Trump’s special envoy Witkoff put his hand over his heart when Putin walked in the room. Like he’s reunited with a loved one. That really tells you all you need to know.

“You may not believe me, but I just had a bald eagle drop a cat through my windshield,” the incredulous driver said on the recorded 911 call. “It absolutely shattered my windshield.”

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“I don’t know and I don’t care” should be the new MAGA motto. So accurate. Says it all.

“I want their morale as low as possible, because a team with low morale is ineffective.” Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter, patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe, and makes federal agents uncomfortable.

Clifford “Buzz” Grambo, a Navy veteran, patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe. His goal is straightforward: He wants to make ICE agents uncomfortable.

My husband @captmarkkelly.bsky.social is a 25-year Navy combat pilot veteran. He served our country with strength, courage, and integrity. The President called him a traitor and demanded he be executed. It is dangerous and wrong. Americans need to stand up and say so.

Ranking Member @repricklarsen.bsky.social: "Lynching is a federal hate crime. The world defeated the Nazis in 1945. The debate on these symbols is over. They symbolize hate. "Coast Guard: be better.” www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

When pigs fly.

Evidence suggests the Russian secret services appears to have ordered the blowing up of a railway line in Poland over the weekend, a Polish government spokesman said.

Epstein didn’t kill himself. Trumps ex didn’t fall down the stairs. Trump organized 1/6 and stole confidential secrets. And sold them. And trump did not win that election. These are things that intelligent people know.

Doctor: “President Trump, the good news is that you have both sides of your brain. The bad news is that on the left side nothing is right and on the right side nothing is left.”

He summoned Boebert to the Situation Room to pressure her to withdraw her name. Called Mace. Threatened Massie and Greene. Now he knows it will pass and he’s trying to save face. But he also knows it may die in the senate and DOJ intends to cite a new “pending investigation” to block it.

It’s been 3 days since we learned Donald blew Bubba and he still hasn’t denied it.

Holy Crap! Maga is imploding!

Yeesh — Megyn R. Kelly is Exhibit A of how blind loyalty to Trump will make you lose the moral thread (H/T @accountablegop.bsky.social )

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Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments. My response ⬇️

My mother and father served admirably in World War 2. They loved their country and recognized the necessity of war on rare occasion. But they never glorified war, never failed to remember it's horrors, and never forgot in a war it was those with the least who suffered most. Thank you Vets.

NEWS: U.S. Senate advances bill to reopen the federal government in a 60-40 vote. Dems who votes yes: 🔵 Catherine Cortez Masto 🔵 Dick Durbin 🔵 John Fetterman 🔵 Maggie Hassan 🔵 Tim Kaine 🔵 Angus King 🔵 Jackie Rosen 🔵 Jeanne Shaheen Republicans who voted no: 🔴 Rand Paul

Dr. Oz announced that Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms (Nov 2026) with the new "fat drugs" that Trump approved The population of the US is 340 million. Each man, woman and child must lose 400 pounds each in the next 2 years.

Trump every time he’s confronted about one of his lies: “Who are you with?” Reporter: Gives name of company. Trump: You’re fake news. You’re terrible. I’m not calling on you anymore! You should be ashamed of yourself! This is why nobody watches you! Then goes back to lying.

I was hungry & you asked SCOTUS to let you starve me I was thirsty & you gave contaminated water I was homeless &, you made me illegal I was a stranger & you sent me to detention camp for mass deportation I was sick and you took away healthcare I was poor and you took away my SS.

Remember that time when Super Macho man Trump said he’d have rushed in to save the children in Uvalde but completely froze up when someone fainted right next to him? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

With a vampire in your midst..

Republicans aren’t happy. (Very strong language warning).

Trump is using hunger as a political weapon, depriving 40 million Americans – most of them children and the elderly – of SNAP benefits in defiance of a court order. It is horrific that a President would give $40 billion to Argentina while depriving his own citizens of food.

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I know the world won’t care because it’s not some EVIL thing Trump just did, but yesterday I marathon streamed for 11 hours and raised $10,000 for Feeding America, which they say will provide 100,000 meals for people in need.

MAGA hat girl posing in front of the “Nazi Propaganda” museum exhibit is the most accidentally honest photo of the year.

I’ll eat a bullet before I freeze to death in a house that I lived in for 64 years.

Fuck, Marry, Kill

"The new billboards are designed to inform troops of legal resources … 'The [Southern Command] strikes … represent the most blatantly illegal act that this administration has had the military carry out.'" taskandpurpose.com/news/vet-group-billboards-caribbean-strikes/

Trump and Pete Hegseth are planning military strikes in Venezuela, which is unconstitutional. Trump is breaking his "anti-war" promise, starting another forever war. Max Rose says Congress must exercise its constitutional authority and stop this unlawful war.

The New York Times one year ago.

Kristi Noem Halloween costume: comes with an AR-15, a dead-eyed smile, and a prop puppy that never makes it to Act II.

Just in time for Halloween.

It was never “Trump Derangement Syndrome.” It was also a clear warning of what was to come.

42 million Americans shouldn't go hungry because of Trump's political games.

Trump hates that people are calling it the “Epstein Ballroom”. We’re about to make him very upset. 🏴‍☠️