There's a certain irony to waking up and finding out that the people who fired me because MAGA pressured them to aren't getting paid today also because of MAGA.

A lot of things suck right now but my girlfriend is pretty great

this exists it is called thinking

Outfit for my goth restaurant date 🧙‍♀️🧹

He has a $250 cat tree

Let's all to take a deep breath & understand that we have reached the phase in fascism where if they want to declare you a criminal, you are a criminal. You can not magically avoid it, or do exactly the right thing to stay off the list. Fascism must always have enemies, and one day you will be one.

With all the pieces gathered, my very sudden dismissal from BPA despite reassurances three hours prior makes a lot more sense. There was an entire doxxing campaign against me on Twitter. It had over 15k likes, shares and comments. 🧵 1/7

So I got doxxed by Charlie Kirk cultists, BPA fired me about it, and now I probably have to move out of the state in the next three months. ✌️

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk apnews.com/article/char...

If he really does kick it, do not let the gop blame this all on him They wanted this too

Hey Firefox users.

Uber where do you think I am

Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.

Those of us who have aged out of the "older" bracket are so tired we're dead, marry us instead I guess

Very sorry to hear that James Dobson died peacefully

If the AI bubble really is bursting, please take this lesson from it: Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.

If you see this, quote this post either 10 games to get to know you by Suikoden II Mass Effect Series Dragon Age Series Baldurs Gate 3 Fire Emblem: Three Houses Lunar: Silver Star Story Kings Quest VI Ace Attorney Series I Was A Teenage Exocolonist Persona 4: Golden

Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you went to. I am also not a big concert goer so this will 100% date me: Fallout Boy Dir en Grey My Chemical Romance / Muse Alkaline Trio The Last Rockstars (Hyde, Yoshiki, Miyagi, Sugizo)

Fake southerners can get fucked

Today in fascism, if you want a fed job you now have to write an essay response: "How would you help advance the President's Executive Orders & policy promises in this role? Identify one or two relevant EOs or policy initiatives that are significant to you and explain how you would implement them."

I love how I make fun of Californians who pronounce "San Rafael" and "Los Feliz" like Americans who have never heard Spanish before and as a Texan will also call it the Bow-leh-var (Bolivar) Peninsula with my whole chest

Just saw the Fantastic 4 movie and man, Mole Man supremacy

Just feeling super restless tonight. Like I need to build or craft something with my hands, but I don't have any ongoing projects right now and I'm not allowed to buy more craft supplies 🙃

draws Cassandra as one of your shoujo princes #dragonage

@seattlein2025.org Choosing to promote and give a platform to AI trash sure is a choice. I thought Seattle WorldCon supported authors, not plagiarism.

If you're having a slow day and really want to read 50 pages about the North Korean educational system in Japan, Harvard published my thesis

Finally watched the new Karate Kid and it was a lot of fun. Solid feel good action flick.

We all deserve a little good news.

New vlog concept: I eat Texan food in places Texan food shouldn't be and judge it. Brought to you by me finding frito pie in a bar in Portland

I live in the pacific northwest, this should be illegal. This is homophobic

Reasons I should apply for a Canadian PhD: - I like school and research - I'm pretty good at it - Interest in college professorship as a career option - I have a couple topical thesis concepts - Getting the fuck out of the US - I could make people call me Dr. Slaughter

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

I'm gonna go to bed early tonight so I can rest up! My body:

Found this photo of me from 10 years ago when I was in the SCA and actually managed to go to Pennsic. I was so baby.

They say the eyes are the windows to the soul but sometimes I’ll get a glimpse of the state of somebody’s computer desktop like omg who hurt you

I've got jokes

Give that bagpipe player any damn thing he wants. /

I deeply love Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu and these fucked up weirdos

Haha 😂

French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that France will recognize Palestine as a state, amid snowballing global anger over people starving in Gaza.

Trump ass kisser and murderer of the free press Hulk Hogan has died, rest in piss asshole 💖

So now that @itch.io is dead where's the new indie game dev platform going to be? Ready to spend and promote like hell

@itch.io is no longer a gaming platform worth supporting. Fully expect them to start banning trans and queer affiliated games as soon as their conservative overlords demand it since they have no spine.

Still right 34 years later @alexwinter.com

there is a deep sickness in the american character that believes suffering builds character. and let me tell you, it is not true. agony is just agony. the only lesson i learned from suffering is that i don’t want other people to suffer. it sucks.

Trump: The Epstein files are fake they were written by Biden to frame me MAGA morons using their last brain cell: could he .... could he be lying??

Help our brave soldiers 🙏

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