Finally got my permanent residency approved and it’s bittersweet that September will be my last month as a New Yorker. 😮‍💨

ZOHRAN!

Just came here to say Marc Jacobs bags are just Rae Dunn for people that don’t use their kitchen.

I need to ride this

Omg I forgot to tell you Last night I was on my way home and a guy sat next to me on the train and sat and ate thee 1/4lb beef patties from McDonald’s with a fork and knife. It took him from 34th, ACROSS the bridge, until DeKalb to finish them.

How is it literally barely 10:30am and 80° outside? I need a beach day STAT

Me all day 🕺🪩 music.apple.com/us/album/mir...

Wtf does that even mean

Why has every website AGGRESSIVELY been asking me to sign in with google the moment I go to it?!

WHO PUT THE MAP IN BOLD I thought I would like this bit I think I hate it but I also get it

Comfort movie time

Literally if you’re not watching Hacks what are you doing. If you are, BOOF IT!

I HATE when places use Relay but its always so strange/funny to see "summoned"

Mani pedi time with @angelous8103.bsky.social and Hadeis in LA

Mmmm I get the sentiment but idk about this one

I hope the new Pope is hot

Post your favorite one-word movie

Went to go download a game someone told me about and THAT is the first thing I saw.

one bag of chips, one drink. what are you choosing?

10 years in New York Titty today

Honestly this is just incredible content.

Guys I cut my nail too short and it’s ruined my whole day

Thank GOD, Canada. Really had us sweating there for a moment.

I order stuff online maybe once a month. Maybe twice. This is NYC we have it all so I normally just do in store pickup don’t judge me. USPS sends me delivery texts for EVERYONE in my building. There are only 6 apts but like Mama I have the tea and what you’re buying and how frequently

Thanks to the thousands of New Yorkers who donated and made our campaign the fastest to reach the matching funds cap, we are now the first to go up on TV in this primary. Two months until election day. We can win.

I prefer Sephora sideburn (singular, derogatory)

God I love New York

Literally never even been to Québec but I’ll take free moneyyyyyy

Gonna take the NYC ferry home today because it’s literally 80° and I need a drink and a boat and a view.

Post a GIF you can hear

Home

Hey, can I be mean for a second? I do judge how pale your coffee is. I don’t even drink coffee but I’m lookin, and I’m not likin.

🥲

XX-121

AT&T, in all red lettering: YOU HAVE A BILL ALERT ON THIS MONTHS STATEMENT!!!!!!!!!! The bill alert:

Spot on.

Getting a bagel with Benito the bodega cat.

If there is ever a breach in the spacetime continuum, we’ll know where it began.

Honestly nothing is more annoying than when restaurants on Seamless use relay instead of their own tracking system. Like babe...I don't wanna have 7 apps for my Naya bowl, okay?

When your husband buys these for himself 🫩

went here and everyone knew you

It’s citibike renewal season which means those cummy little trees will chill out soon and we can all finally breathe

Van Hollen says that Abrego Garcia hadn't been able to talk to anyone outside CECOT since his abduction and that Garcia wants nothing more than to talk to his wife

Truly the only option for NYC is Zohran

Omg a friend of mine is clearing out icloud space and just sent me photos of when we had a Jersey Shore party in 2013

Black Mirror pitch: POTUS destroys democracy in 90 days. Everyone watches it happen on their phones. The opposition party leaders are 85 years old and post "Hey, stop" once a day. Toiletries are locked behind glass. An evil online bookstore sends Katy Perry into space for feminism. [fin]

this is the elected leader of one of the 20 largest economies in the world

Hey babes, sending anyone to space for 11 minutes for no specific reason than to say “we can” is a little tone deaf at the moment

Dr Pepper Peeps are elite and I will die on this hill