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No fucking kings!
about 1 year ago
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Philip Bump
about 1 hour ago
The gap between how cool he thinks he sounds and how he actually sounds would take light eight centuries to traverse.
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Mark Chadbourn
about 23 hours ago
The first US fatalities in Iran.
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3 US troops reported killed in Iran attack
The Central Command announced the casualties.
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/03/01/3-us-troops-reported-killed-in-iran-attack-00806205
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America first! Whoop whoop!
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Coach Finstock
1 day ago
We hate kids. Like SO MUCH. We vote for the guns. We vote for the bombs. We protect the rapists. We have LEOs physically restraining parents from trying to save their children in Uvalde. We just blew up a school in Iran. We love Jeffrey Epstein and his friends. They run the country.
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News Eye
2 days ago
NEW: Bahrain skyscrapers and Dubai hotels are now being hit by Iranian drones. This is insane. Trump has unleashed chaos and carnage. (š„ Al Jazeera)
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
2 days ago
My statement on President Trumpās combat operations in Iranā¬ļø
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George Conway āļøšŗšø
2 days ago
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Well that soundsā¦even worse. Cool.
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SorryHat
2 days ago
Never forget who youāre fighting for.
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Democrats need to oust this worthless moron yesterday.
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2 days ago
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Brennan Center
2 days ago
The Constitution gives Congress, not the president, the power to decide when the nation goes to war. President Trumpās strikes on Iran are flatly unconstitutional. Thereās been no deliberation, no vote, no clear justification. This is a flagrant abuse of executive power.
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Greg Sargent
2 days ago
This is striking: Trump's deranged attacks on Canada have caused a big drop in Canadian visits to states like Michigan, hurting the state's economy. There are 3 vulnerable House Republicans in Michigan. So this lunacy could help cost GOP the House. 1/ (new piece)
newrepublic.com/article/2071...
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Trumpās Fury at Canada Backfires in Surprise Blow to GOPās 2026 Hopes
The number of Canadians visiting the U.S. fell off a cliff in 2025. Itās pretty clear why. And this fall, the GOP should be made to pay a political price for it.
https://newrepublic.com/article/207175/trump-fury-canada-backfires-2026
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Tim Onion
3 days ago
I think the bigger security risk is the gestapo she runs that murders people for standing in the street and kidnaps children to put them in concentration camps. But sure, if the shoe thing gets her shitcanned, do what you gotta do.
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Lindsay Beyerstein
3 days ago
The Guardian obtained the missing 302s. This story destroys the DOJ's excuse that they withheld the last three interviews because they were duplicative. The accuser covered different ground in different interviews.
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Epstein files contain explicit but unsubstantiated claim that Trump abused minor
Department of Justice did not release FBI memos when it uploaded millions of pages of files beginning in December
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/26/trump-epstein-files-fbi
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Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
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3 days ago
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MicroSoft Word Champion
3 days ago
Very brain. Much think
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Phil Lewis
4 days ago
Investigative Post obtained this video of Border Patrol abandoning Nurul Shah Alam, the nearly blind Burmese refugee who was found dead
www.investigativepost.org/2026/02/26/t...
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The Detroit News
4 days ago
The allegations mentioning Terrion Arnold were included in a seven-page order from Hillsborough County Circuit Judge J. Logan Murphy.
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Lionsā Terrion Arnold tied to robbery, kidnapping in court order
The allegations mentioning Terrion Arnold were included in a seven-page order from Hillsborough County Circuit Judge J. Logan Murphy.
https://bit.ly/4kYk57R
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Chris Geidner
4 days ago
BREAKING: Judge Patrick Schiltz in Minnesota threatens criminal contempt, if necessary, to address ICE noncompliance in an order calling out U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen's response to Schiltz's earlier questions about noncompliance with court orders. "ICE will comply with this Court's orders."
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Comfortably Numb
4 days ago
Dude is Trump whisperer.
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Ed Burmila
4 days ago
If you're not a hockey person, what happened here is that one of the MAGA-est dudes in the NHL just got used and embarrassed by Trump because no amount of kissing Trump's ass is enough to make him respect you or hesitate to humiliate you for his own entertainment.
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Brady Tkachuk miffed over White House AI-doctored video
Brady Tkachuk said he didn't appreciate the AI-doctored video released by the White House that made it appear he was disparaging Canadians.
https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/48044958/brady-tkachuk-miffed-white-house-ai-doctored-video
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Prem Thakker ć
4 days ago
Wow. Ellie Aghayeva ā the Columbia student detained by ICE this morning ā has been released and posted this on her Instagram. Comes after NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani expressed his concern on the arrest to Trump in a meeting just earlier.
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Kyle Cheney
4 days ago
'IT ENDS TODAY': A federal judge in NJ says the Trump admin has continued to violate court orders in immigration cases and says he's prepared to haul in DOJ and DHS officials under oath.
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Joan Resnick Ehrlich
4 days ago
No, we will *not allow even 1 year to dismantle Trump's concentration camps. Shut them down immediately, strip funding immediately, seize weapons & fire employees immediately. And contractors be damned; they are knowingly and willingly complicit. Let them go bankrupt. (reposting with *correction)
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John Lurie
5 days ago
Wednesday
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb
5 days ago
the fuckers got what they deserved
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Will Bunch
5 days ago
They found him. He died. Another murder by our immigration goon squads
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Greg Sargent
5 days ago
"We are dealing now with an allegation that the president of the US raped and sexually assaulted a child and is now using his DOJ to try to cover that up." If you want to understand latest Epstein revelations,
@leahlitman.bsky.social
explains them clearly on our pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2070...
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Trumpās Epstein Scandal Takes Damning Turn as Dem Drops New Bombshell
As new revelations in the Jeffrey Epstein saga threaten the president, a legal expert decodes what we just learnedāand lays out a roadmap to what will happen now.
https://newrepublic.com/article/207005/trump-epstein-scandal-takes-damning-turn-dem-drops-new-bombshell
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The GOP wants to turn every meat-loving American into a Soy Boy!!!
#MakeAmericaVeganAgain
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Michael Ian Black
5 days ago
Guys, calm down. Killing people in speedboats is fine now.
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Kyle Cheney
5 days ago
JUST IN: Judge Murphy has ruled that the Trump administration's policy of sending deported immigrants to third countries without notice or a chance to challenge is illegal and unconstitutional.
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Will Bunch
5 days ago
The DNC should release this as an ad immediately
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C-SPAN
5 days ago
WATCH: Full Democratic Response from Gov. Abigail Spanberger (D-VA): "This is not what our founders envisioned, not by a longshot."
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Democratic Response from Gov. Abigail Spanberger (D-VA)
YouTube video by C-SPAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzX4JF3SR8Q
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Taniel
5 days ago
Eye-popping margins in the Pennsylvania special elections today: āDemocrats won HD94 by 63 points. (Harris won it by 30 in 2024.) āDemocrats won HD42 by 35 points. (Harris won it by 17 in 2024.) [The 2024 numbers are via the essential
@the-downballot.com
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JunkboxJim
7 days ago
Wow! Huge protest against a new ICE concentration camp warehouse in Romulus Michigan. I've never seen anybody in Romulus protest against anything before. Protesters and cops all over the place right now.
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Yashar Ali š
7 days ago
BREAKING Charles Kushner, the US Ambassador to France, has been banned from meeting with members of the French government after he failed to show up to a diplomatic summons with the French Foreign Minister.
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Chicago Tribune
7 days ago
Mayor Brandon Johnson announced āAbolish ICEā as the winner of a citywide snow plow name contest. He had earlier given it a āfull and completeā endorsement.
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Chicagoās newest snow plow name āAbolish ICE,ā Mayor Brandon Johnson says
Mayor Brandon Johnson announced āAbolish ICEā as the winner of a citywide snow plow name contest. He had earlier given it a āfull and completeā endorsement.
https://trib.al/sEUztTy
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Blue Trump is a mess.
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Ron Filipkowski
8 days ago
āIām just saying ā¦
bsky.app/profile/ronf...
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Kat Abughazaleh
8 days ago
Counterpoint: No. ICE doesnāt need reform. Abolition and prosecution is the bare minimum.
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Alejandra Caraballo
8 days ago
This is the 3rd Trump supporter that's tried to kill him.
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shauna
8 days ago
quelle surprise
www.tmz.com/2026/02/22/m...
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Peter Sagal
9 days ago
A lovely Sat evening reading the Tariff case opinions! Justice Gorsuchās concurrence is really something. First of all, his tone is that of the star student who volunteers to take over the class for the teacher, because he is best situated explain the subject to his dullard classmates.
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Radley Balko
9 days ago
JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.
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Pope Leo Will Spend July 4 Visiting Migrant Crossing Island
Pope Leo has spoken out against the treatment of migrants in the United States several times over the last year.
https://time.com/7380294/pope-leo-july-4-trump/
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Sam Levin
9 days ago
A MN protester accused of assaulting ICE officer had case dropped after vids showed no assault. LA protester accused of assaulting ICE w/ āhatā had case dropped; judge said govt acted in ābad faithā In Chicago, 92 ppl were arrested for assault/impeding ICE; 0 convicted DOJ keeps lying and losing:
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DoJ cases against protesters keep collapsing as officersā lies are exposed in court
String of embarrassing defeats for prosecutors as experts condemn DoJ effort to cast people as āviolent perpetratorsā
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/21/doj-protesters-federal-agents-cases?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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Freedom of the Press Foundation
10 days ago
BREAKING: Judge who allowed FBI to search Washington Post reporterās home rips into Justice Department for not informing him of the law that explicitly bars raids of reporters
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Judge who allowed FBI to search Washington Post reporterās home rips into Justice Department | CNN Politics
A federal judge ripped into the Justice Department on Friday for failing to inform him of the applicability of a law intended to protect journalists from government searches and seizures when it asked...
https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/20/politics/judge-rips-washington-post-fbi-reporter-warrant
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jess m.
10 days ago
Remember this? Where elons random Internet chode force literally stormed in and took over a government building?
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Anthony Michael Kreis
10 days ago
Donald Trump illegally stole $1700 from you is a gift midterm message.
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JB Pritzker
10 days ago
Cut the check, Donald Trump.
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Stephen Wolf
10 days ago
NEW: Virginia Dem legislators have passed their new 10-1 congressional map targeting 4 Republicans. Gov. Spanberger will likely sign it soon. It would take effect for 2026 if voters pass it in an April 21 referendum (litigation pending). Interactive map+data:
davesredistricting.org/join/8560023...
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