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if one wrapped the bottom 3 feet of a light pole in reflective material, would that fuck up the navigation of a food delivery robot? i'm never actually sure how much is automated vs a person with a camera and controller.

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My goal for 2026 is to become the first person to successfully sue a delivery robot company for damages when a speeding Metra train yeets the carcass of a robot into my torso on the sidewalk

if you are a freako who likes weird ttrpgs and you've been wanting to download more of them, check out my internet website store: sublimemarch.itch.io

New years resolution: get good at saying semiquincentennial like it's no big deal.

covid sucks so bad, I have been stuck at like 75% recovered for over a week and sleeping like 14 hours a day

captain janeway has a monogamy kink

the veil between 2025 and 2026 grows thin, what dreams of futures and pasts will visit you these days

HRT is amazing, I have a beard now like what

advice for young people, like all those "grrl power" zines gen x made for us (their kids). - historical (from the '10s) internet propaganda - keeping culture alive across platforms - everyday opsec for cool kids - how companies trick your brain into spending money (on apps and social media)

🎤 I have never seen A Christmas Story things I know about it - leg lamp - you'll shoot your eye out - tongue stuck to pole

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Small, dry, eggshell voice from the pile of blankets on my bed: smply hving a wonderul chismas tim

They specify that it's peace on Earth because Christmas is traditionally a time of all against all war amongst the stars.

hello welcome to my press conference. xmas movie takeaways so far today: - kermit the frog is the only christian muppet. - the whos do not worship a whojus. - santa claus conquered the martians but using, like, cultural hegemony

I am a goblin who only hears lies and can only speak the truth

i hope that my immune system cells know i am rooting for them

is it The Algorithm that rewards consistent posting, or human beings

I got covid 😭😭😭😭😭😭

2 thanksgivings 2 furious

why does this site not have drafts, what do you do with posts that you're too chicken to post right now on bluesky? do you use a notes tool? notebook? do you just post them????

Snowy owl at undisclosed location

absolutely thrilled to share this got 9 interacts, so I am free from the burden of posting, thanks folks 😊 😀 😘💖😎💫🎷

if THIS post gets at least 40 interacts I will NOT return to posting online for at least another year.

if this post gets at least 10 interacts i will return to posting online for one week, like to charge and reblog to double charge and reply to anti-charge

dammit this site doesn't have polls yet? boooooo how am I supposed to ask my followers if I should return to posting

WE WON @sublimemarch.bsky.social MOTHERFUCKERS thanks @igdn-official.bsky.social! check out the AWARD WINNING GRAPHIC DESIGN HERE adira.itch.io/deadly-weapons

heading to the first ever Chicago Stationery Fest today 🥳 today's plan is to shop the market, donate some items to the Wasteshed, and swap some stickers. ✏️🎨👨‍🎨

holy cow, my design has been nominated for an indie groundbreaker!!! i've been away from social media for a few years, and this has me cautiously returning. thanks everyone for your kind words and support! :D (link in next post)

just donated blood for the first time after learning yesterday that there's a critical blood shortage in chicago! please donate if you can, the shortage is across the US. research your local blood banks (like Vitalant in chicago) or use www.redcross.org/give-blood.h...

Anyways! Here's the view from the roof of the Sears Tower.

human bodies are so cool and interesting!!!

hurray, I feel awful after getting shots! they're working!!! I'm so grateful I won't get actually sick, this sucks.

Illinois is now the first state to fully abolish cash bail

don't forget to get your flu shot and covid booster, if you can! i'm at my vax appointment right now and excited to feel sick for 24 hours 🧚‍♂️✨️🥳

shanah tova!!! happy 5784!!! rosh hashanah service was rough but rewarding for me this year. i was fighting sensory overwhelm from mistiming my meds and then had some big trigger emotions around repair and disability. did i walk to the lake and cry? hell yes!! it ruled actually.

if you made a drinking glass shaped like an hourglass, it would be bad to drink out of

what if a social media site where the only allowed interactions are posting and blocking other users. you can't follow people, only anti-follow.

Good morning bluesky ❤️

pretty happy so far with this chicago city motto design, definitely think it deserves a sticker

working on a new sticker design ✨

petition to cancel our cat

i can’t wait to deadname twitter

it's accepted as fact in our household that lori lightfoot has a machine that controls the weather, but she's not good at using it. it's not the mayoral weather machine, so brandon johnson doesn't have access to it. it's hers, personally.

CPD has started their challenge coin designs for the 2024 DNC.