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If you're a barbarian I bet being at the gates feels cool as fuck

I girlbossed too far from the sun. It's so dark and so very cold here.

just TWO! MORE! DAYS!! until the variety hour!! We have poetry we have prose we have drag we have opera we have games we have wearables we have duelling cellists we have incredible art ITS GONNA BE SO AWESOME!!

I got raptured :( :( :(

*Looks at calendar* OH NO I FORGOT!

Part 2

Been catching up with Shelved By Genre, this is what it's like to think about Dr. Bloodmoney.

Those carts with the big cylinders for flattening out asphalt are probably the most emotionally evocative construction equipment. Or maybe concrete mixers... Fuck, now I'm not sure.

At the end of Sphere (1998) the main character is like "if we couldn't handle these powers then no one could, humanity's not ready" and I'm like buddy, you're a psychiatrist who slept with a patient. Maybe give somebody else a crack at it then we'll make the call.

Anybody need any auth codes? They say not to share them but idgaf so I made a bot

Anybody need any auth codes? They say not to share them but idgaf so I made a bot

If elected president of social media, I will bring the scream back.

Next big thing: secular vows of silence

Sometimes I feel an urge to post but when I try to think of something to write all that comes to mind is a hovering diamond, softly glowing and perfect in it's geometry. Not very funny really.

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All voting systems fail the independence of irrelevant alternatives criteria due to the holistic interconnectedness of all things.

1 like = 1 hinged ttrpg opinion

When a mysterious stranger comes to my town and starts investigating things, I hit em with a "This does not concern you outlander!" Gets em every time.

algedonic squeal

I very much enjoyed Piranesi. I liked it when there was house.

I think I'd excel as a sinister voice emanating from a crack in the earth

Learning about the Omninominator function, which for P returns the set OmNom(P)

hi my name's David creator of David Social the most centralized social network of all time, it is run by me David and I (David) am the algorithm and single point of failure of the app. If you would like to join then please send me a message.

Electoral college reform where we randomize all the state boundaries and don't tell anyone until after the election.

The purpose of a joke is what it does.

New voting system where we give all the votes to a guy and she picks a winner based on her best judgement. Can't guarantee unanimity or the independence of irrelevant alternatives but it is non-dictatorial (the guy isn't a voter so she doesn't count).

10 business seconds

Skin Deep is a great game about crawling through vents, setting dudes on fire, and what if cats could send you e-mails. I recommend it.

Ada Palmer's such a big fan of unreliable narrators that she put one in her historical book (from Inventing the Renaissance) (with special guest my cat)

My posting method: 1. Write out the post 2. Once over for revisions 3. Solemnly intone "more and worse" 4. Hit the post button. 5. Never think of the post again

Whenever I find something I'm looking for, I always look one extra place as a flex. Maybe it's always in the last place *you* look. Not for me. I'm built different.

Chicago Pope, that city is going to be unbearable now.

They let people from Chicago be pope????

Obviously the best form of government is benevolent dictatorship, but how do you ensure the dictator remains benevolent? Solution: hire a second benevolent dictator to hunt the first one with a knife. Everything works itself out from there.

All plumbers should be trained in a special, plumber-specific martial art.

WE WON @sublimemarch.bsky.social MOTHERFUCKERS thanks @igdn-official.bsky.social! check out the AWARD WINNING GRAPHIC DESIGN HERE adira.itch.io/deadly-weapons

Real Web 2.0 has never been tried

Invisible Networks Day 0: Novelty #InvisibleNetworks

INVISIBLE NETWORKS 2025 April 1st to 14th Writing challenge: invent a whimsical/demented/mathematically impossible social network every day. Draw inspiration from our prompts, imported from the 51st state (despair).

I write myself little notes

It's Software and Systems Sunday

It's pronounced "bisky dot social"

holy cow, my design has been nominated for an indie groundbreaker!!! i've been away from social media for a few years, and this has me cautiously returning. thanks everyone for your kind words and support! :D (link in next post)

WOOOOOOO MOTHERFUCKER HELL YEAH ahem... Deadly Weapons was nominated for Best Design in the Indie Groundbreaker Awards!!!

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Having a name with a lot of letters is fun because I get to find out what the character limit is for various things.

Sometimes I think that instead of things being the way they are, it would be better if they were a different way.

I ain't got time to read posts one by one, I read them all in one go now.

Social network where you go the local library and check out an account. After two weeks you have to return it but you can renew if nobody else has requested it.