMBY vs YIMBY people. Idk what the acronyms mean, I just know there are a lot of people on either side constantly yelling at each other on the Internet.

Bought these knee supports as a goof for my Halloween costume but I'm distressed at how useful they've actually been for my rapidly aging knees.

Didn't get invited to any friendsgivings this year even though my roast chicken is usually pretty popular, but oh well guess I'll go kms

Yeah I'll probably watch that gay hockey show

Some straight man really enthusiastically complimented my outfit today

Got to get hotter

On @allinwithchris.bsky.social Gov Kathy Hochul responds to Rep Elise Stefanik’s repeated assertions that Zohran Mamdani is a “jihadist”: “She’s full of shit.”

Find you somebody who looks at you like Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani. 😄

I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if he won’t walk back his praise of Zohran Mamdani, I will have no choice but to stop secretly voting for him and funding his campaigns.

Whenever some new twink pops up on my insta "people you may know" thingy, there's always one oomf at the scene of the crime. Like yes of course we're mutuals with him. Every time. 🫢

lol. lmao even.

86 Democrats that need to be replaced come midterms 🙂‍↕️ @housedemocrats.bsky.social

It’s todayyyyy 💚🩷

Finished a website for an artist with a really difficult management team in only 2 rounds of feedback. I feel like I could run through a WALL rn!!!!

Would be cool to find a nuanced review of Wicked part 2 - instead of just posts by stans stanning or contrarians contrarianing

If he was literally ANYONE else, and not a horrific abuser, "Quiet quiet piggy" would've been, quite frankly, hilarious

She’s lying, of course, but it is noteworthy that the feels like she has to lie and say these things. She’s a weathervane and this is a sign of the way the wind is blowing.

Aggressive drunk girls hitting on gay guys will always be absolutely hilar

When's the last time you saw a post by one of your actual IRL friends in your insta grid?

Someone call me when one of the violent sex traffickers actually faces consequences for violently sex trafficking

That Kennedy is going to win just by being a hot Kennedy isn't he?

Hilary Duff said fuck a female empowerment anthem, here's why that other bitch ain't shit. And I'm eating it right up

So I have 2 language tutors rn. One is a pinch scatterbrained — not always on time. Sometimes forgets what he's assigned me. Gets sidetracked easilyish, etc. The other tutor is so much more strict, with many many more rules and regulations....And I'm *absolutely* breaking up with the strict one.