BREAKING NEWS: The CDC has renamed anal warts as “Trump bumps”…

#Whamageddon Walked into a Michael’s. Oh well. We 💚 Last Christmas! 🎶

Trump's opening words, "11 MONTHS AGO, I INHERITED A MESS" was perhaps the biggest lie of his entire angry Miller-written speech. Taco Don inherited a booming economy from Biden, & so far, he's driven it into the ground. Let's hope MAGATs can separate the salesman from the product.

Apparently the Bots have caught on that Bluesky users quickly block all the pro trump posts and replies. So now the Bots are trying to sow discord using fake accounts claiming to be Democrats/Liberals/LGBTQ allies/etc. Sometimes we need reminders to block liberally.

Pals, this is not true & I hate to see this misinformation. Our Salvation Army provides the only local family shelter & is 100% all-inclusive. Without donations, homeless children in our area would have no shelter to stay at. Our Salvation Army helps anyone. No judgment!!

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“Scientists just discovered that dogs who sleep in their humans bed live 10x longer than those who don't…”

Same. No more $$ to the DSCC.

The villagers of Holly Town led peaceful, happy lives. They especially enjoyed the hustle and bustle of Christmas time. 🎄They had no idea that, on the other side of the mountain,a mad scientist was in his secret lair conducting genetic experiments that would lead to "The Christmas CATastrophe"

These 2 headlines sum up the last year.

Tax the rich like we tax lottery winnings .

Excellent reminder amid the chaos!

The two apparent false statements were about the 5th Amendment’s protection against self-incrimination, and some unknown legal precept about innocent until proven guilty.

Trump’s war on Christianity continues. When is MSM going to start making an on-going deal about this?

Look what Ollie made! ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Me since November 2016

Trump’s war on Christianity continues. Who’s gonna tell maga?

Abolish ICE!

Walmart just announced that Thanksgiving Dinner will be almost 30% smaller this year under economic moron donald trump. UNAFFORDABLE and PEOPLE LEFT HUNGRY are Republican strongholds. Hopefully, Democrats will use these irrefutable facts.

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Self explanatory

If you blame migrants collectively for the horrible actions of a few but do not hold white people collectively responsible when white people commit heinous crimes, that's racism. Just saying.

In case you needed to see a bus full of dogs in Halloween costumes

#TerrierTuesday Happy Terrier Tuesday!! It’s Howloween! 🎃

ICE was in my neighborhood today and Chicagoans stood up. But at the same time I talked to multiple people who said their grad schools went on lockdown. They are traumatizing everyone!!

I'm sure the guy who was convicted on 34 counts of falsifying business records is handing these private payments for the $300 million ballroom with the utmost integrity

Wife suggested that we hand out whistles along with treats for Halloween, and I think that’s a fantastic idea. Bulk order placed.

I’m even more enraged today about this destruction. I designed additions to historic buildings in DC and spent time at the building museum getting design reviews prepped, at the city talking with reviewers to ensure we weren’t too close to the metro when we dug down…

“If that disabled person can do this job, then you can work too” By that logic…. Where’s your Olympic medal? Why aren’t you a brain surgeon? Oh… yeah… because not everyone can do everything… even if you’re not disabled.

Plastic skeletons have a very high carbon footprint, so over Halloween, stick with hanging out the bones of those who wronged you.

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..and now it’s time for Hisssstorical Highlights..

Cubbies fought to the end. Looking forward to 2026 spring training! ⚾️

W T F Cubs 😳😦

Maga was so very upset at fictional stories about immigrants eating dogs, let’s see how they respond to the ice gestapo killing dogs. 😡🤬😡🤬

Uh oh: someone 🍊 is going to be very mad they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to an antifa terrorist. 🤭

This is Portland, Oregon violence ...

Michael Busch!!!!! ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️

Jazzy cat watching the game and bringing her signature luck to the Cubbies!! 🤞🙏🏼🍀 (I’m being very quiet and very still so she doesn’t leave and take her luck with her.) Let’s Go Cubs!!!

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Trump’s War on Christianity

You guys: I’m feeling really good about tonight. 🙏🏼🤞🙏🏼 #LetsGoCubs 💙⚾️ Go Cubs Go!!! Do It For Ryno!

Math doesn’t lie: Chicago criminals are 20,000% less dangerous than the ice gestapo.